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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley – Chapter 1

Dales Bills and Boomhauers explanation to Wesley

This is supposed to take place in Straight as an Arrow where Wesley was spraying Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer with mace spray.

Mr. Wesley sir, will you please stop spraying us with that terrible horrible mace spray. cried Bill.

Yeah, please stop. agreed Dale and Boomhauer.

Ill stop only if you tell me why in the world you guys unexpectedly are trespassing in my yard. demanded Wesley. After Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer nodded their head yes, Wesley stopped spraying.

Lets make run for it! shouted Dale. But before Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer could make a move, Wesley blocked them and sprayed more mace at their eyes!

It burns so much! cried Bill.

This is your last warning, guys. If you try to get out of this one more time, Ill spray your eyes until this can is empty! threatened Wesley.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter Four

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter Four

A/N: I’m finding myself apologizing alot lately! But I hope you didn’t forget much of this story! Since Christmas Break is coming up soon I’m going to be waiting for a comment and as soon as I do I’ll start typing away again!

enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don’t own KOTH!

As soon as the car stopped in the driveway of the Hills,( located on Rainy St.) Bobby rushed out and threw the door. Not bothering to close it. Or the car door for that matter. He was afraid. Not sure of what his mom would do if she found out. Or worse….his dad. Actually now that he thought of it he shouldn’t have rushed out of the door and into the house like that. It just made him more suspicious. He winced as he took out the clothes from his bag and placed them into his special hiding places. After he put away his new clothes he folded all of the receipts into one big pile. And put it into one of his old folders. Then tucked the folder into his pile of old children’s books. After that he had nothing else to do but go outside and walk.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Internet Troll – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Internet Troll – Chapter 1

The
Internet Troll

By
Joe

Summary:
Bill gets a rather unusual hobby of an internet troll.

Author
Notes:
I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, or
any other copyrighted material.

Bill
sulked in his living room feeling very depressed. His life was not
very full to say the least. Sure, he had three friends that cared
about him and a job as an Army barber, but that was really all he had
in his life. Bills life was very dismal and stale. Many people
had called him a loser before, and it made Bill feel even worse.
Bill was fat, bald, and he was divorced by the only woman who was
ever a spouse to Bill.

Not much
happened in Bills life. He didnt have many hobbies, friends,
or activities. He needed help getting his life back together. It
all started after he lost his one loveLenore. He was very
doubtful that any woman would ever love him again, and he was too old
and out of shape to take up a sport of any kind. He needed another
activity that would at least make him seem a little less boring.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Trussing Nodes Chapter Six

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Trussing Nodes Chapter Six

Chapter 6

The next
morning, Dale got up to get ready for work. Nancy had opened her eyes
and just watched him. Dale noticed this and neither of them said a
word. Nancy just lay in bed for a while. She had lots of different
emotions inside her. Although she felt like a weight had been lifted,
she still felt guilt. Ending things with John Redcorn didnt fix
what happened in the past. All it did was reduce the chances of Dale
finding out that Nancy had continued the affair up until that point.

But after a
while she realized there was nothing she could do but get out of bed
and face the day and whatever it had in store for her. She got up and
fixed breakfast for her and Joseph.

Joseph!
she called, waking him up. Breakfast!

Joseph came
in groggily and said, But you never fix a big breakfast like
this.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter Three

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter Three

A/N: Well school is out for this tired soon to be Junior. I havn’t grasped the consept yet that it’s out and I will never see my old teachers again! But some of them

were really nice.

In any case since it’s summer I’ll get a bunch of free time to update my stories! yay!

Anyways let’s get this show on the road!

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Bobby was walking home from school. Enjoying the nice day and the feel of summer and a new start.

After a few minutes he arrived at his house and opened the front

door. “Mom?!”

