King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobby’s Obsession – Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Bobby the
Sand Master
The next morning, Bobby Hill walked
into Tom Landry Middle School in a good mood. As he walked down the
hallway, the other students stared at him bewildered. Some even
laughed, but Bobby didn’t care. When he finally got to his locker, he
saw that Joseph was waiting there.
“Hey Joseph.” said Bobby as
he spun the combination lock on his locker.
“Hey dude.” said Joseph
sleepily, not looking at Bobby. When he finally did look at Bobby, he
jumped.
“Dude!” shouted Joseph. “What
happened to you? Did you get beat up?”
“Oh, this?” asked Bobby
pointing at his now black eyes. “It’s just makeup.”
Joseph stared at the rest of Bobby’s
costume.
“What are you supposed to be?”
he asked.
“Duh! I’m Gaara.” replied
Bobby. “You know, the ninja from the sand village.”
“Okay, whatever, let’s just get to
class.” said Joseph who was a little creeped out.
The two of them headed to their Math
class and sat in their seats.
“Good Morning class.” said
the Math teacher. “We’re going to have a pop quiz today.”
“Aww man!” groaned the class.
As the Math teacher passed out the
quizzes, Bobby started freaking out.
“Oh no! I haven’t been
studying!” thought Bobby. “Wait think back, how did
Gaara cheat in Naruto Volume 5?“
Bobby sighed in relief. He knew what to
do now. He took some sand from his pocket. He still wasn’t sure how
to do the ‘Third eye’, but he would have to hope it worked. Bobby
threw the sand at Connie.
“What the-Bobby?” cried
Connie in disgust.
“What is going on?” asked the
teacher.
“Bobby threw sand at me!”
shouted Connie.
“Bobby Hill, go to the principal’s
office!” yelled the teacher.
Bobby sighed and walked down to Carl
Moss’s office. Principal Moss then called Hank who stormed up there
angrily.
“What is going on?” asked
Hank.
“Bobby cheated off a classmate.”
said Moss.
“Explain yourself!” demanded
Hank angrily.
“I thought cheating was part of
the test.” answered Bobby.
“Now tell him how you cheated.”
said Moss.
“I…used my third eye on Connie.”
mumbled Bobby.
“Tell him what you really did.”
said a now agitated Moss.
“I…threw sand at her.”
mumbled Bobby.
“You what?!” cried Hank. “I
don’t know which is worse. You thinking it’s ok to cheat or acting
like Dale and throwing sand at people.”
“Well the questions were really
hard.” said Bobby trying to defend himself. “And the
teacher was watching us. I figured that we were supposed to use our
information gathering skills to get the answer.”
Hank sighed and sat down. He finally
saw what Bobby was wearing and stood back up.
“Bwhaaaaaa! What are you wearing?”
asked Hank.
“That’s another thing,” said
Moss. “Hank, I can’t let Bobby start coming to school dressed as
some fantasy creature. You’re gonna have to take him home and make
him change. And he can’t come back to school until he’s dressed like
a normal kid.”
Hank grabbed Bobby and dragged him out
to the car. When they began driving, Hank started his lecture.
“Those books you’re reading are
giving you crazy ideas. You are now forbidden to read them.”
“But-” began Bobby.
“No buts,” began Hank. “I’m
getting rid of those clothes too. And take that stuff off your eyes!
You look like you’re in some kind of panda cult!”
When they got to the house, Hank made
Bobby go inside while he waited by the truck. A few minutes later,
Bobby came out of the house in his usual shirt and short pants. Hank
then took Bobby back to school.
That evening at the alley, Hank, Dale,
Bill, and Boomhauer were drinking beer.
“I don’t know what’s wrong with
the boy,” began Hank. “First it was babies dressed as
strawberries and Trolls, then capes, and now…Ninjas.” He
shuddered when he said that last word.
“Tell you what Hank, this is a
dang ‘ol fad and dang ‘ol fads don’t last man and pretty soon he’ll
move on to the dang ‘ol next thing.” said Boomhauer.
“I hope you’re right Boomhauer.”
replied Hank.
Suddenly, Kahn rushed over to the alley
furiously.
“Hank Hill!” he yelled. “My
daughter says your hillbilly son throw sand at her!”
“Well he won’t be throwing things
anymore I tell you what.” replied Hank.
Kahn then cracked one of his many
redneck jokes.
“Who has red neck and black eyes?
Bobby Hill!”
Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer laughed.
Hank however, stormed out of the alley
angrily.