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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Hanks Revenge Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Hanks Revenge Chapter 3

Chapter
3: Jealous

Peggy
and Bill were sitting on the couch in Bills living room. Peggy
really started to like Bill, although she couldnt help feeling
sorry for Hank. You know, Bill, I wonder how Hank is handling
this? she wondered.

Oh,
hes probably jealous that I am sexier than he is, Bill
chuckled.

I
think hes probably mad at me for dumping him. Id better go
back before he does something stupid to get vengeance, Peggy said.

Oh,
thats nonsense, Bill said. You just stay here, and we can
keep each other company forever and ever. He gazed deeply into
Peggys eyes. Peggy was hypnotized and began to stare into Bills
eyes as well.

Meanwhile,
Dale and Boomhauer were in the bug-a-bago. They were preparing to
rescue Peggy from Bill. They were now going over the checklist.

Rope,
said Dale.

Boomhauer
held up the rope. Dang ol check, man, he said.

Key
to Bills closet, said Dale.

Dang
ol check, Boomhauer said.

Alamo
beer?

Dang
ol check, Boomhauer said, holding out the beer.

Good,
Dale said. Now weve just got to wait for Bill and Peggy to
leave for work. Then, we sneak inside Bills house and hide. When
Bill comes back, BAM! We tie him up and lock him in the closet and
tell Peggy that Bill was kidnapped by the government for an autopsy,
Dale said.

Boomhauer
stared at Dale in disbelief. Dale-man, talkin bout never knew
you-be weird, man, he said. Dang ol do it yourself, man.
Boomhauer left the bug-a-bago.

Wait!
Boomhauer, come back! Please! yelled Dale. But Boomhauer paid
no attention to Dale. He headed back to his house. Aw dang it.
Guess Ill have to do this dirty job myself, Dale said, getting
in the front seat of the bug-a-bago. He then watched as Bill and
Peggy left the house and got in the car and drove off. Excellent
timing, Dale said. Now I must sneak over unnoticed. Dale
then put a fake bush over his body and slowly walked across the
street to Bills house. When nobody was looking, he tossed off the
disguise and opened the door to Bills house with the key. Dale
sneaked inside and went off to hide and wait for Bill and Peggy to
return

Meanwhile,
Hank was at work. He could not concentrate on his job, though,
because he did not know how he could get Peggy back. He thought and
thought. Gah, theres got to be somebody I can pretend to
date, he said to himself. Lets see what are the
possibilities? Mihn? No, shed never go along with it, and Kahn
would never let me hear the end of it. Lenore? Nope, Bill would get
mad at me. Wait a sec thats just what I want! Not only would
Peggy get jealous, but Bill would get mad at me! Its perfect
revenge! Now if I could just get Lenore to go along with it, Hank
said.

Later
that day, Hank got home from work. He went to the kitchen and dialed
Lenores number. Hello? Lenore said on the other line.

Uh
hello, Lenore. This is Hank Hill. Remember me? Bills friend,
he said.

Oh
yes, I think I remember you, Lenore said. What do you want?

Hank
began sweating. Uh sure is lovely weather were having
lately, he said, desperately trying to change the subject.

What
is it that you really want? I know youre hiding something,
Lenore snorted.

Well
here goes, Hank said. You see, Peggy dumped me for Bill, and I
was wondering, just to get back at both Peggy and Bill, if youd
I dunno pretend to be my date, said Hank. There I said
it, sighed Hank.

There
was no response on the other line for a few seconds. Then Lenore
said, This is just a fake, right?

Oh,
yes, yes! Hank said. Just want to get back at Peggy and Bill.

Well
all right. Ill see you tomorrow, Lenore said. We hug and
make out in front of Bill and Peggy like we really mean it. See you
tomorrow, Lenore said in a tempting voice.

Bye,
Hank said, hanging up the phone. SCORE! he yelled.

What
happened, Dad? Bobby asked. He came into the kitchen from his
bedroom. Did the Cowboys make a touchdown?

Bobby,
the football season doesnt start for another 2 months yet, Hank
said. I just yelled score cause uh I sold a bunch of propane,
he lied.

Right
on, Dad. Keep it up, Bobby said, doing a strange little dance.
He shook his butt in the air and waved his fingers around his head.
He stuck his tongue out and made strange noises.

Okay,
Bobby, thats enough. No offense, but you look like an idiot,
Hank said. Bobby quit and went back to his room. Hank went to the
living room to watch TV.

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