King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous – Chapter 1

Author’s Note: Mike
Judge owns King of the Hill. Cameron Crowe owns Stillwater and Penny
Lane. This is sort of a crossover of King of the Hill and Almost
Famous

Peggy
Becomes Almost Famous

By
Needles

It’s a sunny day in
Arlen, Texas. Hank Hill is sitting in his kitchen listening to the
radio.

“And Stillwater
is going on a reunion tour. They’ll be performing at the Arlen Arena
on Friday,” said the radio announcer. Hank’s ears perked up
at the word ‘Stillwater.’

“The next
caller who can correctly answer the question I give them gets six
front row tickets to the Stillwater concert for free,” finished
the radio announcer. Hank decided to give it a shot and called the
station.

“Congratulations,
you are our tenth caller. If you can correctly guess the names of
Stillwater’s original members, you win six free front row tickets to
see them,” said the radio announcer.

“Huh,” said
Hank. “I never knew their members ever changed. Okay, Russell
Hammond. Jeff Bebe. Ed Vallencourt. And Larry Fellows.”

“You win!”
said the radio announcer.

“I won? Well, I’ll
be darned,” Hank said, doing his famous chuckle.

Later.

Hank gets home from the
radio station. He walks through the sliding glass door. Peggy was in
the kitchen doing a crossword puzzle. Bobby is in the living room
watching TV.

“Peggy, guess
what?” said Hank, excitedly. “I won six front row tickets
to Stillwater.”

“Oh, I love
Stillwater,” said Peggy. “I can interview them for the
Arlen Bystander. We got to bring Nancy. She loves Russell Hammond.”

In the alley.

Hank, Dale, Bill, and
Boomhauer are in the alley drinking their beer.

“Yep,” said
Hank, drinking his beer.

“Yep,” said
Dale, drinking his beer.

“Yep,” said
Bill, drinking his beer.

“Mm hmm,”
said Boomhauer drinking his beer.

“So,” said
Hank, casually. “I won six front row tickets to Stillwater.”
The other three guys got excited.

“Yo, man, I love
dang ol’ Stillwater, man,” said Boomhauer.

“Hank, you got to
bring us,” said Bill.

“Yeah Hank, and
bring Nancy too,” said Dale. “She loves Stillwater.”

“I was going to
invite you three,” said Hank. The other three cheered.

To be continued.

Coming up…

Peggy makes a huge
fool of herself at the concert.