King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 1
A/N:I wan’t to give credit to blackrose612 for giving me my idea’s. Thanks so much. It wouldn’t’t be fair if I didn’t mention you for the inspiration. People liked your story so I thought that I should do something like your story. And maybe you will start updating your story cause it’s super good! I hope!
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Bobby was sitting in the living room. Flipping threw channels. He sighed,”Nothings on…”
His parents had left him all by himself that night. Knowing that their child would be too lazy to be partying somewhere with no one to drive him. He had gotten slightly chunkier and his grades seemed to slip more by each report card. His parents were very worried about him. But they had no idea on what to do to stop his lazy streak.
He flipped threw: MTV, Mad TV, cooking channel, boomerang, and etc…
“If there is nothing on by the time I hit the next channel them I’m going to bed.” He was getting slightly irritated by now. When he flipped the next channel he saw this boy with blond hair trying to talk to this really pretty girl with pink hair. This show caught Bobby’s interest, so he kept watching it. When he finished watching the show it was 8:30 pm. He worked out all that happened in the show into his head.
He concluded that the pink haired girl was sakura and the blond was Naruto.
Then came: Sasuke, Iruka,Kakashi, and then the Hokage. In 7 minutes he figured everything out so far about the show. “This Naruto is the coolest thing ever!!!!!!”
He turned off the TV and went to bed. When his parents came home they automatically went to check up on Bobby. They found him asleep in his bed. SO they went to go get ready for bed as well.
“I’m worried about our baby boy Hank.” Hank sighed as he pulled the covers over his shoulder’s, “That boy ain’t right.”
Peggy went under the covers, “Maybe so but hes our darling little boy and I don’t want to see him throwing his life away, Hank why don’t you try taking him to the flea market again!” Hank once again sighed, “I’m not going to take that chance and making him get into something even worse then those god forsaken witch cards.” Hank shivered. “Then we have to come up with something else.”
They went to bed with uneasy minds.
The next morning Bobby woke up and got dressed for school. He seemed to be in a good mood. “WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! The last day of school!”
For Bobby this meant like alot of things.
Not having to try hard in school for a few months. And plus this meant that he could watch Naruto every night! He had only watched once but Naruto can be a very powerful thing.
(A/N:DOn’t I know it! Audience:Shut up and let us read the rest ya dink! ME:hides behind Rock LeeDOn’t hurt me!)
Bobby made his bed while listening to the radio, dancing in between his tasks. He was really enjoying himself!
After that he went down the hall to the kitchen. He was so siked that he had gotten up at 5:30. His head was filled with the things that he would do. Like he would have a party in his classroom with all of his friends, then after words his mom would take him to the he would come home and watch Naruto.
He went into the kitchen and picked threw the fridge. Then he got to thinking. “I wonder what Naruto would eat…”
He found alot of things in the fridge:Meats, corn, left overs, and at the bottom he saw the things he never tried before.
Fruit.
“I think Naruto would eat this…well not really. But you have to eat healthy if you wan’t to be a good your Choji! he he.”
So he decided to grab a little of every fruit. He washed it all and then placed it all on the table in front of him with a knife.
The first thing he tried was a banana. He peeled off the top and ate the very tip. (A/N:chuckles Audience:Perv…)
“The banana is okay…but not really my thing. Next”
He then tried the fuzzy fruit that was brown. He frowned at this and decided to cut it in half, When he sliced it he was met with a green and black combo of colors.
Like he would normally do, he sniffed it,”OMG! This smells like poo!”
But he wanted to be brave like a ninja. So he tried it. To his surprise the fruit tasted alot like strawberries. So he peeled the skin off and ate the rest. He took the peelings to the trash and went back to his chair at the kitchen.(A/N:The fruit he just ate was a kiwi)
He then tried the peech. But he didn’t like it. It felt too mushy when he chewed it. So then He moved on to grapes. He decided that he liked the taste so ate those.
After about 30 minutes it was 6:00am, he had eaten grapes, some banana, strawberries, Kiwi, nectarine, and a green apple. He was feeling thirsty so he got some 2 milk in the fridge and drank a glass of that. After all, Naruto drank milk for breakfast.
Hank and Peggy woke up and got dressed in a bored manner. It was 6:30 before they came into the kitchen and saw Bobby washing his hands in the sink.
“Bobby! That’s nasty! If you need to wash your hands wash them in the sink!”
“Fine dad.”
“”Boy ain’t right.”
Bobby left the room and brushed his teeth. He liked fruit but it was sticky and the pieces got stuck between your teeth. But he liked the fruit so decided that from now on he was going to eat fruit for breakfast. He then returned to the kitchen were Peggy was brewing coffee. His dad was flipping threw the paper. Most likely looking for the sports page. “Mom” Peggy looked over from what she was doing,”Yes Bobby”
“could you buy some more of that fruit today after we get done with the mall?”
Peggy and Hank turned there heads in shock. “When did you start liking fruit Bobby?!”
He smiled, “Well I just like it now, and some milk while were at it.” He was leaving for the door but before he left he stated, “If I want to be a good ninja then I have to eat the right foods! I’m walking to school. Bye mom, bye dad!!!!!!!”
Peggy and Hank had looks of confusion on there faces.
“Maybe our son will be okay after all!”
Hank went back to reading his newspaper,”Great…another new fad. I think I’m going to like his troll dolls more then what he’s going to come up with now.”
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A/N:How was that?! Okay so it’s Christmas break and I have alot of free time. It took me around an hour to finish this chapter. So if you like this story then please review! I’ll update by the next morning or night. It only takes one review for me to update people! And the more you review the faster the chapters come!
Thank blackrose612 for giving me inspiration. Without her there wouldn’t be this story…wow,that’s sounded like I worded it wrong. Oh well.
happy holidays.