King Of The Hill Porn Story: Deathmatch – Chapter 1

Posted on July 10, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Deathmatch – Chapter 1

Note: This may contain archaic references because I actually started it ages ago and finished it just now. I don’t own anything mentioned from hereon out, except the randomness.

Bobby and Joseph were putting markers up their nose and went to
the WWE with them and won a million dollars for beating some guy with
a Guitar Hero controller in a fart-off sponsored by FOX. Then they
wrote on a bar of gold. With their nose pens.

Here, Dad, Joseph said, its a million dollar massage.

Thanks, son, said Dale, and he wiped it on his face, which
made it purple. Then he went to the gun club and they shot into the
ground a million times and put bullets on their faces with honey
because it was war paint for the people who like to put stuff on
their face.

All of a sudden, KoRn busted down the door and started screaming
Freak On A Leash, but then it turned into an episode of Mind of
Mencia where Carlos Mencia was talking about how theres so many
Dee-Dee-Dees in the world because theres no natural predators, and
then KoRn made a video about it. Then they went inside a monkeys
head to play the song and the monkey farted. That made a Volkswagen
New Beetle spin around so fast it started screaming and turned into
pizza.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Cycle of Faith – Chapter 2

Posted on July 5, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Cycle of Faith – Chapter 2

The clock was ticking
slowly and sweat started to drip down on the forehead of the
assistant manger of Strickland. Hank, will you continue with the
meeting, please?

Hank came back to
reality, Oh, sorry Mr. Strickland. He stammered as he tried to
continue on with the meeting, only to clumsily drop the papers from
his wet hands. Hank has been under a lot of stress lately. He had to
keep helping out in paying the bills more and more since Peggy had
lost her job.

Finally the clock
struck five and Hank was still covered in sweat. Mr. Strickland gave
a glare and sighed, Hank, well pick up with this meeting
tomorrow, please dont act like this again. Youre usually so
calm when it comes to stuff like this.

Sorry Mr.
Strickland Hank said with his head down as he began to pick up
the sweat covered papers. He needed some air or he thinks he just
might pass out.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Load Humor Chapter 1

Posted on June 30, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Load Humor Chapter 1

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alright PULL!!!!!!!!!!!yelled bobby hill at dale who shot the catapult.

the teddy bear was flying in the air then bill shot it and boomhaur took a pisture

WHOOHOO!whats bill

A prpoane dale.

READY AN–.

BOBBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Shooting stuff.

Bobby my propane thats it i chakllenge you to…MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then so be it dad.

(both pose as screeen comes on saying loading)

(later)

(still loading)

forgget bobby

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bobby throws the tank in the air as bill shoots it next to the big strickland tank causing explosion.)

(EXplosion)

BBAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT PROPANE IN MY BUTT

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Bobbys Obsession Chapter 1

Posted on June 26, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Bobbys Obsession Chapter 1

Chapter 1

It was a sunny Sunday afternoon. Bobby, Connie, and Joseph were in the alley with their bikes

trying to decide where to go.

“Can we go to the bookstore?” asked Connie. “There’s a new SAT practice book I want to get.”

“No way!” replied Joseph. “Can’t you get it someother time when we’re not with you?”

“The SAT’s aren’t going to wait ‘some other time’!” retorted Connie. “I need it now!”

“Guys, guys, you don’t kneed to fight over me.” said Bobby. “How about we go to the bookstore

long enough so Connie can get her book, and then we can do something else.”

“Fine!” replied Connie and Joseph.

Bobby, Connie, and Joseph rode their bikes to the bookstore. They walked inside and were

disappointed to see that there weren’t any other kids inside.

