King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 7

A/N: Okay, some people are starting to like this story. Well I have news for you people. This story is about to get better!
But to tell you the truth I don’t know what I’m about to write. With every story I update I write this and before I write the actual chapter.

I wan’t to give thanks to the following reviewers.

OrangeSushi: Thanks for reading this story of mine. You really gave me the motivation to write this. Your review made my day!

Jayme F. Midorikawa: Thanks for telling me the names. I new them all cause I’ve watched the show for a while, but man that name. Boomhauer….It’s difficult to remember how to spell. He should just go by his first name….Jeff. Arigato for the review.

RLE95: You have been a huge help. Without you I don’t know were this story would have ended up being.

Disclaimer: I don’t own KOTH

Recap:
BBBBBBBBbbbbbRRRRRrrrrring!
The phone suddenly went off. Peggy went to get it since Hank had a mouthful of steak in his mouth.
She answered the phone. “Hill residents!”
“Ummm…..hello. Is a Bobby Hill there?”

Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome!

Peggy frowned a bit. This voice was utterly unfamiliar to her. The only one that called Bobby was Joseph. Or maybe Connie.
“Yes Bobby is here, but he’s already gone to bed for the night.”
“Oh.”
There was a heavy tention on the phone. Hank looked up finally after swallowing his steak. His wife was still on the that was wierd, she hadn’t said a word for a while.
“Who may I ask is calling for him?”
Now this had Hank intreaged. Who on earth would be calling for Bobby other than Joseph or possibly Connie?
Hank twisted in his seat and glanced at Peggy with the stern look of a leader.
Peggy listened intently on the phone till finally.
“Forgive me, my name is…..Gaige.”
Without skipping a beat. “How do you know my son Bobby?”
There was yet another small silence over the phone. Peggy was getting tired fast. She wasn’t a very patient person after all.
This boy seamed fishy to her. Even if she was trusting and nieve most of the time. But certain odd behaviors that her son had suddenly started showing had gotten her curious. Very curious.
“My mom had me watch my sister while she went to the park. She saw your son and some other boys playing a game and she wanted to play too so she asked Bobby if she could play and then before I knew it they became fast friends.”
Peggy blinked. What!
“So then why are you asking for Bobby? Shouldn’t your sister be the one to ask for him?”
……….At Goku’s House…………
Goku was on a lazy boy couch in PJ bottoms with little clouds scattered all over. He had told Bobby that he was going to call him tonight and to be ready. Obviously he had worked Bobby too hard this afternoon and he fell asleep on him.
“Kuso!”
He got up from the couch with his cell phone still in his hands.
“Hold on a minute please.” He voiced into his cell phone.
“Why?”
“Uh…my sisters dog peed on my foot and I have to wipe it off.” That should keep her busy!
“I wan’t to speak with your sister.”
Kuso!
“Just a moment.”
Goku would have to be fast on the ball. He had bought some time but Bobby’s mom would have none of that.
He quickly rushed over into the hallway, down the steps, and then into the kitchen were he collided right into.
……….meanwhile……………..
Peggy didn’t like the looks of things. This boy didn’t have a sister. She just knew it. What kind of name was Gaige anyways?
It sounded like a biker. A biker who might want to rape her son! He could be a pervert. Even if he somehow got a girl on the phone it could be a girl that he had kidnapped. He could be forcing that poor girl into talking to her. So that he would have me thinking that he really had a sister!
The sicko!
Hank was starting to get mad now. His enitre face becoming more and more red by each passing second.
“Who the hell are you talking to.”
Peggy looked up. “I don’t know. But shhh! I’m about to find out.”
She once again placed the phone into her ear.
“Hello! Sorry m-my brother w-was speaking t-to you i-i-instead of me. I-I was too scared to t-tallk to him m-m-myself!”
Peggy blinked. This girl sounded scared. Aha! So maybe it was a kidnapped girl speaking to her!
“What do you want with my Bobby.” It was more of a diman then anything.
“S-sorry! I was h-hoping my brother would ask f-for me.”
“Ask what?”
There was yet again another long pause. Then.
“I was wondering i-if I could hang out with B-bobby this Saturday.”
Peggy faltered in her step. What this girl said completly changed everything. Peggy then smiled.
“Oh dear! Is that all?”
“Y-yes…..Is that okay?”
“Yes. The time and place please.”
Hank had gone from red in the face to as curious as George. What was going on?
“S-saturday at 3:00pm over at the Meglomart entrance.”
“He’ll be there.”
“T-thank you. Bye.”
click

