King Of The Hill Porn Story: Tying Knots – Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Peggy
watched out the window as Nancy walked over to her house next door.
She had a feeling she knew what was going to happen next, because it
always happened when John Redcorn came over.

Nancy walked
up to her doorstep and said something to John Redcorn, and sure
enough, next thing Peggy knew, they were both walking inside the
Gribbles house. Peggy sighed and shook her head. She didnt know
who to feel sorrier for: Nancy or Dale? Nancy was obviously having a
problem getting over John and Dale was oblivious to it all. Nancy had
feelings she just couldnt resist and Dale was obviously a moron
for not realizing it. As many times as John had been in their
housePeggy thought bitterly and then sighed and closed the
blinds.

A little
while later, Bobby came down the stairs and was heading for the door.

Where do
you think youre going? Peggy asked.

Me and
the guys were going to go bowling or something.

Oh, no
youre not.

What?
Bobby said, astonished.

Youre
not going anywhere until you apologize to Connie.

Why?

That poor
girl left our house last night crying, Bobby.

She did?
Bobby started to feel a little bad.

Yes, she
did. Shes a nice girl and youre treating her like crap.

Bobby turned
and started to slump back to his room.

Well what
are you doing now? Peggy asked.

Going to
my room, Bobby shrugged. You said I cant go out

If you
dont apologize. Pick up the phone, call Connie and apologize. Ask
her to go bowling with you and the guysthen you may go out.

Bobby gave
his mother a bewildered look. But Mom! My friends will make fun of
me!

How long
are you going to worship those friends of yours? How long are
you going to let them push you around? Why dont you do what Bobby
wants for a change, hmm?

This got
Bobby to thinking. He looked down. He hadnt ever really wanted to
break up with Connie in the first place. Its just that the guys
labeled her as not cool and insisted on he breaking up with
her or they wouldnt be his friend anymore. Were these guys really
his friends, then?

Bobby
straightened up and marched over to the telephone, making Peggy
smile. He dialed Connies number and her mother answered.

Hello?

Hi, this
is Bobby Hill. Is Connie there?

Are you
calling to make her cry again? she asked coldly.

No,
maam. Im actually calling to apologize.

Well, in
that case, Ill see if she wants to talk to you. He could hear
the woman calling her daughters name and in the distance, he could
hear Connie say, Do I have to talk to him? This made
Bobbys heart sink. Then a couple of moments later, the woman came
back and said, Shes coming, but reluctantly.

Then another
moment passed and Connie answered. Hello? she said a little
irritably.

Hi,
Connie.

What do
you want, Bobby? I was studying for a big test.

OhWell,
this will only take a minute. Connie, I just wanted to apologize for
last night. That was very rude of me to say those things to you.

Did your
mother make you call and apologize?

Well,
sort of, but

I see how
it is, she said coldly.

No, wait
Connie! I wanted to apologize, though. Ive been thinking,
and Mom and Dad were right. You were right. Everyone has been
telling me that Ive been worshiping my friends and letting them
push me around. They were the reason I broke up with you. I didnt
ever want to break up with you. I was just trying to be cool
and fit in and that was wrong. Connie was silent and Bobby pressed
on. Well, if you werent busy studying, Id ask you to come
bowling with us, but

My test
isnt until next week. I can risk losing one night of studying,
her voice sounded brighter and that made Bobby smile. Maybe there was
hope.

Great.
Meet me over at my house at umnow.

Okay.
Ill be thereOh, and Bobby?

Yes?

Your
apology is most definitely accepted.

Thanks,
Connie.

When all the
guys met in Bobbys backyard, Connie showed up shortly afterward,
confusing them.

Why is
she here? Joseph whispered to Bobby.

Shes
coming with us, Bobby said, trying to be forward, but it came out
a little nervously.

Why,
Bobby? he asked through clenched teeth.

Because I
invited her, thats why!

Look,
Bobby, do you want to be our friend?

Y-y-yes
he trembled.

Then tell
her to leave now.

Um
he looked from Joseph to Connie nervously, sweat pouring down his
face. Then he turned to Connie and said, You have to leave.
Connie gasped and his friends cheered. Then he added, And Im
coming with you.
What?! Joseph exclaimed.

You heard
me. Come on, Connie, he tried to link arms with her to be more
dramatic as they left, but she wouldnt let him. Not just yet.

Peggy was
watching out the window the whole time and cheered out loud in the
empty house. Boo yah! she yelled, throwing her fist in the air.
Then as she was watching them walk away, she was wondering where they
were going exactly. She stuck her head out the door and yelled, Hey,
you kids! Where are you going?!

The
movies, Bobby shrugged.

