King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bill’s New Wife – Chapter 1

Bills
New Wife

Chapter
1: Just an Ordinary Day

This
story took place in the city of Arlen, Texas. In a suburban
neighborhood lived four somewhat redneck friends. Their names were
Hank Hill, Bill Dauterive, Dale Gribble, and Boomhauer.

Hank
Hill was the assistant manager at a propane store called Strickland
Propane. Hank was tall and had a good, solid build. He had brown
hair, and he wore glasses with thick, square rims. Most of the time,
Hank wore a white shirt and blue jeans. When Hank was not at work,
he would often spend time in a place known as the alley. This was a
place in front of the fence that defined Hanks front yard. He
would spend time with Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer in the alley. They
would stand around and talk about life as they sipped beers. Hank
also had a very nice family. His wife was named Peggy, and she had
puffy brown hair and wore glasses somewhat similar to Hanks,
although the rims were not as thick. Peggy was a substitute teacher
for Tom Landry Middle School, and she knew a little bit of Spanish.
Hank had a twelve-year-old son named Bobby. Bobby was a little short
and big-boned, and he had short, reddish-blonde hair. Bobby could be
quite a handful at times, but Hank was still proud of his son. In
addition, Hanks niece named Luanne Platter often lived with the
Hills while she went to beauty school.

Dale
Gribble was the owner of Dales Dead Bug. He was a bug
exterminator, and his personality fit the job perfectly. Dale acted
a little weird at times, and he always seemed to have a defiant
attitude toward things he disliked. He was a little bit skinny, and
he was never seen without his orange cap and sunglasses. Most of the
time, he wore a dark brown shirt and blue jeans. One of Dales bad
habits was smoking. When hanging out in the alley, he always seemed
to be puffing away on a cigarette. Dale had a wife named Nancy and a
son named Joseph. Nancy had long, blonde hair, and she would
sometimes date one of her friends named John Redcorn. He was of
Indian descent, and he was Josephs biological father. However,
Joseph stayed with the Gribbles most of the time, so Dale seemed
more like Josephs father. Joseph had somewhat long, black hair,
and he was slowly beginning to look more and more like John Redcorn
as he grew up.

Not much
was known about Boomhauer. He was tall and had short blonde hair.
Boomhauer wore a black shirt and blue jeans when he was in the alley.
One of his most distinctive characteristics was the way he talked.
Boomhauer always mumbled everything and talked very quickly. He
seemed to be able to do it very fluently, and it was amazing to the
guys how he could speak like that.

Finally,
Bill Dauterive was a barber for the U.S. Army. He took pride in his
job, and he was very glad to serve in the Army. He was very
patriotic to America, and he once put an American flag up in his
front yard. While in the alley, Bill wore a white undershirt and
blue jeans. He had brown hair that was balding in the middle of his
head. Bill was somewhat overweight, and one could see his beer belly
under his shirt. The depressing thing about Bill was that he got
divorced several years earlier, and he never managed to get over it.
What was even worse was that he was never able to hold a steady
girlfriend since that time. Bill probably had the most depressing
life of the four friends.

At this
point, Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer were standing in the alley
drinking beer.

Yep,
Hank said, sipping a beer.

Yep,
Dale said.

Yep,
Bill said.

Mm-hmm,
Boomhauer mumbled. They always said, Yep when they didnt
have anything in particular to say.

Finally,
Dale managed to come up with a topic. Nancys going to see
Redcorn today, he said, holding his cigarette between his fingers.

Dang,
man, Im goin out with a dang ol girl, man. Shes purdy,
man, talk about cute, man. Anyways, whats goin on with you,
Hank? Boomhauer mumbled.

Well,
me and Peggy are thinking about going out to dinner sometime, Hank
said smiling.

Everyone
looked at Bill. He stood there innocently sipping beer. His head
hung down, and he looked a little depressed. What about you,
Bill? Dale asked as he prodded Bill with his left elbow. You
have any date with a girl or something?

Ah,
not really, sighed Bill. Havent gone on a date with a girl
in four years.

Dang,
man, you gotta get out more, man, talk about getting a dang ol
girl to take out somewhere, man, you know what Im sayin?
Boomhauer jittered.

Nobodys
right for me, Bill said. Ive tried going out with girls,
but none of them like me.

Oh,
come on, Bill, Hank said. Theres got to be somebody out
there that likes you.

Not
me, Bill said. He dropped his beer on the ground and trudged off
to his house, which was next door to Hanks. The rest of the beer
from the can poured out into the grass.

Hank
sighed. Weve got to do something to get Bill a girlfriend.
Hes still depressed from the time his wife dumped him and from all
the times that other girls have turned him down. I hate to see him
like this.

Yep,
Dale said. But what can we do? he said.

Well,
we could fix him with a girl, I guess, Hank said.

Where
are we going to find him a girl? pondered Dale.

Dang,
man, I heard they just opened a dang ol singles bar in downtown
Arlen, man. Talk about cool, man. We could take dang ol Bill
down there and let him mingle, know what Im sayin? Boomhauer
said.

Thats
a great idea, Boomhauer! Hank said. We just have to get Bill
to go to that singles bar and hook him up with a girl. If were
lucky, he might find somebody thatll be his girlfriend.

Gentlemen,
Dale said. Operation Bills Girl begins now, he said.