King Of The Hill Porn Story: Guilt Conquers – Chapter 1

Guilt
Conquers (At Last)

My version
of Nancys Boys episode, only reading the episode summary.

Chapter 1:
Guilt Sinks In

Nancy and
John Redcorn were laying in his bed in his trailer.

14
years Nancy said. 14 years weve gotten away with this.
How crazy is that?

Not very.
Your husband is moronic, paranoid

Alright,
shug. Thats enough.

SorryWill
this make it better? he breathed down her neck and then kissed her
tenderly.

Nancy moaned
softly with pleasure. She was past feeling guilt; itd been 14
years. She just let him do as he pleased and she did as she pleased.
Shed done things with John Redcorn that shed never even dreamed
of doing with Dale. Dale was certainly a strange man. She and Dale
hadnt made love in years. She wasnt even sure if he loved her.
But what did it matter, really? If it didnt bother him, it didnt
bother her.

But she
wouldnt know if it bothered him because she didnt know much
about him period. He was a chain smoking, beer drinking, paranoid,
gun fanatic that killed roaches. Other than that, she didnt really
know much about his life. She didnt nose in his and he didnt
nose in hers. Thats how itd been for 14 years. She knew that
deep down she loved Dale, but she was too busy with John Redcorn to
notice.

Are you
sure youll be alright when I leave for the weekend, Nancy?

Ill be
fine, shug.

Because
you know you are welcome to come with me.

Ill be
fine, she assured him.

Alright
he looked at the clock. Are you going to have to go?

It is
getting late. I think my treatment is well over, they
chuckled. I should be getting home.

Okay,
NancyI just want you to know that I love you very much and I will
miss you greatly when Im gone.

Same
here, John Redcorn they leaned in and kissed goodbye before she
left.

When Nancy
stepped back in the house, Dale was sitting watching TV. Hey,
Nancy. Whereve you been?

John
Redcorns. I had a migraine headache.

It
mustve been a big one. You were gone a long time.

Sorry,
shug then she paused. Why? Did you miss me?

Umyeah,
he said awkwardly.

Nancy sat
down in a chair beside him. Whats on TV?

Well,
theres guys in their undergarments pushing each other around. I
wonder he said sarcastically. Its wrestling, Nancy.

OhDo
you want to do something this weekend?

This
startled Dale. Umwhy? he asked slyly.

Because
John Redcorn will be gone. I dont know. Why not?

OkayWhat
did you have in mind?

I dont
know. What about you?

UmBowling?
he suggested.

Sure,
she shrugged. Anything to keep her busy.

Okay,
cool. We can go tomorrow night if youd like.

AlrightWell,
you watch your wrestling. Im going to read a book.

I could
change the channel.

Nancys
face lit up slightly, but said, Oh, you dont have to

Oh, its
not going so well anyway. What do you want to watch?

What on?

Well,
lets see he started flipping through the channels. Seinfeld
is on.

Thats
fine.

So there
they were, actually sitting in front of the television together. It
was awkward, Ill say that much. When a funny part came on, they
laughed and looked at each other, but quickly turned back to the TV.

The next
afternoon, theyd been invited to a barbecue over at the Hills. By
the time they made their way over there, Hank was already outside
flipping burgers, Peggy was talking to Minh, and Bobby was chatting
with Connie.

Nancy!
Peggy waved.

Nancy
Gribble! Minh exclaimed. Hi!

Hello,
she made her way over to her friends.

Hey there
Dale, Hank said as he flipped a burger. Bill and Boomhauer are
supposed to be bringing the beers. They should be here any minute

OkayHey
Kahn Souphanousanphone, he always got a kick out of saying their
neighbors last name.

Hello
Dale Gribble, he said a little smugly.

Just then,
Bill and Boomhauer walked up, holding the beer. The beer is here!
Bill exclaimed. Hey that rhymed he chuckled to himself.

Good,
Dale said. I was needing a drink about now he took a drag on
his cigarette.

The
three women were sitting off to the side talking.

So
Nancy, Minh said. I hear John Redcorn gone away for weekend.
How will you ever survive? she said dramatically, joking.

Ill be
just fine, Nancy smirked, not exactly appreciating Minhs
teasing.

Guess
youll have to spend time with husband. Haha!