“In the kitchen Bobby!” Bobby smiled slightly and walked in to see his mom reading the paper and drinking coffee. She suddenly noticed that Bobby had entered so

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 6

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 6

A/N: Not much to say. I just hope that you enjoy it. I had to re-read all of the chapters to get familiar with the writing style again. I did this all in a day! Cause if I didn’t then….well that’s not the point!

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Disclaimer: I don’t own KOTH.

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Previously: Goku drove Bobby home. By the time they got there it was two in the afternoon. Goku put the car into park and pressed the button to unlock the locks when he spotted a red truck coming up behind them. Goku pulled Bobby back some. “Hold on Bobby, wait till that truck passes before you get out”
“Red truck?”
Bobby glanced to the right and he saw what he feared, his father.

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Bobby didn’t know what to do. He was frozen in his place with Goku’s hand on his shoulder. He just knew that that car was his dad’s.
So what should he do now? He couldn’t just stay there sitting like a log. Goku didn’t know what was going on. Bobby was starting to look pale fast. He just seemed to be staring at nothing but that red truck. What was up with him?
“Bobby! Snap out of it. What’s wrong with you?”
That was the trigger that Bobby needed.
Bobby suddenly jerked around into his seat and slammed the car door. “That’s my dad in that truck dangit!”
Goku now realized why Bobby had freaked out. His face grew serious. The truck was only about a few seconds away and it was a small alley.
Goku muttered, “I hope this guy isn’t the type to smile and wave.” He had to act now.
Without further thinking Goku smashed Bobby’s head under the seat and covered him with a jacket that he had on the floor board. Goku calmly instructed Bobby, “Don’t move and don’t make a sound.”
Bobby stopped squirming.
Goku placed his body in front of the seat and re-started his car. The engine vroomed to life. He was sure that the truck had passed by. But just in case he turned his head to the side.
“Having any car troubles?”
Goku cursed inwardly. This guy just had to be the friendly kind! Well, when he thought about it it was actually a good thing. But not in his current situation. Not at all. He would have to deal with him quickly.
Goku flashed a welcoming smile towards the middle aged man, “No not really, my cell phone fell under the gas so I just stopped here so I could get it out before it rolled over to my break pedal.”
The man’s face frowned a bit. But then he smiled, “That’s good. Just wanted to make sure. Bye”
“Bye.”
The middle aged man then drove off without a second side glance.
Goku waited till the truck was completely out of sight before he pulled the jacket off of Bobby. “He’s gone now.”
Bobby shifted back into his seat. “Did he notice me?”
Goku smiled and backed up his car, “No, he only stared at me. ”
“Fweeeyf! That was close.”
Bobby then noticed that Goku was driving in the opposite direction of his house.
“You could stop here. My house is in the other direction.”
“I know.”
“So you should stop and let me off here.”
“I can’t do that Bobby.” Bobby grew nervous. What if Goku was kidnapping him? No, that wasn’t possible. Bobby knew Goku well enough! For about 2 days now. Crap.
“Why can’t you?”
Goku smiled as he drove. “Because if you walked into that house immediately after he just got there then wouldn’t he be suspicious on how you were supposed to be at the park. And the park is towards the same direction that he was driving. Shouldn’t he have spotted you walking while he was driving?”
Bobby’s eyes grew in realization. And all doubts of Goku once again flew out of his mind. “I guess your right.”
“Aren’t I always?”
“Don’t push it mister.”
“Okay fine.”
Bobby stared out the window. “So were are we going now?”
With a straight face Goku said, “I don’t know.”
Bobby sighed contently and gazed up at the still brightly lit sky. “Lets just go were our minds want to take us.”
———8:00pm outside by the alley-
Four men were standing outside of Rainy streets Alley. The quietly sipped their beers and talked about the things going on in their lives.
A man with an orange cap spoke up, “This is the last time you’ll see me.”
A man with blond hair looked over in his direction. “Yo man, Why?” His speech was somewhat hard to comprehend.
“I’m taking my boy out hunting with my gun club buddies. If were lucky we’ll shoot an alien.”
A man with a fat gut and balding hair smiled and looked up to the sky with a dazed expression on his face. “I wish I had a son to go on hunting trips with. We would shoot a dear then laugh and laugh. Then come home to a beautiful wife that would clean the meat.”
The rest of the men looked oddly at him.
The bald man with the big gut continued, then he used a different voice to act out a lady. “Oh my two strong handsome men! Your both such good providers. I love you!”
“Shut up Bill.” A middle aged man looked hopelessly at Bill and then shook his head with disapproval written all over his face.
They continued to drink bear until they heard footsteps. Then finally the face of a very tired looking and sweaty Bobby. “He walked passed the four men in silence. Not seeming to have the strength to notice them.
When the door to the back patio slid open then shut, the orange hat clad man frowned. “Bobby looks like he’s been probed.”
The bald fat man, “What’s wrong with Bobby? Maybe some bullies beat him up.”
The blond haired man, “Yo man, no.”
The middle aged man named Hank nodded towards the blond haired man. “That’s right Boomhawer, if Bobby got beaten up then we should have seen cuts and bruises. No, just seems like he’s tired.”
———-Inside Bobby’s room-
Bobby was lying helplessly over his bed. The sheets already soaking up some of the sweat from his shirt. He grunted, “Goku pushes too hard. I thought he’d never tell me to stop running.”
Bobby then glanced to the side at his little TV. He didn’t really get much channels on the tv. Mostly it was there just so he could play video games. Not much else. But he did get a few stray channels.
He turned on the tube with the remote and crossed his fingers. “I got you!”
Naruto had just captured a kitten. Then the episode flashed on the screen,:Important Mission! Heading To The Country of Waves!
Bobby just layed there on his bed watching Naruto. Towards the end of Naruto Bobby suddenly fell asleep.
To drained to turn off the TV. Or take off his shoes. After a while his mother came in to tell Bobby it was time to eat. But seeing her boy totally drained and sleeping, well she decided to no wake him up.
She took off his shoes, turned off the lights and TV, then shut the door.
Peggy went back into the kitchen were Hank was. “So how was the boy?”
“He was asleep. And he was so sweaty that it soaked into the bed sheets! What on earth was he doing today.”
Hank smiled and bit into his steak. To him sweat meant effort. And effort for Bobby was a really good thing.
“I wouldn’t worry too Peggy. The boy did say he was going to the park.”
Peggy smiled, “Your right.”
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The phone suddenly went off. Peggy went to get it since Hank had a mouthful of steak in his mouth.
She answered the phone. “Hill residents!”
“Ummm…..hello. Is a Bobby Hill there?”

