King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bill’s New Wife – Chapter 4

Chapter
4: Bills Chance

Later in
the afternoon, Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer returned to the alley. They
were awfully surprised to find that Bills car was in front of the
fence where they usually hung out. The car was sputtering a little
bit, and Hank opened the door and shut off the engine. He shook
Bill.

Bill?
Bill? Wake up, Bill, Hank said, shaking Bill.

Bill
slowly woke up. Huh? Where am I? he wondered, sounding dazed.

Youre
in the alley. What are you doing with your car in front of the
fence? Hank said, sounding surprised.

I
must have passed out after taking Peggy to Starbucks, Bill said.

Why
did you do that? Hank asked.

OhI
dont know, Bill said. He didnt want to reveal his real
desire for taking out Peggy.

Hank
sighed. Just move your car. Bill turned on his car, and it
sputtered again when it started. He drove it back home, and then he
ran back to the fence with his cooler with beers.

Bill
opened the cooler and pulled out a beer. He opened the beer and
sipped it. Yep, he said.

Dale
grabbed a beer. Yep, he said.

Boomhauer
grabbed a beer as well and mumbled, Mm-hmm.

Dang
it, Bill, you still havent told me why you took Peggy to
Starbucks, Hank persisted.

Bills
skin color instantly phased from a tanned peach to tomato red.
Welluh he started.

Before
he could finish, Hank fell to his knees. AAH! he cried in
pain. He placed his hands on his crotch to cushion the area.

Whats
the matter, Hank? Dale said. You got propane in your urethra
again? he jeered. With that, Dale, Boomhauer, and even Bill
laughed hysterically.

Hank
groaned. Dale! When this pain goes away, Im gonna kick your
ass! he yelled. That is not the problem! Im still
hurting from the time Bobby kicked me in the nuts, he said,
sounding embarrassed.

Aww,
poor Hank got kicked in the fellas, Bill grinned. Dale exploded
in laughter.

Bill,
shut up! snapped Hank. Anyway, it bites because Peggys been
wanting me to be you know intimate lately. In my condition, I
cant satisfy her. Shes been really upset with me and says that
she wants me out of the house if I cant be intimate with her.

Hey,
man, ledder know dang ol Boomhauers available anytime she wants
to make out, Boomhauer started.

Boomhauer!
shouted Hank. That is disgusting and sick! Dale and Bill
cackled. Then he turned to Dale and Bill. You guys shut up, too!
This isnt funny! Hank said, starting to stand back up.
AAAH! he yelled, as he found himself back on his hands and
knees.

Ah ha
ha! laughed everyone. They slowly helped Hank get up, and then
the guys went back home. Everyone left except Bill that is. Bill
sneaked into Hanks backyard and looked for a way inside the house.
He went to the sliding glass door. To his dismay, it was locked.
He checked all the windows to see if they were locked as well.
Unfortunately, they were. Bill sadly walked around the property. He
passed the chimney, but stopped once he noticed it. He looked up and
saw the opening to the chimney. He giggled with excitement.

Theres
how I get inside, Bill said. But in case anyones around,
Id better find a costume to not seem so suspicious.

TIME
LAPSE 15 minutes later

Bill
came back to the Hill residence 15 minutes later dressed as Santa
Claus. He had a red pointed hat with a white ball of fuzz at the
end. He had a false white beard that was strapped around his head.
He had a red suit with white trimmings. His belt was dark black and
had a shiny gold buckle. He also had heavy black boots.

Bill
climbed up the chimney. It was fairly easy with the friction of the
bricks. Sometimes, Bill would slip down a little bit, and it was
painful for his hands to feel the rough texture of the bricks. About
a minute later, he finally reached the top of the chimney.

Bill
stood on the roof and looked at the entrance to the chimney. It was
much smaller than he expected. Aw, man. How am I gonna get
inside? Bill wondered. He paced the roof while he thought.

