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King Of The Hill XXX Story: "Heatwave – Chapter 1"

Hello everyoneand welcome to my (short as hell) King of the Hill Fanfic. I do NOTown King of the Hill. It was created by Mike Judge and is currentlyairing on FOX. Oh yeah, and whenever Hwat appears, I KNOW thatit is usually spelled What. On the show, Hank says Hwatand not What. PLEASE DONT KILL ME! killed anyway And thesmoke part may be a bit surreal, but meh. Also, if it sucks, TELLME! Im not an asshole about criticism. If theres a way I canimprove I will try to take the advice and use it. Thank you forsitting through this 113 word long intro.

The heat wave sent thetemperature into record-breaking levels. Turning on grills was auseless task-the meat would cook either way. And in the middle ofthe whole thing, Dale Gribble was wearing a sweater.

Damn it Dale,said Hank, opening a cold beer. Why would you be wearing asweater?

Hey-man-talkin-bout-that-dang-ol-sweater-man-its-like-dang-ol-million-degrees-man,said Boomhauer, who was displaying his ability to not pause betweenwords.

Yknow I tried todo that once, announced Bill. Remember, a few years ago?

Yes, spat Hank,and you were sweating ten times more than you usually do.

Bill shed a tear andhung his head. That was one of the several factors that contributedto his wife divorcing him. And when I say several, I mean several. Hank decided to change the subject.

So Dale Hwat inthe hell were you thinking?

Dont you seeHank? Dale shouted in his oh-my-god-the-world-is-doomed tone. The only way to stop this from affecting us is to defy it! Thegovernment thinks that we think its nature, but its not! Itsa trick, and this will prove that Im onto them!

That is the craziestthing Ive ever heard, Hank concluded, rolling his eyes. Youdbetter not get that mumbo-jumbo into Bobbys brain, I tell youhwat.

You wont thinkits crazy once this glob Continue reading

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King Of The Hill Porn Video Part #2: This nerdy chick knows how to deal with couple of king-sized dicks…

King Of The Hill Sex Video – Part #2

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King Of The Hill Hentai Video Part #1: This bitch in glasses knows how to deal with hard cocks like a pro!

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King Of The Hill Sex Video Part #2: See how Peggy Hill will deal with that king-sized cock!

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King Of The Hill Porn Video Part #1: Peggy Hill is showing her skill of handling with king-sized cock

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King Of The Hill XXX Story: "Shodown – Chapter 1"

Love isn’t something that has been plentiful in my life.

It’s been a long and rocky road; everything from death to broken marriages I’ve suffered everything. I’ve seen it all, except for true love.

But that changed, one night.

–S–

A simple situation; take care of the house while my Aunt and Uncle went on a trip to some kind of propane event. I was sitting on the couch flipping through channels when the doorbell rang, I got up and answer the door to see Khannie standing there.

“Hi,” she said. “Is Bobby home?”

“I’m sorry Khannie, he’s at a friend’s,” I said.

Khannie looked behind her to see the car drove off.

“Do you want to come in,” I said while stepping aside. She stepped in, I wonder what she’s thinking about.

“Would you like me to take your coat?” I asked, she shrugged. She slipped it off and handed it over.

“Would you mind if I stay here while my parents go out?”

“No, I don’t mind.”

I put her coat away, my mind was kind of pre-occupied with something that has been nagging me for a while. But that was my problem, I shouldn’t really burden on someone else – namely Khannie – even if they can help. I walked to the couch than sat down, my worries were still running around my head.

“Man,” Khannie said bringing me out of my thoughts. “That is so fake, I have never seen anyone kiss like that.” I noticed she than blushed and kind of looked embarrassed, in a way I thought she looked cute.

Okay, now it was my time to be embarrassed.

“Geez,” she said. “Their tongues are Continue reading

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: "Shodown – Chapter 2"

Love is a rare commodity for me.

In my life there’s only been two men I’ve dated, Bobby Hill and Chane Wasanasan. Even at 16 years old I only French kissed, while some say it’s good to have those values. But… There’s times I felt like there’s something missing, that was being fulfilled.

That changed one night.

–S–

“Mihn, we’ll be late,” my father shouted.

“I’m trying to find a caretaker for Khan Jr.,” my mother answered.

“But I want to rub in this lighter into Ted Wasanasan’s face.”

200 dollars for a lighter, what a waste, I thought. What this whole thing is about, the Wasanasans were hosting an adult party where dad is going to show off this lighter that was auctioned off on the internet that Ted was bidding for.

