King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Strapping Nodes – Chapter Four

Chapter 4

After Dale
had finally gotten his cast taken off, Nancy decided to tell him the
news.

Sug
she started one evening.

Yes,
Nancy?

I have
some good news.

Well, out
with it then.

Im
pregnant! she smiled widely.

Dale just
stared at her blankly. Okay, whats the good news?

Thats
the good news!

I thought
I told you I wasnt ready for a kid right now?

But sug,
I couldnt help it, and dont you dare tell me to have an
abortion because I wont!

There was a
big silence and then Dale said slowly, Wellit could be
interesting having a little baby around here

Of course
it will be, sug! she kissed him on the cheek.

As much as
she wanted to tell Peggy the news, she figured itd be best to keep
it quiet and just let people figure out for themselves. She didnt
want to rouse things upespecially with John Redcorn.

The next
afternoon, the guys were standing out in front of the fence, drinking
beer as they always did after work.

Yep,
Hank said, to break the usual silence.

Yep,
Bill agreed.

Nancys
pregnant, Dale said.

Mm-hmm,
Boomhauer said, without thinking. Wait, what man?

Nancys
pregnant, Dale repeated.

Are you
sure? Bill said stupidly.

Yes,
Bill, Dale said a little irritably.

Well
congratulations, said Hank.

Yep,
Bill said. Your first child, he accidentally said, stupidly.

What?
Dale asked.

In a very
long time, I mean. Heh heh, he covered up.

YeahJosephs
13 now. Its about time he has a little brother or sister.

Just then,
Luanne was walking by to go inside the Hills house. She overheard
Hank say this, though, before she stepped inside.

Yeah,
itll be interesting having a little one around here

Luanne
gasped and ran into the house to find her aunt.

Aunt
Peggy! she exclaimed, running through the house. She found her
aunt in the living room watching television. Oh, Aunt Peggy, there
you are.

Luanne,
where have you been?

UmI
dont remember. Luanne had a definite one track mind. Are you
pregnant, Aunt Peggy?

WHAT?!
this took Peggy aback.

I said

No, no!
Of course Im not, Luanne! What gave you that idea?

Uncle
Hank just said itll be interesting having a little one around
here

HmWho
was he talking to?

Bill,
Dale, and Boomhauer, as always.

Peggy
thought for a minute and then her eyes widened as a light bulb turned
on. Its Nancy! Nancys pregnant! I just know it!

Mrs.
Gribble?

Yes,
LuanneOh, Im going to call her right now. Peggy jumped up
from the couch and ran to the kitchen. She quickly dialed the
Gribbles phone number.

Hello?
Nancy answered.

Nancy!
Peggy exclaimed. Why didnt you tell me?

Tell you
what?

That
youre pregnant, silly!

Oh godIs
it getting around?

I guess
sothe guys are talking about it outside. Oh, why didnt you tell
me, Nancy? Im your best friend!

I didnt
want it to get out at allnot now. I cant imagine whats going
to happen when John Redcorn finds out.

Well for
one thing, John Redcorn skipped town and another, why should he
care?

He
skipped town?

Yeah,
apparently the dance incident was too much for himthe stupid
asshole, she muttered.

Yes, it
was very wrong of John Redcorn to do that. Im very angry at him
for that.

Youre
angry at him now

Whats
that supposed to mean?

You know
very well, Nancy, that after you both cool off, youll be right
where you left off.

I
know, she said quietly. Then Peggy heard a sniff.

Nancy,
are you crying?

She heard
Nancy take a deep breath. Ill be fine.

***

Luanne found
Bobby in his room reading a comic book and she knocked on the door.

Come in,
Bobby said.

Luanne
walked inside and said, Hey Bobby. I was just wondering how you
and Connie are doing.

Were
doing good. Thankswhy?

Well why
are you sitting in here by yourself? Why dont you invite her to
the movies or something?

Because
Mom and Dad wont let us go by ourselves.

Well I
could take you, Bobby.

I dont
know, Luanne

And drop
you off!

Bobbys
head popped up. Keep talking.

Whats
more to say? Call Connie and invite her to the movies and Ill take
you.

Okay.
Youre awesome, Luannebut wait? What if Mom finds out?

Just do
what I doplay dumb. If she asks where you were, then just be like
I dont remember.

Thats
easy for you though, because youreOh never mind. There was
no point in telling his cousin that shes an idiot.

Ill
just tell her I was with you the whole time. Ill go shopping while
you are at the movies.

Wow,
Bobby thought. For an idiot, she could plan some good schemes.

So an hour
later, Bobby and Connie were in the movie theater, alone, watching
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince together and Luanne was
shopping at the mall.

Im so
glad were here alone, Bobby, Connie whispered during the
previews.

Same
here, Connie, Bobby whispered back.

You have
an amazing cousin! She must be a genius.

This made
Bobby chuckle. Well, shes not the sharpest tool in the shed,
but she knows how to plan schemesand get guys, but I dont see
how thatd help me. They chuckled and then the movie
started and they turned their attention the big screen.

