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King of the Hill:
Bobbys Accident
Hank the propane tanks going to explode. Get everyone out of
here! Buck exclaimed.
Im on it, sir, Hank said. Everyone in the Strickland
Propane building ran out just in time to see the tank explode inside
the building.
Is everyone all right? Buck asked.
Dang it, Bobbys still in there! Hank screamed. Bobby was
hiding in the buildings storage closet.
Im going to be alright, Bobby thought to himself, Its
all just a dream and BOOM! The whole building is engulfed in
flames.
Look, Hank, Buck said, The fire department is here and
theyre going to rescue your son. Hank feeling helpless stared
at the burning building and said to himself, Bobby, please be
okay. About ten minutes later, some firefighters come out with
Bobby unconscious. The firefighters look at Hank.
Are you this boys parent?
Yes, I am. Is he alright?
He suffered from third degree burns and is completely out cold
right now. He needs immediate medical attention!
Dear Lord! Hank said. The firefighters ER crew put Bobby on
the stretcher and place him in the ambulance and took off. Hank,
following the ambulance called Peggy, his wife.
Peggy, Bobbys in the hospital and this time its serious!
Hank exclaimed.
Is it more serious than the time Bobby got hit in the head with
the football?
Its much worse! He was caught in a propane tank explosion,
unconscious, and suffered third degree burn. Hank said. Come to
the hospital as soon as you can Peggy.
Then Peggy started getting ready to go to the hospital when she saw
Luann watching TV. Well arent you going to get ready? Bobbys
in the hospital again and he needs all the support the support he can
get. Im going over next door to tell Connie, (Bobbys
girlfriend,) what happened.
Hey! Nobody told me whats going on! Luann complained Whatd
you expect me do?
Im telling you now! Peggy said Now get a move on.
Oh alright, Luann said. Luann started getting ready while Peggy
went over to Connies house. Peggy knocked on the door and Kahn,
(Connies dad,) answered the door. Oh no! What hillbilly wife
doing over here?
Kahn, I need to speak to Connie for a sec.
Oh, alright just dont take too long! Kahn left and called
Connie to come to the door.
Whats wrong Mrs. Hill? Connie asked.
Well, I have some bad news about Bobby. He was caught in a propane
explosion and had to be token to the hospital.
Is he okay?
Well, hes unconscious and suffered from third degree burns but
you can come with me to the hospital. Luann and I are about to leave
now.
Okay Ill come. Im just going to tell my dad right now but
hell probably say no. Connie went back inside and asked her dad.
WHAT? Kahn screamed. Of course you cant go with
hillbillies to see their son. Its probably a good thing hes in
hospital!
Dad, how could you say something like that? Hes in the
hospital. If you cant say yes, Im just going to go anyway!
Now Kahn Junior, (thats what Kahn calls Connie,) you arent
going! Connie runs out the house and told Peggy that her dad just
didnt understand.
Oooooh that Kahn! He never understands anything! Come on Connie
lets go! Luann was already in the car waiting on Peggy. Connie
and Peggy get in the car and drive off.
Meanwhile back at the hospital Hank was sitting in the chair in
Bobby room watching Bobby lay in the bed motionless but still
breathing.
Hang in there Bobby. Hank said. Suddenly Bobby woke up and
looked at Hank.
Dad, what happened to me?
Bobby! Youre all right! Hank exclaimed.
I guess. But Im still trying to figure out what happened. I
remember holding a propane tank because I was doing magic tricks for
bring-your-son-to-work day. Then I dropped it by mistake and hid in
the closet but I forgot what happened then. Bobby muttered.
Dang it, Bobby! So you dropped the tank! Hank exclaimed. I
take my eyes off you for one second and you drop a tank without
telling anybody!
Im sorry Dad. I guess I wasnt being really careful as I
thought I was. The tank was kind of heavy and it just slipped through
my fingers, Bobby said. When I was in the closet hiding, I
thought I wouldnt see everyone again.
Well, you can see us now! Connie said. Peggy, Luann, and Connie
were at the door listening to the whole conversation.
Bobby, we were so worried about you, Peggy said. Then the
doctor came in do check up on Bobby.
Youre lucky your boy is still alive, the doctor said. He
inhaled so much smoke he suffocated and went unconscious. If he
wasnt rescued in time he wouldve been in a coma.
Dear God, Im glad youre safe, Bobby, Luann said.
Bobby will have to stay in the hospital for many days because his
lungs were damaged and needs time to recover, the doctor said.
Okay, doctor, wait whats your name? Hank asked.
My name is Doctor Ray, but you can just call me Ray, the doctor
said.
Okay,
Ray, just make sure keep a careful watch on my boy and make sure he
doesnt eat too much. Bobbys got a weight
issue and he shouldnt be eating too much and just lay down
in a bed all day, Hank said.
Will do, Doctor Ray said.
All right Bobby, well see you tomorrow, everyone said. Hank
got in his truck while Connie, Luann, and Peggy got in Peggys car.
Hank, Peggy, and Luann walked into their house while Connie sneaked
into her room through her bedroom window to avoid being detected by
her father.
Hopefully, Bobby will make a full recovery, Hank said to Peggy.
Hank and Peggy were in bed now. It was about 10:00 p.m.
Youll just have to give him some time. Peggy said. Then
Hank, Peggy, and Luann, (in another room,) went to sleep.
About two weeks later Bobby is released from the hospital. Hank and
Peggy went to the hospital to pick Bobby up. Hank, looking at Bobby
said, Have you gotten fatter?
I guess I put on a couple of pounds, Bobby said looking at his
gut. Doctor Ray was really nice. He let me stay up till 12:00 and
let me eat nothing but ice cream, even though I didnt have my
tonsils removed! And he also Bobby continued on as he gets into
Hanks car and they drive off.