Peggy
thought to herself quickly, Child + another child + movie theater
= NO. Hey, you kids just come on in the house! Theres still
some cookies in the cookie jar!

Bobby and
Connie sighed, turned around, and went into the Hills house.

Excuse
me, I have to use the restroom, Connie announced and left the
room.

While she
was gone, Bobby said, Thanks a lot, Mom. I was just getting
started making up with Connieand now you bring us back in here to
civilization.

Well, as
a mother, I just feel safer with my child and his girlfriend were in
the house.

But Mom!
he protested.

Yall
can go to your room, you knowas long as you dont shut the
door.

Can I
pull it to at least?

Peggy
sighed. FineAs long as you are aware that I could peek in at
any point and given time.

I know,
Mom

Connie
walked back in at that time and Bobby said, Lets go up to my
room.

***

As Nancy and
John Redcorn were lying in her and Dales bed, covered in sheets,
John said, Are we doing what is right?

Well of
course not

But it is
what you want, correct?

Nancy
sighed. I dont knowI want it, yesbut I shouldnt
want it

There is
no shame in showing your love for someone.
Yes there is,
sug

Do you
love Dale, Nancy?

Now dont
start this again, JohnPlease

Im
serious. Do you love Dale? Because it seems that you love me a great
deal more. I think we would be a far better couple than you and Dale
are

Nancy was
blinking back tears by this point.

Oh, dont
cry, Nancy

Then stop
trying to break up me and my husband she said quietly.

Youre
the one sleeping with another man. I am at no fault. I have no one to
cheat on. But you on the other hand

I know,
John! Im a horrible person! she blubbered. Its just so
tempting! And so easy, cause Dale is such a moron that he doesnt
even notice!

He is
pretty stupid

Hey! Only
I can say that!

Sorry

Its
just that, yes, Ill admit, I still have feelings for youBut I
love Dale, or else I wouldnt have married himbut hes never
at home and when he is, I dont feel like hes there at allI
need somebody to love meso I turn to you

After a
silence, John Redcorn asked, Should we make love again?

Nancy looked
at him and wanted so badly to say yes, but instead said, No,
shaking her head. Sug, Dale will be home any minute for lunch.

Dale
doesnt come home for lunch.

I
know!!! she blubbered. But someday he might, and he may see us
like this

Even if
he did, hes so stupid, hed think anything but whats
really going on. Remember the time we went away for the
weekend? He thought I was only along to protect you.

Nancy
chuckled to herself. YesHe would probably see this as you
helping me get to sleep or something

Just then,
they heard the front door open.

Oh my
god, its Dale! Nancy exclaimed in a panic. He never
comes home for lunch! She quickly looked at John. Get out! Go
through the window! John looked over at the window and then back
at Nancy. NOW! she screamed. John jumped up and hurriedly put
his clothes back on, opened the window, and jumped through. He then
ran back home. Nancy let out a sigh of relief and then realized she
had no clothes on. She jumped up and put some clothes on just fast
enough for Dale to walk in and see her clothed.

Hi,
Nancy, Dale said a bit awkwardly.

Hey, sug.
What are you doing home so early?

I thought
Id come home for lunch for once.

Nancys
lip quivered in spite of herself and a tear rolled down her cheek.

Or I
could go back to work. Whatever you want Dale took the tears as
tears of sadness.

Nancy ran
over and gave Dale a big hug, surprising both of them. He hugged her
back. Whats for lunch?

Um
Nancy obviously had not been even thinking about cooking lunch. We
could go out, she suggested shyly.

Sounds
good to me. A burger sounds wonderful.

Uhwhy
dont we go to a restaurant, sug? Like the one we went to on our
first, and only date, she smiled.

If thats
what you want, then lets go.

Nancy was
starting to like this side of Dale that never really shined through
much before. He wanted to please her.

As they were
heading out the door, Nancy wedged her hand into Dales. As they
were walking to the car, Nancy secretly hoped that Peggy would see
the two of them. And Peggy did happen to be in the kitchen, and saw
the two of them out the window. Well, Ill be! she exclaimed
to herself. Dales home for lunch! And theyre holding hands!
How sweet. I bet Nancys happy But then she remembered what
Nancy and John Redcorn had just gotten finished doing and she shook
her head. Nancys got one screwed up lifebut maybe its
making a turn for the better

***

Connie and
Bobby were sitting in his bedroom and had been talking for a little
bit.

Im
really glad you finally sucked it up and stood up for yourself,
Bobby. That was really brave of you.

Aw, it
was nothing, Conniebut I did it for you, he smiled.

How
sweet, she smiled back.

Does this
mean were back together? Bobby asked shyly.

