King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Strapping Nodes Chapter Three

Authors
Note: Sorry, everyone else just nearly disappeared in this chapter.
Oops! xD. It seems its really centered on Nancy and Dale. But
really the whole story was anyway. I just tried to throw some
Bobby/Connie in there but they fixed things last chapter, so oh well.
Ill try to do better in future stories. Remember this is my first
KOTH one! xD

Chapter 3:
The Dance of Doom

Thanks
for warming up my side of the bed, John Redcorn, but Ill take it
from here.

John looked
at Nancy, who nodded and he got out of there. Once hed left and
Dale crawled into bed in his place, Nancy said stupidly, Im
sorry, sug.

Dont
be sorry, Dale held his hand up. You didnt do anything.

I didnt?
I mean, of course I didnt!

Yeah,
John Redcorn was just protecting you as usual. I knew I heard
a rat in here last nightBut John looked like he was trying to do a
little more than protect you this time

Uh
Nancy looked around, trying to figure something cunning to say.

But you
didnt let him, Dale smiled. Im glad for that. I love you,
Nancy and Im sorry if Ive been spending too much time in the
basementI go to work and come home to more work

Yeah, you
really need to let that oreo thing go. Its such a silly
idea.

No its
not!

Admit it,
sug. Some (well most) of your ideas are a little farfetched.

Maybe
sometimes he looked down. Well I guess Im not really
getting anywhere with this one. Im eating more oreos than Im
experimenting with.

Yeah, you
should stop that. Youre going to make yourself diabetic or
something.

Nonsense!

It got
silent for a bit and then Dale looked at Nancy and said, I want
you to know that I love you very much. Youre my angel sent from
heaven and I dont tell you that enough.

Nancy was
speechless for a moment and then she said, Why Dale! That was
sweet of you.

I try,
he smiled and then slipped his arm around her.

Sug,
she said quietly. Youve really been acting differently lately.
A lot sweeter.

I want to
please you, Nancy.

Youre
not uncomfortable doing all this, are you? Because I dont want you
to go out of your comfort zone to please me.

No, I
just realized a while ago that I havent been as good a husband as
I should.

I havent
been as good a wife either.

Yes you
have. You cook me meals and clean my house and uhwhatever else you
do and I have not been appreciative enough.

Its
okay, sug. Trust me, Im not as good a person as you think I am.
Nancy was suddenly feeling very guilty.

Of course
you are, Nancy.

If only
you knew she muttered.

Dale ignored
this and asked, Would you like it if I came home for lunch
tomorrow?

Always,
sug.

Okay, we
can go out again if youd like. And maybe after dinner tomorrow
night we can go, er, bowling or something.

Nancy gave
him a disgusted face. Bowling did not sound appealing to her.

Or we
could gouhpaintballing?

Oh, sug,
why dont we go dancing? her face lit up. Now that
sounded much more fun to Nancy.

Dancing?
The idea didnt sound that appealing to Dale.

Yeah!
Theres a dance tomorrow night in town. Lets go, sug! Itd be
so much fun!

If its
what you want, Nancy.

Oh, come
on! Youd have fun! And I bet I could get Peggy and Hank to go
too!

Dale saw how
excited she was and smiled. Hed never seen her this excited before
and it made him happy.

Well
go, Dale consented.

Oh! Im
so happy I could just kiss you! she squealed.

Why dont
you? Im your husband, arent I?

Nancy smiled
one of those little school girl smiles like she had a secret
and then planted a big one right on Dales lips.

Wow,
Dale said afterward. UmI have OCD. Could you do that again to
make it an even two?

Nancy
shrugged and kissed him again, this time, Dale kissed her back.

The next
morning, Nancy called the Hills.

Hello?
Peggy answered.

Hi,
Peggy. I was just wondering if you and Hank were going to the dance
tonight.

We
werent planning on it, but it would be fun, though. I
havent been dancing in years.

Why dont
yall go? Me and Dale are going.

Oh,
really? Wow, Dales on a role.

Yeah,
Dales certainly been a tiger these last few days, she fluffed
her hair.

Im
happy for you, Nancy. And Hank and I will be there tonight.

Oh, good!
Ill see you then.

Alright.

Peggy hung
up the phone and thought, Wow, Dales been so good to Nancy
lately. He ought to teach Hank a thing or two, she chuckled. But
if ever finds out about John Redcorn now, itll really break
his heart

***

So this
is it, Dale said, looking around. Were at a dance. He
spotted the Hills and said, Oh, look. Theres Hank. Hi Hank!
he waved.

