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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 1

KOTH/King
of the Hill

Episode:
Dale Vader

Id like to say that
I do not own King of the Hill, and that its my first Hill fic, so
I hope you all enjoy it.

Today was an ordinary
day. Hank and his friends, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill were out at
Hanks fence doing their usual stuff, which was drinking beer.
Yup. Hank said. Yup. Dale added. Yup. Bill
continued. Uh hum. Boomhauer hummed.

I hope Arlen wins
again. Hank stated. I sure miss the good old days. He added.
His friends agreed. Then Bobby came and told his Dad some wonderful
news. Dad. Dad. George Lucas and the stars of Star Wars Episode
III, and all the original stars of the old Star Wars trilogy are
coming to Arlen, in order to promote the movie, and watch your
propane convention at Stricklands Propane. Bobby said
excitingly.

Boy, Ive always
liked Star Wars. Hank said. I always use to think of myself as
Luke Skywalker when I went out on the football field to play. Hank
added. Yeah, it was cool. Bill added. You know dang well
that that movie was cool man. I liked Han Solo, in a dang nabbin good
way man. He was my inspiration for the getting chicks man.
Boomerhauer stated happily.

I liked it too.
Dale sneered. Ive always liked Darth Vader. He added
sneeringly. What? You gotta to be kidding me Dale, he was the bad
guy. Hank stated in a surprised tone. Man, he reminded me of
myself. He embodies everything that I am. Dale explained. He
was a good guy, before he turned ugly. He was handsome and cool. He
even had a girl, who loved him, all until Palpatine made him turned
against his Jedi buddies, his friends, his wife/girl, and his mentor,
friend, and brother Obi-Wan Kenobi. Dale added.

Yeah, I do agree
with you there Dale, but its really sad that he was Lukes
father, but yet he was bad. Hank said. I know, and thats
what I liked about him. Dale added sneeringly. The new prequel
trilogy is good, but not as perfect as the good old Trilogy. Hank
added. Right. Dale stated sarcastically.

Thanks for the news
son. Hank said. Your welcome. Bobby said happily. And
Dad, when youre finished, I need you to meet me in my room, to
tell you, and only you something. Bobby added. Alright son, now
go inside and help your mother. Hank ordered gently. Yes sir.
Bobby said.

I am so happy that
my boy is starting to like things other that comedy. Hank said in
a grateful tone. I agree. I definitely need to drink another
beer. Dale said. You can have the rest of the cans, if you want
them Dale. Hank added. I do. Dale sneered. Then Hank went
into his house.

After that Dale drank
until he got drunk. While Dale was getting drunk, Hank met up with
Bobby in Bobbys room, and Bobby told him one of the biggest
surprises that Hank had ever heard. Dad, I have tickets for you,
me, and Mom to go see the new Star Wars movie. Bobby said. Thats
great boy. Ill tell Peg immediately. Hank stated.

Okay, you can tell
mom, but I want you to surprise your friends with their tickets to
the movie. Bobby added. Okay, I promise not to tell Dale, Bill,
and Boomhauer about this. Hank pleaded. Good. Bobby said. I
love you Dad. I love you to son. Hank said.

Then they went to
sleep. But while Hank and the others slept peacefully, Dale had the
most fun, but terrible dream in his sleep.

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