Okay,
shug Nancy was getting a little irritated.

Alright!
Peggy exclaimed, jumping up. I need a beer! Do you want a beer,
Nancy? Minh? Because I want a beer, she said rather spastically.

Nancy and
Minh looked at each other and then said slowly, Sure

Bobby,
Joseph, and Connie were standing together. Bobby had overheard Mrs.
Souphanousanphone talking to Mrs. Gribble and his mother.

What are
they talking about? he asked his friends.

Oh, Mrs.
Souphanousanphone is always teasing my mother. Something about John
Redcorn. I dont understand what she means, but shes just being
rude to her, said Joseph. Just like those Laotians to do that

Joseph!
Thats being racist! Bobby exclaimed and Connie had the most
bewildered look on her face.

Oh,
sorry Joseph said. Its just something Ive heard my dad
say before

You
shouldnt repeat everything you hear, Connie said a little
angrily. Especially coming from your dad.

Whats
that supposed to mean? Joseph asked.

Oh, never
mind! she said hotly, venturing away from the two boys to go sit
with her mother.

Connie?
her mother said. Why arent you over with your friends? Are they
being mean to you?

No, Mom.
I just wanted to be over here with the girls.

Okay,
well if I tell you to plug your ears, you plug those ears.

Uhokay

The men were
gathered around Hank, sipping their beers and talking.

Me and
Nancy are going bowling tonight, Dale said. Do you guys want to
come?

Well,
sure! Bill was the first to accept, having no life.

Sure,
man, whatever, Boomhauer added.

Why in
the hell all of a sudden you and Nancy are going bowling?
Hank asked, and then realized shortly that was a little uncalled for.
Uhsorry, he added.

She just
came up out of nowhere and said lets do something. So I said
bowling.

Why this
weekend out of all weekends? Hank wondered aloud.

I dont
know, Hank. Why does it matter?

No
reason Hank trailed off, then it finally clicked in his head
that John Redcorn was going to be away that weekend.

So are
you coming or not?

I guess
soI guess well have to bring the kids thoughUnless Kahn and
Minh want to watch them.

What you
talking about, Hank Hill? I come bowling with you! Kahn exclaimed.

Oh God
Hank said aloud.

So I
guess the kids are coming with us, then? Dale said.

I guess
so, Hank sighed.

Later when
they were getting ready to go bowling, Dale said, Oh, Nancy. I
invited the Hills and the Souphanousanphones and the other guys too.
Is that okay?

Oh,
thats fine, shug. She was actually relieved. She would be much
more comfortable if Peggy and Minh were there. It wouldve been so
awkward if it were just her and Dale.

When they
got to the bowling alley, it seemed Hank was taking charge. Okay,
boys against girls.

But
Hank, Peggy said. There are more boys than girls.

Okay,
wellkids, go to the girls side.

Oh no you
dont, Hank, Dale said. My Joseph here is a man.

Whatever.
Bill, go to the ladies side.

Oh
goodie! he went over happily. He walked up close to Peggy. Hi,
Peggy
UhHi, Bill, she gave him a strange look.

But Dad!
Bobby protested. Im a man, too!

Its
just a game, Bobby. Lets go guys. Lets bowl!

Hank was
glad that they had sent Bill over to the ladies side, because he
stunk. He was bowling with two hands and getting gutter balls nearly
every time.

Weve
got this, guys, Hank said to his team. Dale and Boomhauer
snickered.

One time,
Bill actually knocked a few pins down and he got really excited.
Ooh! Peggy, did you see that?! I knocked down three pins! he
smiled really widely.

Uh-huh.
Thats great, Bill, Peggy said, really wishing Hank hadnt
have sent him over. It hardly seemed fair.

Meanwhile,
on the boys side, Boomhauer had just got a strike. His team
cheered and he said, Talk about a strike, man. It was nothing,
really. Just a dang ol strike, man

As Peggy
went to take her time, she went Hmph, to herself after seeing
them get a strike. She gave it all she had, really wanting to beat
those guys and show them that girls could bowl too. And sure enough,
she got a strike as well. Boo yah! she yelled.

UmThats
great, honey, Hank said, trying to hide his shock and she stuck
her tongue out at him. Okay, its on! Hank said, going to
take his turn.