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 5

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 5

A/N: I’ll update sooner. I hope! Enjoy all the reads. I used a diff. writing style half way down.
Tell me if you want simple reads or complex reads.
or maybe a mix of both. Be honest.

Disclaimer: I don’t own KOTH! but I wish I sorta did.

The Birds were chirping as Bobby woke up. Then fell asleep. Then again he woke up with the sun shinning brightly into his eyes. He squinted his eyes and grudgingly sat up in his bed. He rubbed his eyes then stretched his arms into the air and yawned.
Well I wonder how long I slept. I remember waking up before. But I can’t remember. What time is it?
Bobby got up and padded his way into the living room were there was a small clock. He looked.
“Oh my gosh”
He raced into his room and changed into a big blue shirt and green shorts. Popped on his shoes and bolted outside onto the patio. I can’ believe I’m gonna be late. It’s like 8:02 am already and I promised Goku I would meet him at 8:00am sharp! Oh man ohmanohmanohmanohman!
Bobby hurriedly raced out of the door and into the back alley were he raised passed Dale, Bill, and Boomhower. (A/N:Forgive me if I mis spell anyones names)
His heart raced but he finally made it. He saw Goku about to leave.
“Wait up I’m here I’m here!” Bobby shouted blindly. Goku turned around and smiled with relief evident in his eyes. Bobby hunched over the dark green car. trying to regain his breath.
“So Bobby-kun, Anything you want to share with me. Like say how you were late? Hmmm”
Bobby looked up at Goku, who was smiling with a sence of victory and smugness.
“I over slept”
“A likely story”
“Like it or not it’s true”
“Well,okay. Hop in”
Goku climbed into the drivers side while Bobby sat into the passengers side.
And away they drove off.
In the car they passed several splaces until they came to the local library. They parked and got out of the car.
“Why are we here Goku?” They started walking towards the large front glass doors.
“Simple my chubby friend”
“Hey”
Goku waved it off as a joke, “Were here to expand your anime budding mind”
Bobby smiled, “Cool, What are we gonna learn first”
They walked past the check out desk and up the stairs. “Well I’m going to teach you about Japanese culture first.” Bobby groaned at the thought of not doing something more fun. “But hopefully if you have your library card then we won’t have to read up on that stuff right away. We could just check them out and go do something else today. Bobby sighed and fished out his library card from his pocket.
“Iv’e got it”
“Good, well then lets get to some haulin and what nots”
For maybe about an hour they spent their time finding the best books for Bobby. Until finally they had their collection. Which included the first manga of Inuyasha and the 2nd and 3rd mangas of Naruto. A book on Japanese language. and on culture. Though lastly was a book that showed Bobby how to make bento boxes and the sorts of foods in them most commonly used.
They checked them out and headed towards Goku’s car. “Hey Goku”
“Yeah?” They climbed into the car.
“Why did you only find me the 1st series of Inyasha and not any of the other cool manga’s that I saw.” They buckled their seat belts and drove off. “Well when you go to any young adults section you have to be prepared for disappointment. Cause most likely your going to find fantastic manga. But not the first manga of it”
Bobby stared out the window, “Oh! I guess I’m ready for that then but right now…Were are we going”
Goku turned on his blinker and turned to the right. He continued onward for a while then turned to the right.
Goku casually glanced at Bobby, then back at the road. “Well you said something about getting into shape. And so I’m gonna get you into shape. Cause if I don’t your gonna ask for a refund on the clothes you bought”