A few
minutes later, the Hills son, Bobby, headed outside to the alley
to take out the trash. When he headed back to the house, he jumped
back in surprise when he saw Bill on the roof. Santa? Is that
you? Bobby called. Its not Christmas yet.

Bill
looked down and jumped back when he saw Bobby. He didnt want
Bobby to see him enter the house. Uh um, was all Bill could
manage to say.

Hey,
Dad! Santas here early! Get the camera so I can prove to Joseph
that he really exists! Bobby yelled.

Hank
trudged outside without a camera. Bobby, thats nonsense.
Santa is not here, Hank said.

Yes
he is, look at the roof! Bobby said. Hank looked up and was
startled.

BILL!
shouted Hank. Bills costume didnt fool Hank one bit. WHAT
THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY ROOF?

Im
not Bill, Bill said with a deep, booming voice. Im
SANTA CLAUS!

BILL,
CUT THE CRAP AND GET THE HELL OFF MY DAMN ROOF! shouted Hank.

Bill
crawled into the chimney and was stuck. Oh darn, he sighed.
I shouldnt have reacted so fast. Bill wiggled around, but
suddenly found his butt in immense pain. Hed freed himself from
the firm grip of the chimney, and hed fallen into the Hills
fireplace. He was sitting on the andiron. OW! he yelled.
Bill shot out of the fireplace and sat on the sofa. Ah, he
sighed. He placed his hands on his rear to soothe the pain.

He then
saw Hank and Bobby enter the house. Santa! What did you get me?
Bobby jumped in excitement. Did you get me a tutu? Ive always
wanted to be a dancer!

Disgraced
by Bobbys odd desire, Hank shouted, Bobby, go to your room!
Ill deal with you later! But first, Ive got to kick Bills
ass! Hank ran over to Bill on the sofa. Despite the fact that
Bills butt still hurt, he shot off the sofa and ran screaming into
Hank and Peggys bedroom. He shut the door and held it shut.
BILL, OPEN THE DOOR! he heard Hank.

Oh,
go sleep on the sofa, Hank! yelled Peggy, who was already in bed.
Youre not useful in bed anyway!

I
will not! I will sleep in bed just like most people do! Hank
yelled.

Not
tonight, Hank! shouted Peggy. I mean it! I will not go to
your propane conventions if you dont sleep on the couch!

Yeah,
but Hank started. Finally, he gave in. There was nothing
worse than somebody turning down an invitation to one of his propane
conventions. Hanks footsteps were heard going back to the living
room.

AhPeggy,
what a surprise! Bill said.

I
should say the same for you, Peggy said. What brings you
here?

Well,
Bill started. Hank told us about how you were upset with him
because he wasnt intimate with you. So I thought

Peggy
looked blankly at Bill. He didnt say another word. Youre
lonely, and you wanted to come over to make me feel better about also
feeling alone, Peggy stated. I KNEW IT! Bill grinned and
looked a little less embarrassed. That wasnt really why he came
over, but he just nodded because he didnt want her to know why
hed really come. Oh, you poor man. Come here, Peggy said.
He unfolded Hanks side of the bed and patted the mattress as a
gesture to welcome Bill. Bill squealed and took off his Santa getup.

Santas
gonna give you a big pre-Christmas present, Bill said, getting
into bed. He pulled the covers over himself and stood still in bed
for a moment, realizing something didnt seem right. You know,
Peggy, its kinda bright in here.

Youre
right, Bill, Peggy said. She shut off both lamps that were next
to the bed. Bills heart was throbbing like crazy. He wanted to
bust a move, but he couldnt. He jerked when he suddenly felt
Peggy wrapping her arms around Bill. No longer had feeling confined,
Bill did the same. Oh, Bill sighed Peggy. Bill hugged
Peggy even harder. You are so much more fun than Hank.

Bill
squealed and got closer to Peggy. He finally decided to bust a move
on his own and wrapped his leg around Peggys. Peggy and Bill
hugged and remained close for the rest of the night.