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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 1

Posted on December 13, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 1

A/N:I wan’t to give credit to blackrose612 for giving me my idea’s. Thanks so much. It wouldn’t’t be fair if I didn’t mention you for the inspiration. People liked your story so I thought that I should do something like your story. And maybe you will start updating your story cause it’s super good! I hope!

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Bobby was sitting in the living room. Flipping threw channels. He sighed,”Nothings on…”

His parents had left him all by himself that night. Knowing that their child would be too lazy to be partying somewhere with no one to drive him. He had gotten slightly chunkier and his grades seemed to slip more by each report card. His parents were very worried about him. But they had no idea on what to do to stop his lazy streak.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: All In The Same Chapter 1

Posted on November 15, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: All In The Same Chapter 1

Arlen, Texas was so, how
do I describe it? Texas. Green lawns. Pick-up trucks in the
driveways. A few people walking their dogs now and again. Kids riding
bikes. Something was missing to make it complete. But I couldn’t put
my finger on it.

“Is this it?” I
asked, glancing at the home we just pulled up next to. Classic
suburban house. Well, classic suburban Texas house. I liked it
though.

She nodded. “Yes, it
is.” The car stopped. “Can I talk to you one more time
before I’m no longer adressed as ‘mom’?”

I rolled my eyes. “Mom,
I can never address you as ‘Janis’.” Even saying the name just
felt funny. I remember in the first grade whenever Mrs. Fickle asked
me what the lady picking me up’s name was I said “mommy”.
Hey, I was in the first grade. I didn’t know any better.

“I know,” My
mother laughed, nervously. “You understand that this could
change your life forever, right?” She looked me square in the
eye. That wasn’t normal because I was usually distracted, biting my
nails, fiddling my thumbs or looking out a window. We would just
talk. That right there proved this was a special event. “But
whatever happens is God’s decision. I won’t be upset no matter what
happens, I promise. If I break that promise, please tell me.”

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Strapping Nodes – Chapter Four

Posted on November 8, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Strapping Nodes – Chapter Four

Chapter 4

After Dale
had finally gotten his cast taken off, Nancy decided to tell him the
news.

Sug
she started one evening.

Yes,
Nancy?

I have
some good news.

Well, out
with it then.

Im
pregnant! she smiled widely.

Dale just
stared at her blankly. Okay, whats the good news?

Thats
the good news!

I thought
I told you I wasnt ready for a kid right now?

But sug,
I couldnt help it, and dont you dare tell me to have an
abortion because I wont!

There was a
big silence and then Dale said slowly, Wellit could be
interesting having a little baby around here

Of course
it will be, sug! she kissed him on the cheek.

As much as
she wanted to tell Peggy the news, she figured itd be best to keep
it quiet and just let people figure out for themselves. She didnt
want to rouse things upespecially with John Redcorn.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Strapping Nodes Chapter Three

Posted on November 1, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Strapping Nodes Chapter Three

Authors
Note: Sorry, everyone else just nearly disappeared in this chapter.
Oops! xD. It seems its really centered on Nancy and Dale. But
really the whole story was anyway. I just tried to throw some
Bobby/Connie in there but they fixed things last chapter, so oh well.
Ill try to do better in future stories. Remember this is my first
KOTH one! xD

Chapter 3:
The Dance of Doom

Thanks
for warming up my side of the bed, John Redcorn, but Ill take it
from here.

John looked
at Nancy, who nodded and he got out of there. Once hed left and
Dale crawled into bed in his place, Nancy said stupidly, Im
sorry, sug.

Dont
be sorry, Dale held his hand up. You didnt do anything.

I didnt?
I mean, of course I didnt!

Yeah,
John Redcorn was just protecting you as usual. I knew I heard
a rat in here last nightBut John looked like he was trying to do a
little more than protect you this time

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Guilt Conquers – Chapter 2

Posted on October 27, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Guilt Conquers – Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Decisions

After
a little thought on Nancys drive home from work, she realized that
what had happened between her and Dale the previous day was something
very special. Something worth celebrating. And she knew just how to
do it

When she got
to the house, Dale was outside with his friends so she went in to
make a phone call.

Hello?

Peggy

Oh hi,
Nancy. Did you umhave fun last night?

Thats
exactly what Im calling about

I dont
want to hear the details, Nancy Peggy said a little disgusted.

No,
shug! she laughed. I meant do you want to know why that even
happened like that?

What, you
having a good old time right in your yard for the neighborhood to
see?

Yes. Did
you not hear that gunshot last night?