“I wasn’t gonna do that”
Goku shrugged, “You never know. Anyways were here”
Bobby looked out his window and saw what looked like a health store. Or something like that. He really didn’t know what he was looking at. “What is this place”
Goku put his car in Park and twisted the keys out. “Were going to visit my main guy and see if we can get you on track. Ya know. get you on a schedule so you don’t have to worry about staying in shape the whole time and have some good old fashioned fun”
Bobby got out of the car and slammed the door shut. “Sounds good to me”
They entered the store. Their footsteps creaked under the weight of their footsteps. Bobby soon looked around amazed. The store looked completely different on the inside. The place was small and had the looks of the inside of a farmers house. Toons of shelves were stocked with many exotic boxes and bottles with labels he had never seen before.
More creaking and footsteps. “There is my little suga’ plum”
Bobby looked up. “Bobby, this is Miss Nuri Lenord. She’s my aunt. Say hello”
Bobby was vexed and his breath hitched. For before his eyes he saw the most exotic woman he might have ever seen. She was an older woman, possibly in her 30’s. With black hair and dark skin. She reminded Bobby of a gypsy woman.
Bobby smiled and waved, “Hello Misses Lenord”
“Please, call me aunt Nuri, They all do here”
“I’ll make sure to.” Her voice contained a thick accent.
Goku pulled away from aunt nuri and led Bobby to some items at the back of the store. Aunt Nuri followed steadily behind them.
“Well Bobby, were gonna need to get you on the right track soon. So what I’m gonna do is have aunt Nuri behind us give you her specialty”
Aunt Nuri walked in front of them and nodded to Goku, silently understanding what each other Nuri retrieved a bottle from the very back of a shelf. “So what is this speciality sichiation”
Goku smiled as aunt Nuri handed him the bottle. “It’s a special potion that aunt Nuri made up. But the key to it’s successful use is very crucial. I mean it Bobby! You drink the slightest too much and you’ll be in big trouble!” Goku’s eyes told all, he was serious.
Bobby gulped, having second doubts about all of this. He dildn’t even know Goku that well. And what kind of a name was Goku? He was peach skinned. with semi wide eyese. he didn’t look asian. If anything he looked british! “Bobby! Did you hear what I said”
Goku was waving his hands in front of Bobby. trying to get him to snap out of it.
“What”
“Did you here what I said”
Bobby nodded. “Well anyways this stuff is gonna cost ya ’bout Fifty”
“Fifty”
“Yup”
“I don’t have that kind of money on me”
Aunt Nuri placed a hand on Bobby’s shoulder, making his cheeks turn red. “Bobby, you will take this potion, and pay for it. But what I will do is ask you to pay me in small doses. Lets say…five a week”
Bobby smiled, “Aunt Nuri, you’ve got yourself a deal”
Bobby took the bottle from aunt Nuri and left with Goku. Happily.
Goku drove Bobby home. By the time they got there it was two in the afternoon. Goku put the car into park and pressed the button to unlock the locks when he spotted a red truck coming up behind them. Goku pulled Bobby back some. “Hold on Bobby, wait till that truck passes before you get out”
“Red truck?
Bobby glanced to the right and he saw what he feared father.
A/N: Well that’s it for now. I’ll try to update sooner. If you have any suggestions then tell me. I would probably use them. Or maybe if you want me to put you in the fic!
hint hint.
thanks for reading! Your review inspire me.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: AC Adoptor Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Porno Story: AC Adoptor Chapter Two

