King Of The Hill Porn Story: AC Adoptor – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: AC Adoptor – Chapter 1

A/N: Title is not a typo. I mean adoptor, as in adopt: to take up and make one’s own.

This fic is based on a dream I had about Boomhauer getting lost at sea. Unfortunately, as I wrote this, the part based on the dream got kinda smooshed. But I do like how this turned out, even if I do think it gets a little weak in places. I also think I put in too much Dale for a group-based episode. Curse my inability to not use him as much as properly possible! I don’t own the rights to Band-Aids. Enjoy the insanity! A/N: END

The sun beat down onto Arlen, Texas unmercifully. Its searing rays attacked all that is surveyed, and those standing outside the Hill residence were no exception.

Hank Hill took a sip of cold, refreshing beer and looked up at the sky.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Dales Secret Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Dales Secret Chapter 3

Chapter Three: Watching over Peggy isnt the easiest.

Just to warn you, Dale while youre watching over Peggy, while Nancy and I are gone, shes not the easiest to watch. Bobby, on the other hand just leave him alone for 2 hours and he finds things to do, said Hank. But Luanne, you step on her stuff and have to deal with her mood swings because of pregnancyjust warning you.

I can do it all, said Dale.

Good, said Hank.

But Nancy, began Dale.

I know what its all about, said Hank. I know when she has to do her hair and surf the web blah blah blah

Good. Have fun.

Then Hank and Nancy drove over to the airport.

Hey, Peggy, said Dale, grinning as best as he can.

Dale, said Peggy.

Hi Mr. Gribble, said Bobby.

Hello, Dale, said Luanne.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: AC Adoptor Chapter Three

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: AC Adoptor Chapter Three

Early
the next morning, back out at sea, the loud clanging of a bell jerked
Boomhauer rudely from his sleep. Grunting in surprise, he spilled out
of his below deck hammock. Around him, his shipmates crawled more
easily from their sleeping places, being used to the noise.

After
a quick morning routine the crew assembled on deck. Boomhauer noticed
how there was hardly any light. Why, they must have only gotten three
hours of sleep, tops!

Hey
man why we got-get up sdang early man? Boomhauer mumbled
drowsily, Mm talkin bout-sore muscles man, workin all
yesterday dang ol-tired
man..!

The
blonde man next to him wearing a blue bandana and a red waist sash
heard him. Turning to talk he whispered cautiously, Thats how
it always is under Captain Herschel. Twenty one hour days,
back-breaking labor, insane demands. We hate him! He glanced
around before continuing, Thats why were plotting a mutiny.
In fact, its scheduled to go off today. Now, youve only gotten
a taste of our misery, but howd you like to help?

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Cum shower for teacher Peggy!

Louann King Of The Hill Nude

Hentai Picture: Cum shower for teacher Peggy!
Lil DeVille looks forward receive dick in her ass and pussy and when it comes along at long last she goes off hard! Here King Of The Hill cunts will face the biggest and stiffest baby-makers that will plumb every cock pit of their hot selves… A bitch from King Of The Hill sandwiched between a two-team of hard pricks that spatter her hot face with semen rain.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Peggy Becomes Nearly Notorious – Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Peggy Becomes Nearly Notorious – Chapter Two

Peggy Becomes Almost Famous

Chapter 2

Arlen Arena. Stillwater Concert.

Hank, Peggy, Dale, Nancy, Bill, and Boomhauer are at the arena. Cheers could heard all around from fans. A man approaches the stage.

“Hello, Arlen!” announced Dick Roswell, Stillwater’s manager, with his British accent. “From Troy, Michigan: Stillwater!” The crowd cheered.

Later.

Stillwater is doing their song Fever Dog. Bill is insanely drunk and diving off the stage.

“Yo, I tell you what, man. Dang ol’ Bill is diving off that dang ol’ stage, man,” said Boomhauer.

“Sorry, Boomhauer,” said Hank. “I can’t understand a word you just said. Must be the music. Bill is one big party animal, I tell you what.” Hank did his famous little chuckle.