I have no idea why but I don’t ask questions about my dad’s bouts of insanity. Just ride it out, that’s what I’ve learn.

“I can stay over at Bobby’s,” I said.

“I don’t know,” my mother said. She looked over at my father who was caressing the box that the lighter was in. “Might as well.”

I grabbed my coat while walking out the door, I heard my dad said something about have Ted choke on the prize. It was a bit chilly out even walking between houses, Gripping the collar a bit tight as I felt a slight wind. I knocked on the door, I was a bit surprised to see Luanne answer the door.

“Hi,” I greeted. “Is Bobby home?”

“I’m sorry Khannie, he’s at a friend’s,” she replied.

“Do you want to come in.” She stepped a side, I was glade too. For some reason it was kind of cold this year, “Would you like me to take your coat?” she asked me. I shrugged and too Continue reading

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: "Tying Knots – Chapter 1"

King of thehill Tying Knots

Authorsnote: Okay, so I used to watch King of the Hill a bit when I waslittle, but I just now started watching the reruns every night abouta month or so ago. So if things arent accurate, its because Ihavent been watching it since show 1, okay? But Im pretty sureits pretty accurate, because when I get into a show, I really getinto it. ;)

Dale tries tomake cigarettes taste like oreo cookies; Bobby finds that the coolcrowd isnt as cool as they think they are

Chapter 1:

The four menwere standing outside Hanks house in front of the fence, as theydid every afternoon after work.

Yep,Hank said.

Yep,Bill added.

Yep,Dale commented.

Mm-hmm,Boomhouer said, standing out as usual.

Hank decidedto start the conversation with what happened at his work. Well,guys, today at Strickland Propane, we but he was shortlyinterrupted by Dale, angering Hank a bit.

What if Isomehow made cigarettes taste like oreos? he wonderedthoughtfully.

Everyone wassilent for a moment and then his friends burst out laughing.

What? Imserious, guys!

How couldyou even think of an idea so dumb? Hank asked.

I used mybrains.

Whatbrains, man? Boomhouer commented.

Hey,Bill said. I think its a good idea. If he could make thishappen, I might take up smoking.

See,Hank? Dale said. It would get non-smokers to start smoking!

Thatsnot a good thing, Dale.

Yes itis! More ka-ching for me!

Well, Ican assure you, I would never ever smoke, no matter what thecigarette tasted like. Smoking is bad.

So isdrinking, but I see youve got a beer in your hand right now, sothere, he huffed with a cross of his arms.

Thatsdifferent. Smoking can kill.

Whatever,Hank. You go your way, Ill go mine. You make the small bucks, Illmake the big bucks. You sell the gas, and Ill kick some ass!</P Continue reading

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: "Bobby’s Confession – Chapter 1"

Bobbys
Confession

By
Joe

Summary: Bobby
has a fetish and wonders if he should tell Hank.

Chapter
1

Yup,
Hank said, sipping his beer.

Yup,
Dale said, smoking his cigarette.

Mm-hmm,
Boomhauer said, panning the area.

Yep,
Bill said, scratching his bald head.

Nothing
special happened in Arlen that Saturday afternoon. The men just
stood in front of the fence in their alley, unsuccessfully thinking
of things to think about. Finally, after standing silently for over
an hour, they gave up trying to think of anything to say and just
decided to return home and resume their personal lives.

Hank
walked into the living room and sat down on the sofa and watched the
news on the television. Nothing new was on TV. It just seemed like
an absolutely boring day. Just then, Peggy, Hanks wife, entered
the living room.

Hank,
why are you just sitting there? If youre this bored, why dont
you mow the lawn or paint the house? Peggy asked her husband.

Well,
I would, but I did all that 2 days ago. I dont need to do that
right now, Hank responded.

You
know what, we need to go out to the Mega-Lo-Mart and buy some
groceries, Peggy said. Get Bobby, were going. Hank then
walked into Bobbys bedroom.

Bobby,
your mother and I are going to the Mega-Lo-Mart to get some
groceries. Wanna tag along? Hank asked.

Sure,
Dad, Bobby said excitedly. He grabbed his wallet and followed
Hank and Peggy out to the truck. Bobby wanted to go to the store for
some time because there was something he wanted very badly. Hank
started the truck and drove the family to the Mega-Lo-Mart.

Hank and
Peggy were s Continue reading

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