It was evening when the small convoy reached home. Two of the cars parked, then Hank and Dale congregated to watch Bill attempt to park the convertible. Hank to make sure nothing happened, and Dale to catch it if something did happen.

Dale lit a cigarette and said smiling, ..Bet ya five-to-one he scratches it.

Hanks eyes widened at the probable odds. He trotted over to Bill, who was inching toward Boomhauers driveway, tongue out in concentration.

Bill! Hank waved, coming up next to him, Bill, wait a minute. Maybe youd better let someone else park that for ya. You havent exactly had the best luck with other peoples stuff..

Oh, thats alright, Hank. I can handle it! assured Bill, Look!

He pulled the car forward slightly, and promptly knocked over Boomhauers garbage cans.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: AC Adoptor – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: AC Adoptor – Chapter 1

A/N: Title is not a typo. I mean adoptor, as in adopt: to take up and make one’s own.

This fic is based on a dream I had about Boomhauer getting lost at sea. Unfortunately, as I wrote this, the part based on the dream got kinda smooshed. But I do like how this turned out, even if I do think it gets a little weak in places. I also think I put in too much Dale for a group-based episode. Curse my inability to not use him as much as properly possible! I don’t own the rights to Band-Aids. Enjoy the insanity! A/N: END

The sun beat down onto Arlen, Texas unmercifully. Its searing rays attacked all that is surveyed, and those standing outside the Hill residence were no exception.

Hank Hill took a sip of cold, refreshing beer and looked up at the sky.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Dales Secret Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Dales Secret Chapter 3

Chapter Three: Watching over Peggy isnt the easiest.

Just to warn you, Dale while youre watching over Peggy, while Nancy and I are gone, shes not the easiest to watch. Bobby, on the other hand just leave him alone for 2 hours and he finds things to do, said Hank. But Luanne, you step on her stuff and have to deal with her mood swings because of pregnancyjust warning you.

I can do it all, said Dale.

Good, said Hank.

But Nancy, began Dale.

I know what its all about, said Hank. I know when she has to do her hair and surf the web blah blah blah

Good. Have fun.

Then Hank and Nancy drove over to the airport.

Hey, Peggy, said Dale, grinning as best as he can.

Dale, said Peggy.

Hi Mr. Gribble, said Bobby.

Hello, Dale, said Luanne.

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