King Of The Hill Porn Story: Back 2 Back Chapter 3

King of
The Hill

A Peggy & Luanne
Episode: “Back 2 Back”

Act III

Part I: Peggy Apologizes

(Peggy
and Luanne are lying on the couch ignoring each other. The cold air
still gives Luanne the chills as Peggy hogs up the pillow and
blanket.)

(Peggy is frowning to
herself. Then, she starts thinking, and slowly, she began to feel
regretful.)

Peggy:
“Luanne? Honey, are you wake?”

Luanne:
(shivering) “Yes.”

Peggy:
“Luanne, I have been thinking about this weekend. We both got
ourselves in a situation that has affected us tremendously. Now, I am
not the one to hold a grude, so I just wanted to say that…I forgive
you. (Luanne stops shivering)

I
know you did not mean to bond us together like this. I made a promise
to your uncle that we would not get into any trouble this weekend,
and we both broke that promise. But I am willing to make a fresh
start first thing tomorrow.”

Luanne:
(diary) “It was then that I knew she was just
saying sorry in her own way…”

(to
Peggy, regretfully): “I’m sorry, Aunt Peggy.”

Peggy:
“I am sure you are. Now let’s get some shut eye, and start
behaving like the civilized Platter women we are, huh?”

Luanne:
“Yes, but first, could you gimme some of your blanket? My toes
are freezing.” (scrunches toes)

“Aunt
Peggy?” (Peggy snoring)

(Luanne
sighs dejectedly)

Part II: Peggy and Luanne Wake Up

(The
next morning, a Sunday, Peggy puts her shoes and glasses on. Luanne
ties her hair bow together.)

Peggy:
“Well, it is the last leg of the weekend, and we are still
pasted like the wasted.

(silence)

I’m making waffles. Do you want some?”

Luanne:
“Yes, please.”

Part III: Connie’s Glue Solution

(Later
that day, Connie comes over to the Hills’ residence)

(doorbell
rings; Peggy answers)

Connie:
“Hi, Mrs. Hill. Hey, Luanne.”

Peggy
& Luanne: (wearily) “Hi, Connie.”

Connie:
“I think I found the solution to your problem.” (shows a
can of adhesive dissolvent)

Peggy:
(surprised) “My God! We have been looking everywhere for
that! Where did you get it!”

Connie:
“I had some left over from last year’s science project on the
solar system, which I won. I was borrowing some bouncy balls to
represent the sun and planets.”

(the
group heads over to the living room)

Connie:
(reading instructions) “Okay, make sure the adhesive is
stored at room temperature.”

(asks
Peggy) “Is it, Mrs. Hill?”

Peggy:
(eagerly) “Yes, go on.”

Connie:
(instructions) “Spray directly onto adhesive. Make sure
that the model stays perfectly still”.

(asks)
“You guys ready?”

Peggy:
“Yes! Let ‘er rip!”

(Connie
sprays dissolvent directly over Peggy and Luanne’s backs. Nothing
happens.)

Luanne:
“Now what?”

Connie:
(instructions) “The glue will completely dissolve within
two hours.”

(asks)
“You guys wanna watch some TV?”

Peggy
& Luanne: “Okay, sure.”

(Nearly
two hours later, Connie is sitting on the couch, Peggy and Luanne are
standing next to the couch, all watching Monsenior Martinez

(Connie
looks at the living room clock)

Connie:
“Well, it should be at least two hours, Mrs. Hill.”

Peggy:
“Well, since the time is almost near, I’ll go fix us some
lunch.” (walks off to kitchen; Connie continues watching TV)

(Peggy
pours some water into a glass; has sandwiches and drinks all prepared
on a food tray)

(Peggy
walks back to the living room. The glue officially begins to wear
off.)

Peggy:
“Okay, I got the sandwiches…”

(Glue
breaks; Luanne screams while she falls off of Peggy’s back and thuds
onto the ground)

Connie:
(gasps) “Hey, it worked! You guys are finally free!”

Luanne:
(ached) “Thank God…”

Peggy:
“And just in time for me to get ready for my Boggle game with
the girls. YES!” (jumps happily, bone cracks)

“Ow!”
(limps away with ached back)

(Luanne, having been
suspend for 48 hours, has trouble getting up. She gets up , and
spreads her arms and legs slowly)

Connie:
“So Luanne, now that you’re free, you wanna hang out?”

Luanne:
(fatigued) “Sure thing, Connie. I just need to finish
doing some stretches.” (walks towards her room, then stumbles
on the rug, falling near Connie’s feet)

Connie:
“We can just stay here, if that’s better for you.”

Luanne:
“No problem.” (sheepish grin)

Part IV: Boggle Game (I)

(doorbell
rings, Peggy answers)

Minh:”Hey, Peggy Hillbilly!”

Peggy:
“Stop calling me that!”

Nancy:
“We’re ready for your Boggle game, Sug…”

Minh:
“…And we be more than honored if your rear viewer could join
us.” (both women giggle sinisterly)

“C’mon
Peggy, show us your new appendage.”

Peggy:
“Well, ladies…” (turns around) “…take a
good look!”

(Minh
and Nancy stop giggling)

Peggy:
“Uh-huh, that’s right. You will find that my new appendage was
removed a tad earlier than expected.”

(Minh
and Nancy shifts their eyes toward each other smugly)

Peggy: (with
enthusiasm) “So who’s up for a game of Boggle!”

(the
group assembles at the kitchen table)

Peggy:
“Okay, girls. Get ready to play Boggle…Peggy Hill style.”
(Minh and Nancy roll their eyes in disgust)

(Peggy
rattles letter box)

Peggy:
(slams box on the table) “Ho yeah!”

