King Of The Hill Porn Story: No Holds Barred – Chapter 1
The sequel to KOTH: Unleashed! Practically the same randomness, except I don’t describe the title sequence and I didn’t write this because I missed a show. Please try to enjoy. Hopefully this is as bad as the last one!
Check this out, Dad! Bobby said.
On the TV, there was an OutKast video playing. There was a girl in the sun and it was screaming, Oh, my God! It burns like hell! Who put me through this crap? Then there were people in the walls and they were going, Ow, this hurts so bad! Who shoved us in the wall?
Later, there was a guy in a poster and he had a chicken on his face. He said, I hope this chicken doesnt kill me! It didnt, but it poked out his eye.
Then there were these guys driving a car and a marching band was tied down under the hood. They were bending the sheet metal above them to try to get out. Then the car got possessed and it was talking. It was saying, We are the dark lord!