King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Return of Anthony Page Chapter 1

King
of the Hill

The
Return of Anthony Page

Story

Hello, this is Hank
Hill.

You were probably
expecting a three-part story about me and a certain twig boy.

I saved everybody the
trouble of reading yet another long, sad story of how I get
needlessly harassed by family, friends, and people that I dont
even know. It happens to me a lot. Remember the chainsaw episode? And
when everyone thought Ladybird and I were racist?

So, I took care of it
in a manner that Im not in liberty to discuss.

(hides blood-stained
axe)

Now, perhaps people can
think twice before they get too far underneath someones skin.

Remember, folks: Taste
the meat, not the heat.

Thanks for reading.

Bye!