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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Deathmatch – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Deathmatch – Chapter 1

Note: This may contain archaic references because I actually started it ages ago and finished it just now. I don’t own anything mentioned from hereon out, except the randomness.

Bobby and Joseph were putting markers up their nose and went to
the WWE with them and won a million dollars for beating some guy with
a Guitar Hero controller in a fart-off sponsored by FOX. Then they
wrote on a bar of gold. With their nose pens.

Here, Dad, Joseph said, its a million dollar massage.

Thanks, son, said Dale, and he wiped it on his face, which
made it purple. Then he went to the gun club and they shot into the
ground a million times and put bullets on their faces with honey
because it was war paint for the people who like to put stuff on
their face.

All of a sudden, KoRn busted down the door and started screaming
Freak On A Leash, but then it turned into an episode of Mind of
Mencia where Carlos Mencia was talking about how theres so many
Dee-Dee-Dees in the world because theres no natural predators, and
then KoRn made a video about it. Then they went inside a monkeys
head to play the song and the monkey farted. That made a Volkswagen
New Beetle spin around so fast it started screaming and turned into
pizza.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale’s Secret – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale’s Secret – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the King of the Hill characters except Jessica, Dales new daughter.

Notes: This is set in 2010 in the summertime, just to let you know. This is only for King of the Hill fans and people who like the idea of DalexPeggyxBill and NancyxHank.

Chapter One: Dale’s Obsession

Nancy Hicks-Gribble, Dale Gribbles wife started working at Strickland Propane, the same place as Hank Hill, a neighbor and best friend of Dales and it wasnt easy working with Nancy as Hank expected. Nancy always kept bleaching her hair in her office, much to Hanks chagrin because it meant Hank was always cleaning up after her.

Nancy, said Hank. Is there ever a time youre not bleaching your hair?

Sug, said Nancy. I have to so Dale wont see what I look like as a brunette. He said I look ugly as a brunette.

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There is some cheating happens in the backyard!

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Hentai Picture: There is some cheating happens in the backyard!
Get a sight at how rotund King Of The Hill ducks got clad in mars, weeps, cock porridge and are brought into picture everyway of hot-loving pastime… Another young hottie from King Of The Hill got those perfect big boobs to demonstrate us and she never says “no” to any male around… That whore gotta to try this cock first before someone else will have it fuck them in the mouth of pussy!

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Bobby’s Obsession – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Bobby’s Obsession – Chapter 2

Hank Hill returned home from Strickland
Propane in a good mood.

“I’m home!” he called out.

“Hi Hank! How was work?”
asked Peggy.

“Great!” replied Hank.
“Where’s Bobby?”

“In his room reading.”
answered Peggy.

Hank sighed and headed to Bobby’s room.
“It better not be elves again.” he muttered. He opened the
door and saw Bobby laying on his bed reading.

“Whatcha reading there son?”
asked Hank.

“It’s this really cool action
series.” said Bobby.

“Is there fighting?” asked
Hank.

“Lot’s of it!” answered Bobby

“Is the main character a boy?”
asked Hank.

“Yeah.” replied Bobby.

“Keep up the good work son!”
said Hank, and left Bobby’s room.

However a few weeks later, Bobby’s
Naruto obsession had grown. He came home from the mall one day
wearing an interesting costume…

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 1

Arlen
Mowerthon 2006

By
Joe

Summary:
Hank and his friends prepare for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. However,
he is in the shadow of more powerful competitors.

Author
Notes:
I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, or
any other copyrighted material. I do, however, own my original
characters, Phil, Tyler, and Joe.

Chapter 1

Hank was
in his garage tuning his red riding mower. He wanted to ensure it
ran top speed for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. It had been a number of
years since Arlen had been selected to hold a lawn mower race. Hank
competed in one years before, but he had trouble racing because of
his diminished glute. This year, though, he was more prepared and
felt that his chances of winning were greater.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Return of Anthony Page Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Return of Anthony Page Chapter 1

King
of the Hill

The
Return of Anthony Page

Story

Hello, this is Hank
Hill.

You were probably
expecting a three-part story about me and a certain twig boy.

I saved everybody the
trouble of reading yet another long, sad story of how I get
needlessly harassed by family, friends, and people that I dont
even know. It happens to me a lot. Remember the chainsaw episode? And
when everyone thought Ladybird and I were racist?

So, I took care of it
in a manner that Im not in liberty to discuss.

(hides blood-stained
axe)

Now, perhaps people can
think twice before they get too far underneath someones skin.

Remember, folks: Taste
the meat, not the heat.

Thanks for reading.

Bye!

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Unleashed – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Unleashed – Chapter 1

While various names and titles graced the bottom of the view, an outside view of the Hill residence was shown. Then, the view was teleported inside the house, showing Bobby, Hank, Peggy, and Luanne sitting at the breakfast table. It was formerly the dinner table, but the rising of the sun caused it to transform. Bobby spoke, We have a science fair coming up soon, Dad.

Well, son, thats where you use propane, Hank stated. It provides a clean, even heat for your uh he whispered, Bunsen burners.

Luanne laughed her adolescent female laugh. You said buns
Well, I mean them as in the ones for burgers and as part of the name! Go to your room!

I dont have a room. It tipped over.

Gotdangit. How the heck does a room tip over?

Hank strolled outside, and, sure enough, part of the house was flipped on its side. Im gonna kick your– Just as Hank was threatening the 3 men, Buckley flew down in front of him.

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From time to time Hank Hill gets his debts in a very pleasing way (but only for him)

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Hentai Picture: From time to time Hank Hill gets his debts in a very pleasing way (but only for him)
Watch mock-modest goody-goody females of King Of The Hill sitting with their divine legs spread wide to show their tight flashing with desire splits and meaty warm stems flapping their soft balls over seductive ass buns. Heavily jugged easy lay from King Of The Hill is shaking under hard pussy penetration inside current thread! Hank Hill goes bananas taking anal creampie and drooling cum out into a glassy bowl…

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Luanne Platter flashes her flawless meaty titties

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Hentai Picture: Luanne Platter flashes her flawless meaty titties
Luanne Platter looks so glamorous and stuff, but she gets drilled and receives a creampie like a cheap hootchie! King Of The Hill bitches fuck their living daylights out: you’ve never seen them go so bad horny and fuck-caving… Let’s follow the lead of a hooker from King Of The Hill that is getting her cunt hammered off the curb after she’d been doing her shopping a few seconds away!

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Peggy and Hank Hill decided to try something new this time…

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Hentai Picture: Peggy and Hank Hill decided to try something new this time…
The King Of The Hill girls crave for some pussy plumbing action – they gets shagged on the spot and stick long, hard cocks in their fuck-willing twats… Voluptuous Peggy Hill toying with her ample flesh apples, pulling off her sexy panties and exposing her tight dripping cunt in front of the camera! Another fuck-obessed hottie from King Of The Hill got those perfect big boobs to demonstrate us and she never says “no” to anyone with a hard cock.

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