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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Deathmatch – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Deathmatch – Chapter 1

Note: This may contain archaic references because I actually started it ages ago and finished it just now. I don’t own anything mentioned from hereon out, except the randomness.

Bobby and Joseph were putting markers up their nose and went to
the WWE with them and won a million dollars for beating some guy with
a Guitar Hero controller in a fart-off sponsored by FOX. Then they
wrote on a bar of gold. With their nose pens.

Here, Dad, Joseph said, its a million dollar massage.

Thanks, son, said Dale, and he wiped it on his face, which
made it purple. Then he went to the gun club and they shot into the
ground a million times and put bullets on their faces with honey
because it was war paint for the people who like to put stuff on
their face.

All of a sudden, KoRn busted down the door and started screaming
Freak On A Leash, but then it turned into an episode of Mind of
Mencia where Carlos Mencia was talking about how theres so many
Dee-Dee-Dees in the world because theres no natural predators, and
then KoRn made a video about it. Then they went inside a monkeys
head to play the song and the monkey farted. That made a Volkswagen
New Beetle spin around so fast it started screaming and turned into
pizza.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not
own any of these characters, Fox does.

The image of him, her
ex-lover had been burning in her mind for quite awhile now, and it
scared her very much. She knew to go back to him would not only be
most certainly the wrong thing to do; and to do it would be to sink
down to a lowly level. Nancy wanted to prove that she could be strong
without him. She did not need him-and besides; she loved her husband,
Dale.

But just sometimes,
feelings will fade.

Nancy sighed; and took
a sip of her tropical drink. She was sitting outside on her patio; it
was a warm day in Arlen; with an unusual breeze passing through. She
was wearing a new light blue sundress-with the shoes to match, of
course. She could not help but feel lonely-it was her day off, and
she had nobody to spend it with. Her son Joseph was on a camping trip
with the Hills next door, and Dale was off at a job.

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Hank Hill smashed Luanne Platter in taut bulls eye

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Hentai Picture: Hank Hill smashed Luanne Platter in taut bulls eye
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Luanne Platter – a tiny bit cartoonish but also absolutely bare!

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Hentai Picture: Luanne Platter – a tiny bit cartoonish but also absolutely bare!
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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Hanks Revenge Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Hanks Revenge Chapter 3

Chapter
3: Jealous

Peggy
and Bill were sitting on the couch in Bills living room. Peggy
really started to like Bill, although she couldnt help feeling
sorry for Hank. You know, Bill, I wonder how Hank is handling
this? she wondered.

Oh,
hes probably jealous that I am sexier than he is, Bill
chuckled.

I
think hes probably mad at me for dumping him. Id better go
back before he does something stupid to get vengeance, Peggy said.

Oh,
thats nonsense, Bill said. You just stay here, and we can
keep each other company forever and ever. He gazed deeply into
Peggys eyes. Peggy was hypnotized and began to stare into Bills
eyes as well.

Meanwhile,
Dale and Boomhauer were in the bug-a-bago. They were preparing to
rescue Peggy from Bill. They were now going over the checklist.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: In Your Shoes Chapter 5

King Of The Hill Porn Story: In Your Shoes Chapter 5

In Your Shoes-Part 5

Hello! Here it is.

He gulped, then nodded. “Really!” Nancy nodded. “That’s great!” Dale said happily, as he moved to hug Nancy. Nancy, still in the tight grasp of Dale, moved herself to the chair. “Yep, isnt it great, Sug? And it’s really yours this time, and I’m so happy, and I hope it’s a girl.” Nancy rambled.

Dale’s mind didn’t register yet about what she had said in the middle of that rant. If they were having another kid, he wanted no lies between them. “Nancy…” Dale started. “I have to tell you something.” Nancy sat still in her chair, holding her breath as she waited for Dale to say what he was going to say.

Dale whispered everything that had happened with Sandra. He kept apologizing, and saying that he loved her. Nancy listened with mixed emotions. Her feelings had been right. But Dale hadn’t actually cheated on her. Unlike her. She had to clear the dense fog of air between them.

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Swinging time with Hank and Peggy Hill

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Back 2 Back – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Back 2 Back – Chapter 2

King of
The Hill

A Peggy & Luanne
Episode: “Back 2 Back”

Act
II

Part I: Peggy Calls for Help

(Peggy
pacing the room panickingly)

Peggy:
(hypervenalating) “Oh God! Oohh God! What are we going to
do? What are we going to do?” (stops)

(Peggy
reaches for the glue tube again, sees manufacturing address)

Peggy:
“I know! We will call them, and they will get us out of this
jam!”

Luanne:
“Can’t we just call Unca Hank?”

Peggy:
“Hank must NOT know about this. Luanne, I made a promise
to your uncle that I would not get into any trouble this weekend, and
by God, I’m a wife who’s true to her word!”

(Peggy
pulls out phone book, starts flipping pages)

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Boonhauer has his own test for chicks and busty Luanne Platter has just passed it!

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Peggy Hill is a slutty milf who deserves a very big cock

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