Later.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 7

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 7

A/N: Okay, some people are starting to like this story. Well I have news for you people. This story is about to get better!
But to tell you the truth I don’t know what I’m about to write. With every story I update I write this and before I write the actual chapter.

I wan’t to give thanks to the following reviewers.

OrangeSushi: Thanks for reading this story of mine. You really gave me the motivation to write this. Your review made my day!

Jayme F. Midorikawa: Thanks for telling me the names. I new them all cause I’ve watched the show for a while, but man that name. Boomhauer….It’s difficult to remember how to spell. He should just go by his first name….Jeff. Arigato for the review.

RLE95: You have been a huge help. Without you I don’t know were this story would have ended up being.

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Dale and Hank were having party with Luanne… until Peggy has come in!

Xxx King Of The Hill Sex

Hentai Picture: Dale and Hank were having party with Luanne… until Peggy has come in!
Sexy Luanne Platter pushes her legs apart getting filmed then screws her jugs and runny pussy slit with a huge fuck tool! King Of The Hill sluts are some well-known fuck dealers at slamming their pussies down on huge manly stubs, giving their partners and themselves the sperm-soaked orgasms. Crazy girl from King Of The Hill craves to take on this heaviest fuck load in her entire lifetime.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Deathmatch – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Deathmatch – Chapter 1

Note: This may contain archaic references because I actually started it ages ago and finished it just now. I don’t own anything mentioned from hereon out, except the randomness.

Bobby and Joseph were putting markers up their nose and went to
the WWE with them and won a million dollars for beating some guy with
a Guitar Hero controller in a fart-off sponsored by FOX. Then they
wrote on a bar of gold. With their nose pens.

Here, Dad, Joseph said, its a million dollar massage.

Thanks, son, said Dale, and he wiped it on his face, which
made it purple. Then he went to the gun club and they shot into the
ground a million times and put bullets on their faces with honey
because it was war paint for the people who like to put stuff on
their face.

All of a sudden, KoRn busted down the door and started screaming
Freak On A Leash, but then it turned into an episode of Mind of
Mencia where Carlos Mencia was talking about how theres so many
Dee-Dee-Dees in the world because theres no natural predators, and
then KoRn made a video about it. Then they went inside a monkeys
head to play the song and the monkey farted. That made a Volkswagen
New Beetle spin around so fast it started screaming and turned into
pizza.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Cycle of Faith – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Cycle of Faith – Chapter 2

The clock was ticking
slowly and sweat started to drip down on the forehead of the
assistant manger of Strickland. Hank, will you continue with the
meeting, please?

Hank came back to
reality, Oh, sorry Mr. Strickland. He stammered as he tried to
continue on with the meeting, only to clumsily drop the papers from
his wet hands. Hank has been under a lot of stress lately. He had to
keep helping out in paying the bills more and more since Peggy had
lost her job.

Finally the clock
struck five and Hank was still covered in sweat. Mr. Strickland gave
a glare and sighed, Hank, well pick up with this meeting
tomorrow, please dont act like this again. Youre usually so
calm when it comes to stuff like this.

Sorry Mr.
Strickland Hank said with his head down as he began to pick up
the sweat covered papers. He needed some air or he thinks he just
might pass out.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Load Humor Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Load Humor Chapter 1

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alright PULL!!!!!!!!!!!yelled bobby hill at dale who shot the catapult.

the teddy bear was flying in the air then bill shot it and boomhaur took a pisture

WHOOHOO!whats bill

A prpoane dale.

READY AN–.

BOBBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Shooting stuff.

Bobby my propane thats it i chakllenge you to…MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then so be it dad.

(both pose as screeen comes on saying loading)

(later)

(still loading)

forgget bobby

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bobby throws the tank in the air as bill shoots it next to the big strickland tank causing explosion.)

(EXplosion)

BBAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT PROPANE IN MY BUTT

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