Nancy
excused herself to the restroom. If Im not back in time, Peggy,
you take my turn. She knew that Peggy was a much better bowler
than she and knew also that she wouldnt mind whatsoever taking her
turn. Before she could make it into the womens bathroom, however,
a man stopped her.

Hey
toots, he said, smiling.

I beg
your pardon?

How about
you and me?

Nancy knew
where this was going. I think not, shug.

Shug? Oh
ho! he teased.

Tough
luck, pal. I call everybody that. Now if youll excuse me she
tried to get past him.

Look,
toots, Ive got a gun alright? he took out a gun right in the
middle of the bowling alley, but quickly put it up before anyone saw.
If you dont do what I say, I will have to use it.

Nancys
eyes widened, but said, Not today, shug! and kicked him in the
nuts. She then proceeded to scamper on to the ladies room.

Ill
find you! Dont think I wont! yelled the man at her.

Once Nancy
had gotten into the restroom, she was extremely out of breath from
running and fear. She caught up on her breath and then glanced at
herself in the mirror for a moment or two. I guess Ive still
got it, she chuckled. But that scared the living shit out of
me. What if he really does come find me? she started
panicking.

When she
went back to her friends, she tried to remain calm, but it wasnt
really working out.

Her friends
noticed she looked as white as a ghost; she was tapping her foot
extremely fast, and drumming her fingers on the table at rapid speed.

What
wrong, Nancy? Minh asked.

Nothing,
she said quickly.

Nancy,
Peggy said. You cant lie to us. Something is wrong. You look
like youre scared to death

Before Nancy
could respond, however, Bobby shouted, STRIKE! Score! Mom, look!
Were beating Dads team!

Yes! Go
Bobby! Peggy became instantly absorbed back into the game and the
thought of beating Hanks team and completely forgot about Nancy.
Nancy was relieved by this, though.

Damn it,
guys, Hank said to his team. Theres only one more frame
left. If we dont get a strike, were going to he gulped,
lose to the girls team.

No!
Dale exclaimed. We cant let that happen!

We cant
let women win! Kahn shouted.

Talking
about those women, man. I love women as much as the next guybut
those dang ol sissies cant beat us at dang ol bowling, man.
Its just right, not constitutional, man, Boomhauer rambled.

Whos
turn is it? Hank looked around to see Joseph wave shyly. Oh
GodLook, please son, let one of us bowl for you. Well have a
much better chance at winning.

Are you
trying to say my son cant bowl? Dale accused.
NoIm
just saying that were better.

You can
bowl for me Mister Hill, its fine Joseph said.

Oh no!
Peggy shouted. Thats cheating, Hank!

You
bowled for Nancy!

That was
different. She was in the restroom. Therefore, it makes it legal.
Joseph, go bowl.

Joseph took
his ball and gave it all the might he could considering all the
pressure he was under.

If you
dont make a strike, Joseph, you wont be my son anymore! Dale
shouted. No pressure, though.

After
exchanging glances with his friends, he said, Thats kind of
harsh, Dale Look here, boy! If you dont make a strike, Ill
kick your ass!

There
will be no ass kicking for my son, Dale told Hank.

Joseph let
go of the ball and it slid down the lane, curving a bit to the
rightonly to knock down 9 pins.

It got
really silent for a moment. Joseph turned around and said, Im
really sorry

The guys
sighed. Then Hank said, Its alright, Joseph. You tried

Im
very disappointed in you, son, Dale said. Or should I say ex
son

Dale!
Nancy exclaimed, reprimanding.

Sorry,
honey, but he has let me down.

Hank then
said, Congratulations girlsand Bill and Bobby. You have won
this bowling match.

It was
really silent for a minute, but Peggy broke it with a Boo yah! In
yalls stupid little sissy boys faces!

Whoa now.
No sense in dang ol name calling nowThats just not
rightTalkin about bad sportsmanship, man Boomhauer said.

But Peggy
kept on. Ha ha! In your face, Hank! We girls beat you
guys!

By one
pin, Peggy.

So? We
still beat you! she teased. The other members of her team were
silent, except for Bobby doing his little victory dance. You
people are losers. Wheres your spirit?

As the
Gribbles were pulling in their drive, Joseph said, Im really
sorry, Dad

No need
for apologies, Joseph. Just go on to bed.

