King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale’s Secret – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the King of the Hill characters except Jessica, Dales new daughter.

Notes: This is set in 2010 in the summertime, just to let you know. This is only for King of the Hill fans and people who like the idea of DalexPeggyxBill and NancyxHank.

Chapter One: Dale’s Obsession

Nancy Hicks-Gribble, Dale Gribbles wife started working at Strickland Propane, the same place as Hank Hill, a neighbor and best friend of Dales and it wasnt easy working with Nancy as Hank expected. Nancy always kept bleaching her hair in her office, much to Hanks chagrin because it meant Hank was always cleaning up after her.

Nancy, said Hank. Is there ever a time youre not bleaching your hair?

Sug, said Nancy. I have to so Dale wont see what I look like as a brunette. He said I look ugly as a brunette.

Whatever keeps Dale happy, said Hank.

Peggy was at home, still trying to dye her hair toehead blonde (which by the way is white blonde), was caught by Dale, from the window. She was so embarrassed because she was caught dying her hair especially in front of her husbands best friend.

Are aliens in this house? he shouted across the window.

Peggy gave him a did you just lose your mind at Paranoia Land and then closed her curtains. Ever since Dale found out about John Redcorn and Nancys secret affair (he dumped her and he moved to North Dakota), hes grows more attached to the neighbor wives of Arlen than his wife. Or maybe, he has a super-secret infatuation for Peggy

What is with you and asking Peggy if she has aliens in her house? said Dales new daughter, Jessica Margret, who was born in December 2007.

Er, umuh look a Barbie doll, said Dale creating a distraction to cover up the fact he asks Peggy if she has aliens which is also covering up the fact he may have a little crush on Peggy.

He ran down to the basement to take notes on what Peggy is doing so he can get to know her better.

10:19, Peggy attempts to dye her hair blonde to look hot and blushes when I peeped at her and she closed her curtains, said Dale when he was taking notes.

Uh-oh, now Dale was obsessed with Peggy. Taking notes on her, spying on her, having perverted thoughts about her, I could go on.

Oh God, I think I love Peggy Hill! Gah!! screamed Dale.

Sowould Peggy find out about this or would Dale have to play hard-to-get?