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Peggy enjoys it when Luanne gets pummeled

Posted on June 21, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Peggy Porn

Hentai Picture: Peggy enjoys it when Luanne gets pummeled
We got plenty of the hottest coitus and oral scenes featuring King Of The Hill cuties who wish their peachy wet caves being violently screwed and stroked by the tongue! Horny Peggy Hill strives to bonk for hours and all the load that there is from these huge boners. Some King Of The Hill are just too sex-starved with nudity and foreplay that is only to begin with, no need to tell what happens next…

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Hank Hill fucks Luanne Platter more kinky way than usual

Posted on June 15, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Luanne Porn

Hentai Picture: Hank Hill fucks Luanne Platter more kinky way than usual
Delicate Shosei Sakaguchi exhibiting her thoroughly stretched ass hole after one awesome ass pumping session… Feels like fuck-huungry King Of The Hill beauties haven’t been screwed for the eternity… Lecherous King Of The Hill easy lay wants to feel hard black dick shoved deep into her asshole, and then blow it till it pours sperm giving her a messy facial cumshot to savor on…

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Quel est le probleme avec des Francais – Chapter 1

Posted on June 10, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Quel est le probleme avec des Francais – Chapter 1

Mrs.G.: Hi! This is my first time writing a King of the Hill fic, so be nice!

George F. Handel: If you dont like the idea, dont read. I may be a composer, but I know the art of fencing!

Title: Quel est le problme avec des Franais?

Fandom: King of the Hill

Disclaimer If I owned King of the Hill, I would have made this one already. All the characters you dont recognize are mine though, as well as the plot.

Summary What if a French family moved to Arlin? And the father worked for Strickland? I wrote this to find out. Forgive me if everyone is OOC, Im new at this.

The sun showed bright on a lovely Monday morning. Birds were singing and flowers were in bloom. On all accounts it appeared that it was going to be a wonderful normal spring day.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Cycle of Faith Chapter 1

Posted on June 5, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Cycle of Faith Chapter 1

Bobby,
wake up before the teacher sees you sleeping! Joseph nervously
whispered to Bobby as he shook him.

Huh? What? Bobby
asked in confusion while adjusting to the lighting of this classroom.

Joseph, Bobby! No
talking in my classroom! Mr. Hubert yelled with eyes of the
student in the classroom begins to look at the two.

Sorry Mr. Hubert.
They both said in unison. Mr. Hubert continued on with his lecture as
Bobby used his arm to wipe off his drool.

Joseph, I had just
had this very strange dream-

Bobby! What I just
say! One more and it will be detention! This started up some
giggles as the boys hung their head down.

Ill tell you
later Bobby whispered for one last time.

In
the hallways, Joseph ran up to Bobby, Dude, you still didnt
tell me about your dream?

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter 1

Posted on May 31, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not
own any of these characters, Fox does.

The image of him, her
ex-lover had been burning in her mind for quite awhile now, and it
scared her very much. She knew to go back to him would not only be
most certainly the wrong thing to do; and to do it would be to sink
down to a lowly level. Nancy wanted to prove that she could be strong
without him. She did not need him-and besides; she loved her husband,
Dale.

But just sometimes,
feelings will fade.

Nancy sighed; and took
a sip of her tropical drink. She was sitting outside on her patio; it
was a warm day in Arlen; with an unusual breeze passing through. She
was wearing a new light blue sundress-with the shoes to match, of
course. She could not help but feel lonely-it was her day off, and
she had nobody to spend it with. Her son Joseph was on a camping trip
with the Hills next door, and Dale was off at a job.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale’s Secret – Chapter 1

Posted on May 26, 2017 by luanne

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale’s Secret – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the King of the Hill characters except Jessica, Dales new daughter.

Notes: This is set in 2010 in the summertime, just to let you know. This is only for King of the Hill fans and people who like the idea of DalexPeggyxBill and NancyxHank.

Chapter One: Dale’s Obsession

Nancy Hicks-Gribble, Dale Gribbles wife started working at Strickland Propane, the same place as Hank Hill, a neighbor and best friend of Dales and it wasnt easy working with Nancy as Hank expected. Nancy always kept bleaching her hair in her office, much to Hanks chagrin because it meant Hank was always cleaning up after her.

Nancy, said Hank. Is there ever a time youre not bleaching your hair?

Sug, said Nancy. I have to so Dale wont see what I look like as a brunette. He said I look ugly as a brunette.

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