King Of The Hill Porno Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter Two

King of the Hill

A Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip to My Lu My Darling

Written by Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Former Owner

Luanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.

Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.

Patterson: That is right. I had to surrender the poor marionettes back in 1964 to save some personal finances.

But forty-plus years later, I hear that Patterson Puppets have found new life in the form of a Christian puppet show, which I think is adorable. And as the original owner of these commodities, I would like a fair share of wealth from their newly-discovered recognition.

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Peggy Hill and Nancy Gribble could use some help in making highly highly first girly-doll steps

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Hentai Picture: Peggy Hill and Nancy Gribble could use some help in making highly highly first girly-doll steps
Enjoy young meek and shy females of King Of The Hill with their cute legs apart to show their tight flashing with desire splits and muscled heroes making their huge balls spank over tempting nice-touch seats. Hank Hill gets mouth-fucked and reveals her extremely hairy pussy while assriding in front of the cam! King Of The Hill girls are the best cock connoisseurs around at getting loose with on meaty schlongs, giving their partners and themselves the wet and electrifying climaxes!

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble – Chapter 2

Nancy
switched the radio off the second the first love song came on. At
this time, she wanted to be lost in her own thoughts. Her husband did
not say much; he seemed to be deep in thought as well. When they
first set out, she had asked him where they where going, but he would
not tell her. She felt too tired to argue at that point, and just was
happy to be able to shut her eyes for a little while.

Maybe
Ill get lucky, and well go out some place close to the mall,
and I can shop while Dale doeswhatever.

But
Nancys hope of that was crushed, once they passed by the shopping
center. She sighed, and slid down in her seat. Dale was silent for a
moment; but then spoke.

Well
be there soon.

His
voice had symphony in it, and for the first time, Nancy thought that
maybe, just maybe he was being receptive to her.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Knock knock Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Knock knock Chapter 1

Hank Hill was at the
doorsteps of the Soupanousenphone family, wondering what in the world
did his boastful neighbor, Kahn, want. He knocked the door and stood
with his hands in his pockets as he stared at the ground.

He was not prepared. The
door opened and before Hank looked up, he was greeted with a Howdy
neighbor! but it wasn’t in the tone of a cheerful jackass, oh no.

It was in the tone of a
cheerful manwhore.

When Hank looked up, he
saw Kahn dressed up in a dominatrix suit.

BWAAAAHHHH! Hank
Hill exclaimed, eyes bulging.

Kahn looked impatient as
Ladybird limped her way past him. Hurry up, hillbilly. Your stupid
dog was unimpressive.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling – Chapter 1

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip
to My Lu My Darling

Written
by Mr. Semaj

Prologue

At
Arlen First Methodist Church, Luanne is in her dressing room putting
the finishing touches on something…

She
is sitting at her mirror, as she finishes brushing the donkey’s hair.
She combs the cat’s whiskers, strokes the octopus’ tentacles, and
dusts off the penguins hat.

Luanne
takes a deep breath…

Luanne:
“Showtime!”

Act
I

Scene
I Manger Babies at the Smorgasbord

One
Sunday afternoon, at Arlen Methodist Church, Luanne entertains the
children at Sunday school.

Luanne: Once upon a time, almost two thousands of years
ago, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Tying Knots – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Tying Knots – Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Peggy
watched out the window as Nancy walked over to her house next door.
She had a feeling she knew what was going to happen next, because it
always happened when John Redcorn came over.

Nancy walked
up to her doorstep and said something to John Redcorn, and sure
enough, next thing Peggy knew, they were both walking inside the
Gribbles house. Peggy sighed and shook her head. She didnt know
who to feel sorrier for: Nancy or Dale? Nancy was obviously having a
problem getting over John and Dale was oblivious to it all. Nancy had
feelings she just couldnt resist and Dale was obviously a moron
for not realizing it. As many times as John had been in their
house
Peggy thought bitterly and then sighed and closed the
blinds.

A little
while later, Bobby came down the stairs and was heading for the door.

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Luanne gets slapped!

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GIF Animation: Luanne gets slapped!
Have a look at how upholstered King Of The Hill buffs got laurelled in fruises, tear-drops, face cream and are inducted in all manner of sizzling time killers. Let’s get inspired by a chick from King Of The Hill that is getting pumped off the curb when she was shopping a couple of minutes ago! Bordeaux engulfing a cock between her sexy buttocks and bringing into view her cum-oozing asshole while getting filmed on camera.

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Busty Luanne Platter ride on Hank Hill

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GIF Animation: Busty Luanne Platter ride on Hank Hill
Too explicit rendition of King Of The Hill craze with the hottest characters find themselves involved into various sex situation! Sexy whore is penetrated by toys and a fuck stick in her tight holes and milks a cock dry in her pussy as she moans from being fingered anally… Let’s follow the lead of a chick from King Of The Hill that is getting hammeres off the curb after she’d been doing her shopping just a minute ago!

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: See Out for Peggy – Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Porno Story: See Out for Peggy – Chapter Two

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Watch
Out for Peggy!

Written by
Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Home Alone

The
next day, at home, Lucky packs a backpack and grabs a water bottle.

Luanne:
So, its only for a day, right?

Lucky:
Sure. Im going out to explore me a bit of Mother Nature. I may
be in early retirement, but who says a feller cant go out and
enjoy it?

Luanne:
Ill be here waiting for you.

Lucky:
You enjoy your day, Baby Doll. (kisses Luanne)

Luanne
smiles sweetly. Lucky leaves in his truck.

Later
that day, Connie spends time with Luanne after school. The girls are
playing a game with action figures.

Connie:
And so, after we make it out of the asteroid belt, Cosmo journeys
to the outer planets.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 1

Arlen
Mowerthon 2006

By
Joe

Summary:
Hank and his friends prepare for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. However,
he is in the shadow of more powerful competitors.

Author
Notes:
I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, or
any other copyrighted material. I do, however, own my original
characters, Phil, Tyler, and Joe.

Chapter 1

Hank was
in his garage tuning his red riding mower. He wanted to ensure it
ran top speed for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. It had been a number of
years since Arlen had been selected to hold a lawn mower race. Hank
competed in one years before, but he had trouble racing because of
his diminished glute. This year, though, he was more prepared and
felt that his chances of winning were greater.

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