At the mall,
Luanne was heading toward Hollister when she heard her name. She
turned around to be face to face with her Aunt Peggy.

Why, Aunt
Peggy! What a surprise! What are you doing here?

I got so
excited about Nancy having a baby that Im getting a head start on
buying baby shower gifts for her, she smiled and then frowned.
What are you doing here? I thought you were at the movies
with Bobby and Connie.

UmI
was? I mean, of course I was!…Wasnt I?

Dont
play dumb with me Luanne. I know youre not the brightest bulb out
there, but come on! Im going over to that movie theater right now
and pulling those two out of the theater!

No!
Theyll be so embarrassed!

Exactly
my point! And wait a minute, missy, do you even have your drivers
license yet?

UmI
think my permit expired a year agoOr two yearsI cant
remember. But I can drive!

Not
legally you cant!

WellIll
see you later, Aunt Peggy! Im going to Hollister.

No youre
not. Youre coming with me. And then youre grounded young lady.

But what
about the car?

Peggy
sighed. Take the car home and if you get caught I swear I will
wring your neck!

Oh dear!
Luannes hands immediately went up to her neck.

Peggy went
into the room where the Harry Potter movie was being shown, after
escaping ushers who werent going to let her in. She had to knock a
couple out to get through. She spotted Bobby and Conniekissing!
She ran over there and hissed, Time to go, and pulled Bobby by
the hand and dragged him outside, Connie following.

Were
sorry, Mrs. Hill

It was
Luannes fault, Mom, Bobby insisted.

Its
partly her fault, Ill admit, but you didnt have to agree
to let her take you.

Im a
kid. What can I say?

I dont
know what you can say, but heres what I say. Youre grounded.

Aw, man,
Bobby groaned.

***

About a
month goes past, and Nancy starts to show a bit. She was standing in
the kitchen and Dale walks up to her and tickles her, saying, Im
starting to see where that baby is!

Nancy
laughed and blushed. Then the phone rang and Dale answered. After a
bunch of mmh-hmms and a Ill be right there, he hung
up and said, Nancy, Ive got to go kill some vermin. Ill be
back in a couple of hours.

Okay,
sug.

After Dale
had left, outside in the bushes popped out John Redcorn, who had been
spying and waiting for Dale to leave. He walked up to the door and
rang the bell.

Nancy
answered it. Oh, hi John Redcorn.

Hello,
Nancy. I want to apologize for everything. I feel very bad. I really
went too far hurting Dale like that. Is he okay now?

Of course
hes okay now. Its been over a monthWhereve you been?

Ohdid
you miss me? he smiled.

Whereve
you been? she repeated, ignoring that question.

I went to
be alone for a while. I just went driving and driving until I found
somewhere far away from here and camped out for a few weeks. I just
felt so bad. I made you cry, Nancy and that made me very unhappy.

OhIm
sorry. Why dont you come in? Theres no point in you standing
outside.

John Redcorn
walked inside and they both headed for the kitchen table. Before they
sat down, he noticed something. Nancy? he said. Are
youpregnant?

Nancy looked
at him for a moment and then nodded her head.

Oh,
good! he sounded very relieved. I thought you were just getting
fat. That scared me for a moment. Haha.

Nope. Im
pregnant.

Is it
mine? he sounded hopeful.

No. This
time it is rightfully Dales.

Oh, he
sounded a bit disappointed. Where is Joseph? he asked, looking
around.

Oh,
probably out with his friends.

You dont
know exactly where he is?

Sug,
hell be fine. Hes 13 for crying out loud. Hes just around in
the neighborhood somewhere. Hell be back for lunch Im sure.

Hmgives
us enough time to

Sug
Nancy sighed. Not today.

Okay,
maybe tomorrow.

Nancy rolled
her eyes.

That
afternoon after lunch and after Dale had left on another call, Joseph
said, Momcan I talk to you?

Of
course. Whats on your mind, sweetheart?

Wellyou
know how Connies taking all those summer classes for smart
people?

Yeswhat
about it?

Shes
been babbling on about all this scientific stuff shes learned
latelyAnd today I learned about DNA and chromosomes and all that
mess.

Okay,
Nancy couldnt see where he was going with this.

Mom. Why
is my skin darker than both yours and Dads? It doesnt
seem genetically possible for me to have this kind of skin. I look
nothing like Dad!

Well,
sweetheart Nancy shuffled around in her seat, trying to find a
way to put it. You are just a very special boy and you are just
special in every way.

Joseph just
looked at his mother and then jumped up and shouted, Thats what
you always say! I want the truth! For all I know, I could be
adopted! he ran out of the room and out of the house, furious, and
slammed the door behind him.

Joseph!
she called, but he was gone.

Oh dear
she sighed. I knew this day would come, but I was hoping Id be
dead when it did

Nancy needed
someone to cry to, and the first person she thought of was John
Redcorn. She had to talk to him about this situation involving their
son. So she called him up.

Nancy.
What a surprise!