Its
8:00!

Well go
to your room, then!

Joseph
shrugged and went on into the house.

You dont
have to be so hard on him, shug. It was just a game.

Youre
just saying that because you won. If you lost, you would be doing the
same thing.

I kind of
doubt that

As they were
approaching their steps, Nancy heard a vaguely familiar voice. I
told you Id find you

Dale heard
the very familiar sound of a gun cock and he immediately yelled,
Nancy, get out of the way! As the trigger was being pulled,
Dale was diving in front of Nancy, taking the bullet. The man saw
Dale lying on the ground and muttered, shit, and ran away
quickly.

Shug?
Nancy panicked, kneeling down beside him. Dale moaned for a moment
and then opened his eyes.

Im
fine, Nancy. He unbuttoned his shirt to reveal a bullet proof
vest. You can never be too careful, he smiled.

Oh my
god! she exclaimed, looking horrified. Do you know what youve
done? she stood back up and he stood up as well.

What?
he asked.

Youve
just saved my life, shug! she felt tears coming to her eyes.
Feeling the sudden urge, she threw her arms around Dale and kissed
him like shed never kissed him before. This moment had just made
her realize something: Dale did love her, very much in fact,
to the point of sacrifice. She didnt want to ever stop kissing him
and Dale was so shocked by her actions, but he was liking it. He had
always loved Nancy, but feelings this strong had never happened like
this before. Its strange that near dear situations can really
remind you exactly how much you love a person.

All of a
sudden, Dale wanted to do more than just kiss Nancy. A really strong
feeling was coming over him. But Nancy was way ahead of him. She was
unbuttoning Dales shirt fiercely so Dale proceeded to unbutton
hers. Next thing they knew, they were both on the ground together.
Right in their front yard.

Their
neighbors started noticing this and were disgusted by it. Boomhauer
was the first and he was thinking, WowEven I wouldnt
go that far talk about getting a room, man

The
Souphanousanphones saw as well and Minh covered Connies pure eyes.

Bill thought
to himself, Now that is just uncivilized

The Hanks
were the last to see and the only ones to do something about it.

BWAH!
Hank shouted, covering Bobbys eyes.

Nancy!
Peggy exclaimed. Good God! Put your shirt back on and get in your
house!

Dale! Get
some God dang clothes on, would you?

Nancy and
Dale, obviously completely embarrassed, grabbed their clothes and ran
inside the house and went to their bedroom.

***

Wow
Dale said, later.

Wow is
right, shug, she smiled at Dale.

Did we
just do what I think we just did?

Yes
she said slowly. I think we did she trailed off. She
couldnt believe it either. After all those yearsThen she
gasped.

Whats
wrong?

Nothing
But something was wrong. The only person she had made love to all
those years was John RedcornWhat would he think if he found out
she had made love to Dale? But she wasnt going to worry about that
right now, because she was enjoying the moment. Dale smiled at her
and she smiled back. She had never felt like this with Dale before.
Or if she had, itd been a very long time. She liked the feeling a
lotShe felt like this was how things were supposed to be

I love
you, Nancy, Dale said, startling her.
Tears welled up in her
eyes. I love you too, Dale. He put his arm around her,
surprising her. She snuggled closer and they ended up falling asleep
like that.

***

The next
morning, after they had both gotten dressed, Dale went over to Nancy
casually and goosed her. She nearly jumped out of her skin, but
chuckled afterward. Oh, Dale she gave him a kiss on the
cheek.

You look
really nice this morning, Nancy. She was in her weather girl
uniform.

Why thank
you, Dale she blushed. Last nights events had certainly
changed things.

Have fun
at work. Telling that weather and whatnot

I will,
she smiled.

As she was
walking out the door, he stopped her and gave her the biggest kiss on
their doorstep. She actually hoped the neighbors saw. She smiled to
herself and then said, Ill see you later, shug!

Okay,
Nancy. I love you.

Her lip
quivered and then she said, I love you too.

As Nancy
drove to work, she started to thinking. Why didnt she realize the
man Dale was years ago? Then maybe she wouldnt have ever
started cheating on himShe was starting to feel horrible. Dale was
an amazing guy, she was just now noticing that. 14 years later is
when the guilt starts to set in