(women
write down their words under the timing of the hourglass)

Peggy:
“Okay, girls. Add ’em up!”

Minh:
“Seventeen words.”

Nancy:
“Twelve, Sugs.”

Peggy:
(resignedly) “Oh dear…I only have –”
(triumphantly) “Twenty-four words!”

(chuckles
arrogantly, Minh and Nancy gasp) “I told you ninnies to put
on your best game!”

(rolling
‘R’) “ROUND TWO!”

(Peggy
rattles letter box with a smirk; Minh and Nancy groan)

Part V: Hair Talk

(Luanne
and Connie spend time together in Luanne’s room)

(Luanne
combing Connie’s hair; Connie reading a magazine)

Connie:
“So, if you don’t mind my asking, what was it like attatched to
your aunt these past two days?”

Luanne:
“It was awful. We did all these boring things, I ate a lot of
food I didn’t like, I kept getting suqeezed into cold, tight spaces,
and everybody around town was staring at me like I was some kind of
freak.”

(finishes combing
Connie’s hair) “And, and…”

Connie:
“And what?”

Luanne:
“And…Aunt Peggy got me suspended from my job!”
(releases Connie’s hair)

Connie: “Gee,
Luanne. That’s terrible.”

(Luanne
sprays Connie’s hair)

(Connie looks in the
mirror at herself)

Connie:
“Wow, that looks perfect. Thanks a lot!”

Luanne:
(quavering) “You’re welcome.” (starts crying)

Connie:
(puts hand on her shoulder) “Aw, don’t cry, Luanne. It’s
not your fault. You’re the best hairstylist in Arlen. It’ll all go
away before you know it.”

Luanne:
(supressing cry) “You mean it?”

Connie:
“Absolutely.”

Luanne:
(sniffling) “Thanks.”

Connie:
(wipes tear from her eye) “Don’t mention it.”

(fixes Luanne’s hair bow) “That’s
what friends are for.”

(both
cuddle; Luanne sighs contently)

Part VI: Boggle Game (II)

(Peggy
rattling letter box, then slams it on the table)

(women
write down their words under the timing of the hourglass)

Peggy:
“Okay, count ’em up!”

Minh:
(bored) “Thirteen.”

Nancy:
(yawns) “Eight, Sugs.”

Peggy:
“Well what do you know?” (shouts) “I GOT
FOURTY-NINE WORDS!”

(Peggy
laughing hysterically, as Minh and Nancy stare at each other with
fatigue)

Nancy:
“Sug, maybe we better call it a day.”

Minh:
“Yeah, at this rate, you find every word in the dictionary. You
already pick up few Laotian terms these past thirty rounds.”

Peggy:
(wags finger) “Uh-uh-uh. You girls cannot back out on me
now.”

(starts rattling letter box) “We have not
even gotten to the lightning round yet.”

Nancy:
(slams hands on table) “Sug, just DROP IT! You win! WE
QUIT!”

Minh:
“I go home before you boggle our brains silly!” (Minh
accompanies Nancy to the door)

(under her breath) “Stupid redneck.”

Peggy:
“Fine! I do not need you losers! I can have plenty of fun
playing Boggle by myself!” (women slams door shut)

(Peggy sits at table for a few seconds tapping
pencil, humming to herself. Clock ticking)

(to herself) “Well, THIS is fun!”
(pauses)

(gets
up out of chair) “I’m just going to finish my dinosaur
models now.”

(walks
off to the living room)

Part VII: Video Game

(Connie
and Luanne playing the Columns video game in Bobby’s room)

(Connie
plays more diligently, Luanne gets confused)

(Connie’s
final columns disappear, as Luanne’s pile up; the game ends)

(Connie
types her initals into the high score
rankings)

Luanne:
“Gosh, Connie. I thought you hated video games.”

Connie: “Nah. Columns is an old-time
favorite. I happen to like games that exercise the mind. Besides,
just between the two of us, I could whoop Bobby’s ass at this game
any day in a week.”

(Connie
and Luanne share a giggle)

Minh:
(calling from her house) “Connie! Time to come home!”

Connie:
“Well, Luanne. I had fun. I’ll see you later.”

(both
give each other a big hug)

(flashback ends)

Part VIII: Luanne Goes to Bed

Luanne:
(from diary) After that, I finally helped Aunt Peggy finish
her dinosaur model. She took all the credit as usual.

On
the first weekend of summer, it was the weirdest weekend in my whole
life. I should be returning to Mr. Jack later this week.

As
for Connie, she’s a lifesaver…and a true friend.

(closes
diary)

(Luanne turns off
light and goes to bed. She snuggles with her favorite teddy bear)

Part IX: Hank and Peggy’s Intimate
Moment

(Hank
and Peggy in bed. Hank takes his sock off)

Hank: “…And then after the bear had Dale
cornered, Joseph crept up and tackled the hell out of it. That
son-of-a-bitch was gone faster than a propane discount.”
(chuckles, takes off glasses) “I never thought I’d see a
bear fight in person, let-alone that thrilling.”

“So,
how was your weekend?”

Peggy: (takes off glasses) “Well,
Luanne and I had a GREAT time. In fact, if you did not know any
better, which I am sure you do not, you could say we were ‘joined at
the hip’.”

Hank:
“What’s that supposed to mean?”

Peggy:
“Nothing, honey. You wouldn’t understand; it’s a girl thing.”

Hank:
“But you remembered to keep your promise didn’t you?”

Peggy:
(wraps arms around Hank) “Hank, just shut up and kiss
me.”

(Hank
and Peggy kissing each other warmly)

(both sink under the
covers)

Peggy:
“Ho yeah!”

(end of Act III)

The End

Tagline

Minh: “Hey,
Peggy Hillbilly!”

Peggy: “Stop
calling me that!”