Could you
come over? Its important.

Gladly.

So John
Redcorn came over and somehow he managed to get them to go into her
bedroom to talk.

Now. What
is it, Nancy?

Its
about Joseph

What? Is
he hurt?

Nowell,
sort ofHe asked me the burning question today.

The
burning question? John Redcorn was confused.

The how
can Dale be my fathertype question.

Ohheh
heh. I knew this day would come.

This
isnt funny! And yes, I knew it would too. I was just hoping I
wouldnt be alive when it came.

Well,
whatd you say?

I said
that hes just a very special boy.

Genius,
Nancy, he said sarcastically. Did this anger him?

Very
much.

He
deserves the truth.

I know he
does! But weve kept it secret for so longI cant bear to tell
him after 13 years! And then itll lead telling Dale! Itll crush
them both.

Well,
maybe once everythings out and settled, then maybe we could make
arrangements for him to visit me? You know, his father?

Oh, John,
I dont think that could ever happen. Dales the only father hes
ever known. It would be so awkward.

Then why
are you even thinking about telling him?

I dont
know! I dont know what Im going to do! Ill just keep quiet
until he brings it up again. If there comes a time I absolutely have
to tell him, then so be it.

Okay.
Sounds good. Just go with the flowSo howd bout going with the
flow now and chancing sneaking some time in before Dale gets home?

Nancy sighed
and realized she was going to give in, so there was no point in
trying to refuse.

Joseph
had come in the house, a little cooled off now, and was walking to
his room. But as he was passing his parents room, he heard some
sounds he couldve done without hearing that were coming from his
motherandWait. Dad was at work. So who was it? Joseph peered
through the key hole and saw a glimpse. He could barely see, but he
was sure that was John Redcorn in bed with his mother. He ran in his
room very angrily, and slammed the door hard.

Nancy and
John heard the door slam and Nancy said, Was that Joseph, I
wonder? What if he?

Oh dearI
guess now would be time to tell him.

Well
see. Ill go talk to him right now. She stood up and started to
walk over to the door.

UmNancy,
you might want to put a little something more on.

Oh,
she looked at herself and realized she wasnt decent and put some
clothes on hurriedly and went to Josephs room. In the meantime,
John Redcorn escaped by jumping out the window.

Dale was
coming home at the moment and saw John Redcorn walking away from his
house.

Hey, John
Redcorn! he waved as he was getting out of his truck.

Hello,
Dale. I heard your wife is pregnant.

Yes, she
is.

So youre
finally having one of your own.

You mean,
besides Joseph, of course.

Of
course, John Redcorn said curtly and then muttered, Whatever
gets you through the day.

What was
that?

Nothing.
Good day to you, Dale.

Good day
to you, John Redcorn. He proceeded to the front door. He wandered
through the house, looking for Nancy. He figured hed go ask Joseph
where she was, so he started for his bedroom, but stopped short when
he heard Nancy talking. He stopped and listened very carefully.

Look,
Joseph, I know what you saw was not fitting for you to see

It wasnt
fitting for you to be doing, either, Joseph mumbled.

What are
they talking about? Dale wondered.

And about
what you were asking me earlier, sugWellIts about time I
tell you the truth, I supposeI didnt want to ever have to tell
you, but I suppose youre old enough now and you have every right
to know

Dale leaned
closer to the door and listened even more carefully.

You dont
look like your father, becausehe isnt your father.

Dale was
confused, but listened still.

What?
Joseph said, astonished.

Dale is
not your father, Joseph.

Dales
heart sank.

Then who
is, Mom?

Nancy took a
deep breath and said, John Redcorn.

Dale then
felt a sense of jealousy run through his body.

Oh. That
makes sense, Joseph said quietly. I think

Im so
sorry I didnt tell you this before, but you understand, dont
you? I didnt want to hurt you.

I
understand, MomBut I just cant see John Redcorn being my
fatherHes soWeird.

He seems
weird, but he just wants to know you, Joseph.

By
creeping me out?

Nancy
sighed, Look, I know its a lot to take in right now.

But Mom,
if its all the same to you, Im going to continue calling Dale
my dad, because thats how I feel.

This made
Dales heart lighten slightly.

I
wouldnt want anything better, Nancy smiled.

Does Dad
know? Joseph said quietly.

Nancy bit
her lip. No

Dont
you think he deserves to know, too?

Its
going to be so much harder on him than it was you, Im afraid,
sug. She patted his hand sadly and then got up to walk out of his
room. She opened the door to be standing face to face with Dale, who
was straight faced.

Oh, Dale!
You scared meHow much did you hear? she said quietly.

Enough,
he said simply, still straight faced. The little light bulb has
finally turned on in my head.

(after
theme plays, Boomhauer says, Mmm-hmmWait, what man? again)

Authors
Note: Umyeah. I Joseph probably wouldve been mad hearing all
that, but I realized all this AFTER I had started writing the NEXT
chapter and it just doesnt flow now. So umsorry. Live with it.
Lol.