Dale,
Nancy! Peggy waved. Come on over, she motioned.

The Gribbles
walked over to their friends.

I cant
believe you two actually came to the dance, Hank chuckled and
Peggy elbowed him. Ow! he exclaimed.

Yeah,
well, Nancy really wanted to and I want her to be happy.

Are you
under some kind of spell, Dale?

No, Ive
just discovered Ive been treating my wife like crap

She
hasnt been treating you much better, Hank muttered and Peggy
elbowed him again and Nancy looked away.

Lets
dance, Hank! Peggy said hastily.

Dale looked
at Nancy. Would you like to dance?

Yes, sug.
I would. She smiled at him.

They danced
song after song and then Dale excused himself to the restroom. Then
out of nowhere, John Redcorn swooped in front of her. May I take
this dance? Her weakness for John made her forget about Dale
momentarily and she accepted. They were still dancing when Dale came
back. And a little too close for his taste.

Excuse
me, Dale tapped on Johns shoulder. Ill take it from
here.

But were
in the middle of this song.

And
youre too close to my wife!

Not as
close as I was to her last night.

John!
Nancy hissed.

What?
Hes a moron, remember?

Moron?!
Dale exclaimed. Im no moron! I can see just whats going on
here. Youre trying to get into my wifes pants!

Pssh.
Ive been in your wifes pants.

What?

You heard
me.

Alright,
do you want to fight, John Redcorn?

If you
insist, he shrugged. John was a lot bigger than Dale, who was
pretty scrawny. He raised his fist in the air and smacked Dale hard,
knocking him to the ground.

Nancy
gasped. Stop it!

But John did
no such thing. Dale got back up and attempted to go at him, but John
grabbed his arm and twisted it till it snapped.

Nancy gasped
again as John punched Dale once more, making him and his broken arm
fall.

Dale!
Hank and Peggy ran over.

Oh
he groaned from the ground. I think my arm is broken

Nancy looked
at John, her eyes filling with tears. Damn it, John Redcorn!
she stormed off, but turned only to say, Whos the
moron?

Youre
the one cheating on your husband, he said simply.

Nancy huffed
and walked out crying. Everyone looked up at John Redcorn with
hostility.

I can
take him to my house and heal him, he offered.

NO,
THANKS, Hank said firmly and angrily. Hank and Peggy took Dale to
the hospital.

After Nancy
sat in their car crying and feeling like crap, she drove home. No
matter how much she knew she needed to go check on Dale, she just
couldnt face him yet. Not after what just happened. She was so
angry at John Redcorn right now. And she was also pretty angry with
herself as well. She was literally screaming at the air driving home,
rather recklessly.

As Nancy
approached her driveway, Minh, who was looking out her window,
noticed how fast she was driving and figured something was wrong. She
stepped outside of the house and went over to her fence that divided
her house and the Hills. Nancy! she called to her as Nancy got
out of the car.

What?!
Nancy shouted back.

Whats
wrong with you? You drive fast!

Nothing!
she shot back bitterly and hurried into the house.

Minh
shrugged and went back into her house to tell Kahn of what she saw.

Kahn!
Minh exclaimed, rushing towards her husband.

What is
it, Minh?

Nancy
Gribble drive fast on way home! I bet it has something to do with
Dale or John Redcorn. I think she better off with John Redcorn. He
way sexier.

Dale is
strange one. I dont know why she married to him in first place,
Minh.

Me
neither.

Meanwhile,
Nancy was groping around in the cabinets, trying to find the wine.
She found it far back behind all the cereal. At the moment, thinking
it would solve all of her problems, Nancy drank until she was stone
drunk. She fell asleep in the arm chair in the living room, with a
bottle in her hand. She woke up the next morning, late, to find she
had 20 missed calls on her phone. They were all from Peggy. She
called her back right away.

Hello?

Peggy?
Nancy said, totally hung over.

Nancy!
Why havent you been answering your phone?

Ive
been asleep

Why
havent you come to see your husband? Hes been moaning your name
ever since he got here.

Youre
still at the hospital?

Well, for
gods sake, Nancy! Someone had to stay with him! Hank and I
have been here the whole time!

Thanks,
sugIll come over as soon as possible

Nancy?
Are you drunk?!

No,
PeggyJust hung over a bit

Good god!
You stay there, then! Well be fine here. Ill just try to tune
out Dales moansOn second thought, do you want to talk to him on
the phone now?

