Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

Magicadia is having a wonderful morning…but your castle changed from a castle to one of tanks. And what’s this about a mysterious prophecy which could bring about the demise of all games played on video? It’s all about confusion.

Pick your Gotta Protectors and be ready to cut, hack, and spell-sling an amazing campaign with more than 100 thumb-blistering maps–plus dozens more to be found as DLC bonuses that can be purchased as additional chapters!

Here are the rules. Place Princess Lola into the castle , and start it rolling down the tracks. Near the end of the tracks , there’s an unfriendly castle. Smash your castle against their castle to destroy it–but be careful not to let enemies erase the Princess’ HP first!

Choose from 8 playable Gotta Protectors, starting from an animal-loving mage to nudist ninja
Solo or play with more than four others via play on a couch with co-op mode, locally wireless or via the internet (Nintendo Switch Online membership required for internet play)
Take on dozens of foes at once to test your skill against unique bosses like Crab or Golem!
It is possible to customize your hero by combining a number of different tactical skills that range from the offensive to defensive.
You can dance to an infectious chiptune track by the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
There are secret feats that can be accomplished to gain access to game carts. Each is a milk-snorting rip-off from a real game from The Something-or-other Entertainment System
You can cover your screen with old-fashioned gaming literature whenever nature calls to pause
Then, you can laugh, cry, and shout to an old-fashioned tale that will tug at your heart strings

The wait is over the indie cult of Japan, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CARTO OF DARKNESS. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


Reviewed by sex dragon ball