I think
it does.

SCORE!
he shouted, standing up, throwing his fist up in the air. He sat back
down slowly and embarrassed. UhI mean, Im glad.

Connie
laughed. Bobby took after his mother on that one.

Im
glad too, Bobby.

But what
about my friends?

If
theyre really your friends, theyll get over it and accept your
ways.

I hope
so.

Well, if
anything, we have each other, Bobby, she smiled. He smiled back.
Connie leaned closer to him and Bobby got the hint. He leaned in as
well and they kissed. It was a little too long for Peggy (who was
peeking through the door)s taste, however, and she shouted, Okay!
Thats enough!

This scared
the heck out of the two and they broke apart quickly.

Thats
more like it, Peggy said, satisfied, and then she walked back
downstairs.

Bobby rolled
his eyes and Connie sighed. Exactly why I wanted to go to the
movies, Bobby said.

Yeah,
Connie agreed.

***

That evening
when Hank came home from work, Peggy said, Guess what, Hank?

What?

Dale and
Nancy went out for lunch earlier! she said excitedly.

Good for
them, he said honestly. Has Redcorn been around lately?

Well,
yes, but still.

Hank rolled
his eyes. That Nancy is a strange one. She is cheating on Dale and
apparently doesnt care in the slightest.

You dont
understand Hank. You dont know whats going through her mind.

Neither
do you, Peggy. Shes just a two timer, thats what she is and
some day Dales going to get her.

Oh, dont
be silly, Hank. Nancy and Dales relationship is taking a turn for
the better, I just know it.

If you
say so.

I do.

Has Bobby
made up with Connie yet?

Ill
say he has. Theyre back together now.

Thats
good. Im glad he finally realized what he was doing.

At the
dinner table, Hank said, So Bobby. I heard you and Connie are back
together.

Yep.

Is there
anything youd, uh, like to say to me?

Oh
he rolled his eyes and then said, You were right and I was wrong.

Thank
you. I just love hearing that, he chuckled.

After
dinner, there was a knock at the door. Bobby answered it.

Hey
Bobby. It was Joseph. Do you want to come watch the new
Transformers movie with us tomorrow?

You
are inviting me to the movies with you? Wow!

Well of
course, Bobby. Youre our friend.

You dont
care that Im dating Connie?

Nah! You
can date whoever you please. Its not going to stand in the way of
our friendship.

Did your
dad make you say that? Bobby asked curiously.

You think
my dad would come up with something like that?

Youve
got a point there.

Okay, so
will you come?

Of
course! But just one thingCan I bring Connie along?

Sure
thing, Bobby, he smiled.

***

That night,
Dale was back in the basement again, trying to make cigarettes taste
like oreos. But he kept eating more of them then he was
experimenting.

Sug?
came Nancys voice from the top of the stairs.

Yeah,
Nancy?

Youve
already missed dinner again.

Oh, Im
sorry, Nancy. Ive been busy.

I know,
sug. Its getting late, though. Why dont you come on to bed?
She was already in her nightgown.

Oh,
Nancy. Just a while longer. I think I might be coming on to
something.

Sug,
youre trying to make a cigarette taste like an oreo. Dont you
think thats a bit silly?

No idea
is a silly idea, Nancy. Especially my ideas.

If you
say so

I do say
so. Ill be up in a little bit, I promise.

Whatever,
she said and sadly turned around and went back upstairs, slamming the
door behind her.

Dale looked
at the door she had just slammed and sighed.

Nancy went
to the bedroom, sat down on the foot of the bed and sighed. There was
a knock at the window. She turned to see John Redcorns face. She
gasped in fright, but went over and opened the window.

Is it,
er, safe? he asked her.

Nancy
sighed. Dales going to be down there all night, I imagine, so I
suppose its safe. Come on in.

He gladly
jumped through the window and stepped close to her. Did you miss
me? he asked.

You were
only here this morning, John

Dale had
come out of the basement and was taking a shower downstairs singing,
Nancy, Nancy give me your answer do. Im so sorry, so Im
going to make love to you!

Dale had
really felt closer to Nancy these last few days and he was happy for
that. He would admit that their relationship wasnt what it could
be, but he was trying. He really loved her, he just wasnt really
sure where to start.

He walked in
the bedroom after showering to findJohn Redcorn in his bed with
Nancy.

What the
hells going on here?

Sug
Nancy started, looking from Dale to John nervously.

I give up
my work down there in the basement, clean up, and come in here and
what do I find?

Sug, its
not what you think, Nancy said stupidly.

What do I
find? he repeated. I find John Redcorn in my bedwith my
wife

(after theme
plays, Peggy yells Boo-yah! again)