No,
Peggy. Im coming over there right now. She hung up the phone
and then tried to gussy herself up as much as she could and rushed
out the door.

Before
Dales visitors knew it, the door was being nearly barged down by
Nancy.

Nancy!
Dale exclaimed when she hurried into his room.

You guys
can leave now, she said to the Hills. Thank you so much for
staying with him.

Youre
welcome, Nancy, Peggy said. Well leave you alone nowGood
luck, she whispered as she was passing by her.

Once Hank
and Peggy were out the door, Dale said, Nancy, where have you
been? Ive been worried. Last I saw you, you were running out of
the dance hall crying.

Sorry,
sugHow are you feeling?
Oh, I feel fine. Theyve got
this cast on me now. Ill be just fineare you okay?

Im
just fine, sug. It just upset me, thats all. John Redcorn
shouldnt have done that.

Its
okay. Ill get him back for it

No you
wont, sug. Just rest, okay?

You know,
its kind of funny how he lied about getting in your pants to try
to make me jealous.

Uhyeahheh
heh Nancy laughed nervously, looking around and desperately
trying to think of a way to change the subject. But luckily Dale did
this for her.

NancyI
really enjoyed dancing with you last night.

So did I,
sug.

After a
silence, Dale said, Is John Redcorn better than me?

What?!
Nancy did a double take.

Is he a
better dancer than me? Seeing the relieved look on Nancys face
at his clarification of the question, he said, Whatd you think
I meant?

Nothing,
sugNothingNo, youre a better dancer, she assured him.

We could
go dancing more often, if youd like.

We can
even go bowling sometime, she added.

Dale smiled
and said, Come here, Nancy, he motioned for her to come over
closer to his bed. She walked over right up to the bed. He took her
hand with his free one that wasnt in a cast. I really feel like
weve gotten closer over the past few days and Im glad, he
smiled.

I am too,
Dale. I am too she smiled back.

Bend
over, Nancy.

I beg
your pardon? she did another double take.

Bend
down, might be a better way to put it, he chuckled. So I
can reach your face. So she bent down and he kissed her forehead.
She smiled and then straightened back up.

When can
you come home, sug?

Tomorrow,
I imagine.

Ill
stay here with you until you get to come home, okay?

***

A couple of
days later, in the morning time, Dale got up, arm still in cast
obviously. He started getting dressed.

Sug, what
are you doing? Nancy asked, still in bed.

Getting
ready for work.

You have
a broken arm. Youre not going anywhere, sug.

But
Nancy! he whined.

Not buts,
Dale, she said firmly. Get back into bed. Its only 7:00.

Fine
he sighed and carefully got back into bed. Nancy scooted closer to
Dale and used his stomach as a pillow. He rubbed her back with his
free hand.

A couple of
hours later, they were still laying in bed, and they heard a rap at
the window. This startled them both and Nancy jumped up, ran over,
and threw open the window, revealing John Redcorn standing there.

Nancy,
you werent answering your door, so I came to your window.

Nancy gave
him a bewildered look and then Dale said, Thats creepy.

Youre
still here, Dale?

Of course
I am! I have a broken arm, remember?

Oh yes, I
remember now He was infuriating Dale just a bit and he jumped
out of bed.

Sug! Your
arm! Nancy exclaimed.

Hes a
moron, Nancy, remember? John chuckled.

That did it.
Dale ran over to John Redcorn and gave him the best punch he could
throw. Luckily, it was his left arm that had been broken and not his
right. It was a good enough punch to set John Redcorn off balance and
fall over to the ground.

Now leave
my wife alone, you creep! Dale shouted to him and slammed the
window shut.

Nancy turned
to Dale in amazement. Wow, sug! That was really brave of you!
she gushed, touching his good arm.

Just
doing my job: Getting rid of the varmints.

Nancy
chuckled and then said, AweYoure sweet, she gave him a
big hug and he patted her back with his good arm.

Nancy and
Dale had gotten closer the last few days, and she was
mad at John Redcorn at the moment, but as soon as Dale left the house
again, she would get lonely again. She was trying really hard to stop
those shenanigans, but she was finding it rather hard to do. Maybe
someday her life would be different, but for now, what Dale didnt
know wouldnt hurt him. As bad as that sounds, its true, but
Dale is completely blind to the whole situation. But nevertheless,
the last few days, Nancy had really started to realize exactly how
much she loved Dale. So they were headed off to a good start in the
right direction.

(after theme
music plays, Dale says, Bend over, Nancy again)