Yes, but
by the time I looked out the window, there was nothing there but you
two on the ground.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome – Chapter Two

Posted on October 23, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome – Chapter Two

A/N: I haven’t really gotten any replies on this story but I wanted to update it like I said I would. Once again I apologize for such an extensive delay. If you haven’t red the last thing I posted then please do so and vote. Like I said. If you don’t vote then I’ll have to decide on my own. Feel free to give me advice. I’m shure to use and and mension you in the story!

disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KING OF THE HILL! (but it owuld be really really cool if I did…sighsone can dream I suppose)

Bobby walked along the side of the street smiling happily to himself. His mind realing with thoughts. Suddenly his mind went over to the girls from Naruto. How he would adore to have one of those girls as his boyfriend. He pictured himself in the NAruto world and he didn’t like the way he looked still. He new that he just had to look better. Just to only picture himself with one of them. Mainly Sakura. Oh how he would give an arm and a leg for her hand. Though she woud probably just see him as someone like Naruto. And Naruto was rockin! But Sakura wasn’t the only beautiful girl. Ino was also pretty. Granted she was a tad…snobby. “Oh well. Enough day dreaming. Maybe I should run to school…” He thought about this for a moment then a small smile graced his face. “Better now then later!”

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Dales Secret Chapter Two – Dale’s True Feelings For Peggy

Posted on October 18, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Dales Secret Chapter Two – Dale’s True Feelings For Peggy

Chapter Two: Dale’s True Feelings For Peggy

Say, Dale, any idea where Hank would be? said Bill.

Nope, said Dale. Probably wasting time with Peggy.

You seem to be talking about her lot, yo, said Boomhauer. Dang ol man, crush on her or sumthin

Nuh-uh! lied Dale.

Shes mine! said Bill. It was kind of obvious that he has had a major crush on her since Bills divorce with Lenore. My God, hes so obsessed with her. He had posters, pictures and even clothing of hers

Mmm Dale and Peggy sittin in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G sang Boomhauer.

Shut up! said Dale and Bill. Then Bill added Shes mine.

First came love, then came marriage, then comes Dale in a baby carriage, said Boomhauer.

Excuse me? said Hank.

Were you in there makin sweet love to Peggy? said Dale.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley – Chapter 1

Posted on October 9, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley – Chapter 1

Dales Bills and Boomhauers explanation to Wesley

This is supposed to take place in Straight as an Arrow where Wesley was spraying Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer with mace spray.

Mr. Wesley sir, will you please stop spraying us with that terrible horrible mace spray. cried Bill.

Yeah, please stop. agreed Dale and Boomhauer.

Ill stop only if you tell me why in the world you guys unexpectedly are trespassing in my yard. demanded Wesley. After Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer nodded their head yes, Wesley stopped spraying.

Lets make run for it! shouted Dale. But before Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer could make a move, Wesley blocked them and sprayed more mace at their eyes!

It burns so much! cried Bill.

This is your last warning, guys. If you try to get out of this one more time, Ill spray your eyes until this can is empty! threatened Wesley.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter Four

Posted on October 5, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter Four

A/N: I’m finding myself apologizing alot lately! But I hope you didn’t forget much of this story! Since Christmas Break is coming up soon I’m going to be waiting for a comment and as soon as I do I’ll start typing away again!

enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don’t own KOTH!

As soon as the car stopped in the driveway of the Hills,( located on Rainy St.) Bobby rushed out and threw the door. Not bothering to close it. Or the car door for that matter. He was afraid. Not sure of what his mom would do if she found out. Or worse….his dad. Actually now that he thought of it he shouldn’t have rushed out of the door and into the house like that. It just made him more suspicious. He winced as he took out the clothes from his bag and placed them into his special hiding places. After he put away his new clothes he folded all of the receipts into one big pile. And put it into one of his old folders. Then tucked the folder into his pile of old children’s books. After that he had nothing else to do but go outside and walk.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Internet Troll – Chapter 1

Posted on September 30, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Internet Troll – Chapter 1

The
Internet Troll

By
Joe

Summary:
Bill gets a rather unusual hobby of an internet troll.

Author
Notes: I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, or
any other copyrighted material.

Bill
sulked in his living room feeling very depressed. His life was not
very full to say the least. Sure, he had three friends that cared
about him and a job as an Army barber, but that was really all he had
in his life. Bills life was very dismal and stale. Many people
had called him a loser before, and it made Bill feel even worse.
Bill was fat, bald, and he was divorced by the only woman who was
ever a spouse to Bill.

Not much
happened in Bills life. He didnt have many hobbies, friends,
or activities. He needed help getting his life back together. It
all started after he lost his one loveLenore. He was very
doubtful that any woman would ever love him again, and he was too old
and out of shape to take up a sport of any kind. He needed another
activity that would at least make him seem a little less boring.

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