………..At Goku’s house……………….
“Did it work?”
“I think it did.”
Goku smiled briliantly at the older woman before him.
“I’m so proud of you mom!” The older woman smiled at her son and handed him the phone.
“I’d do anything for you my lil Gaige!” She then proceeded to mess up his hair.
“Cut it out. We still have a massive domo monster of a problem on our hands.”
The older woman released him and stared into his face in all seriousness.
“Your voice acting was perfect. You sounded just like Hinata.”
Goku’s mom smiled and gave him the thumbs up.
“It always is!”
Goku crossed his arms and leaned on the kitchen counter. “There is only one problem now.”
His mom blink and cocked her head to the side in confusion. “Ano……What?”
“Loly doesn’t sound and hardly acts likes Hinata from Naruto!”
“But she sorta acts like the older Hinata from Shippuuden.”
“Earth to mom?! Hinata acts the same as she did when she was 12.”
“Well just come up with another excuse. Your good at those.”
“I can’t pull a rabbit out of my ass. Bobby’s mom probably thinks that I’m some sort of rapist!” (A/N: He would be suprised)
“No one would think that. And you sisters nice to you for the most part. She’ll go out with Bobby.”
Goku scoffed and was about to leave the kitchen. “Mom…Loly is not going to like how Bobby looks.”
Then a new voice could be heard. One that sounded very curious and slightly high pitched. “Ano….Why not? Who’s Bobby?”
Goku stopped in his tracks and looked just about ready to put his feat in reverse.
In front of him was a short girl with long choppy brown hair(containing a few orange highlights) and green eyes. The layers of lace on her short dark pink dress ruffled slighly as she aproched Goku. She placed both hands on her hips and rocked forward on her black doll like shoes, effictivly bunching up her knee length socks. “Did you set me up with this Bobby?”
Goku was sweating now. He would have to come up with a good explanation. And he was just about to when.
“Your brother set you up with a date! Be at the Megalomart at 3:00pm this coming Saturday.”
Loly smiled, “Okay…so what does he look like Gaige?”(A/N: Goku is a nickname. Gaige is his real one)
“Well…..he’s got blond hair..sort of, he’s growing it out….”
Loly started to get anoyed, her brother was delaying his speach again this meant that what he was saying was probably not very truthful.
“SPIT IT OUT BAKA!!!”
Goku made a break for his room, before he slammed his bedroom door he shouted, “Bobby’s chubby!”

……………..Bobby’s Bedroom………………
Bobby groggely woke up and yawned. After a while he tried getting up. But he could’t. Instead he ended up falling flat on his face.
“Dang it. That really hurt.” Bobby hurt all over. He knew why though. “Goku….”
He had the strangest feeling that he had forgot something very important but brushed it off and went into the bathroom. When he went into the bathroom he cuaght a glimps of himself. He was still chunky. But that’s not what caught him off guard. He faced the large mirror and gazed in it further. What he saw was a boy with bright eyes. But something else he noticed made him even happier. His hair had grown some. He smiled at his reflection for a while. Then he took his clothes off and jumbed into the shower. He instantly felt better. “I don’t feel sticky anymore.”

A/N:Hmmm. So that’s what I wrote. Was it good enough? Well to clear up some things. There was hardly any Bobby in this at all! But there were some new characters. Like Goku’s mom and sister.
Now for the sister…you pronounce her name like this (loly:LOW-L-E) You say the L-E faster then the L-O-W. It took me forever to decide that name! Probably a good 20 minutes.
But is there anything you want me to put into the next chapter?
I hope you liked it and have a good summer^^ Please review!
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