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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley – Chapter 1

Dales Bills and Boomhauers explanation to Wesley

This is supposed to take place in Straight as an Arrow where Wesley was spraying Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer with mace spray.

Mr. Wesley sir, will you please stop spraying us with that terrible horrible mace spray. cried Bill.

Yeah, please stop. agreed Dale and Boomhauer.

Ill stop only if you tell me why in the world you guys unexpectedly are trespassing in my yard. demanded Wesley. After Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer nodded their head yes, Wesley stopped spraying.

Lets make run for it! shouted Dale. But before Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer could make a move, Wesley blocked them and sprayed more mace at their eyes!

It burns so much! cried Bill.

This is your last warning, guys. If you try to get out of this one more time, Ill spray your eyes until this can is empty! threatened Wesley.

Okay, okay. Well tell you the truth. said Boomhauer. Then Wesley stopped spraying.

Okay, Hank has been complaining to us about how much he hates your new ways of the Straight Arrow. explained Dale.

Yup, that’s right. said Bill.

So Hank decided to work that night shift so he can give the kids a taste of how it really was like when we were kids. explained Boomhauer.

So what is Hank doing with the kids? demanded Wesley.

Well, before we left, we helped Hank and his wife Peggy, hand out soda and sugary sweets to the kids. explained Bill.

Oh no! If my two sons Robin and Carey get any sugar, theyll be too hyper and they eventually might accidentally or on purposely injure or even kill themselves! yelled a very worried Wesley.

But why are you guys here? demanded Wesley.

To distract you so you cant foil Hanks plans! explained Dale.

Okay, you guys are coming with me, because I cant hear two sides of the story. said Wesley. So Wesley drove around with Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer in the back seats and started searching for Hank and the kids.

Original episode continues to Hank, Peggy, and the kids.

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