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King Of The Hill Porn Story: "Tale of the dang ol golden arm man – Chapter 1"

ever wanted to learnhow to speak “boomhauer-ese” (which is my term for hismumbing)? well, the trick is to say what you’re trying to say, butrepeated throw in the phrases “talkin’ ” and “dangol’”, and end it with “man”. which is how you cantranslate his story.

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“All right, that’sit.” Dale aimed carefully and squeezed the trigger, sending abullet in the direction of seemingly nothing.

“The governmentthinks they can send mosquitoes equipped with microscopic spy camerasto keep twenty-four-seven surveillance on me,” he said proudly,mocking the government that in all honesty didn’t give a hangabout him. “Well they’re wrong.”

“Dammit, Dale,”Hank sighed. “Don’t waste our ammo.”

“You wouldn’t thinkit’s such a waste if the FBI came to drag me off for knowing toomuch. I take out their trained spy bugs, and they have nothing onme.”

Hank shrugged–it waspointless to be the voice of reason when Dale was so obviously deafto it–and went back to trying to de-tangle the fishing lines, whichhad knotted about three of the fishing poles together. He shouldnever have left it up to Bill to put the camping gear in the truck.By merely laying them in there, he’d managed to hopelessly entanglethem.

Then again, leavinganything up to Bill was a bad idea. Including starting thecampfire.

“Come on… comeon… D’oh, why can’t I start a fire?” Bill laid the sticksaside and hung his head in shame at his own stupidity.

“Dang, man, talkin’..try usin’ dang ol’ matches, man,” Boomhauer advised.

“That’s a good idea.Say, toss me that matchbook on the log beside you, Boomhauer.”

The matchbook sailedthrough the air in a perfect arc, and Bill backed up a couple ofsteps to catch it.

Thus tripping over theedge of the fire pit and falling backwords into the wood.

“Ow! Splinters!”Bill ran circles around the fire pit a few times in a blind panic,before slipping and falling back into the pile of wood. Weakly heheld up the matchbook. “Found ‘em.”

Bobby and Joseph sat onthe log adjascent to Boomhauer’s, bearing witness to this withouteven a slight stirring of amusement. They’d become immune to Bill’sstupidity

“I’m bored,”Bobby complained.

“Yeah, me too,”Joseph added.

“Tell you what, man,tell ya ’bout, talkin’, tale of the golden arm.”

“I never heard thatone before,” Bobby said, nudging Joseph. “Have you?”

“No. Tell us.”

Boomhauer cleared histhroat, which wasn’t all that necessary, since the boys onlyunderstood about half of his incoherent mumbling anyway.

“Tell you what, ‘slike this. Was this man, was lookin’ for this treasure. Looked,talkin’, maybe twenty years.

“Then he looked inthis ol’ dark cave one night, tell ya, an’ found him that treasurechest, sittin’, man, right there on the dang ol’ floor o’ the cave.

“An’ he hears thisnoise, man, talkin’ looks up an’ there’s this dang ol’ huge grizzlybear. Talkin’, bear rips off his arm, ‘fore he shoots it an’ dragsoff the treasure.

“Talkin’, now theguy’s rich, an’ he buys him a dang ol’ golden arm. Then he dies, man,an’ night ‘fore he gets buried, dang ol’ grave-digger steals it and,talkin’ starts walkin’ home.

“An’ all the wayhome, he hears this voice, right. ‘Whoooo stole my golden arm.Whoooo stole my dang’ ol golden arm?’

“‘Whooooooo stolemy golden arm, man?’ An’ then, right by his dang ol’ ear, says realloud, man,

“IT WAS YOU, man!”

Startled, Bobby fellbackwards off the log.

Weakly, as he struggled toget his clearly overweight self back onto the log, he said, “Thatwas a great story.”

“Yeah,” Josephagreed. “I bet it would be even scarier if I knew what he wassaying.”

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King Of The Hill XXX Video: Ask Peggy Hill – girls with glasses are best cocsuckers!

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King Of The Hill Sex Video: There is one thing that Peggy Hill is best in her neighborhood – giving deep blowjob!

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King Of The Hill Porn Video Part #1: Peggy Hill is prooving that she is a queen… of blowjob!

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: "Perfection – Chapter 1"

Perfection

Thisis about Connie. Enough said, no more. I don’t own, and I don’t getany money from this.

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Perfection,

Nothingbut the best.

Thatis what my parents try to give me,

andwhat is expected of me.

Practicetill it hurts.

Studytill it burns.

Ihave to get into the best college.

Ihave to make Arlen’s best orchastra

withmy magic violen.

Nothingbut Perfection

ButI escape that.

Theycannot keep me from living.

Bobbykeeps me laughing,

thatthere is more than books and papers.

Ilook at the unfolding soap opera of the neighborhood.

Allthe drama.

Someoneis cheating on someone else.

Someonelost their job.

Dadsays not to watch the hillbillies.

ButI can’t help not to.

Perfectionis the best.

SoI must study till I pass,

traintill I win,

practicetill I’m in,

thatleaves no time for fun.

Luckyfor me, I have Bobby.

Perfection-InEvery Aspect

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Justsome drabble.

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King Of The Hill Hentai Story: "Back 2 Back – Chapter 1"

King ofThe Hill

A Peggy & LuanneEpisode: “Back 2 Back”

Act I

Part I : Hank Returns Home

(Atnighttime, Hank’s truck pulls up in front of 123 Rainey Street)

(each departing membersays “goodbye”)

Bill:”Good-bye, Hank!”

Dale:”Bye!”

Joseph:”Catch ya later, Bobby!”

Boomhauer:”Dang ol’ see ya.”

(Hank’struck pulls into the garage)

(from inside theHills’ residence, Peggy puts a dinosaur model under display glass,displayed over the living room fireplace)

Peggy:”Yep, Luanne. I believe I have really outdone myself with thisone.”

Luanne:”But we worked on this together.”

Peggy:”Uh-huh..”

(Hank and Bobby enterthru the back door; Peggy and Luanne go to meet them)

Peggy:(hugs Hank) “Oh Hank, I am so glad to see you!”(Hank half-heartedly pats Peggy on the back)

Luanne:”So how was it?”

Bobby:(excited) “It was GREAT! The water was thrivingwith fish! And Joseph and I saw foxes, owls, rabbits, raccoons, andeven a BEAR!”

(calm) “…And we slept undera blanket of warm, blue stars.” (excited again) “Wethought it would NEVER end!”

Hank:(chuckles) “Okay, Bobby. It’s time for your shower.”(Bobby goes off to take a shower)

(sigh)“It’s great to see the boy soenthusiastic about nature.”

Peggy:(suggestively Continue reading

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King Of The Hill XXX Story: "Back 2 Back – Chapter 2"

King ofThe Hill

A Peggy & LuanneEpisode: “Back 2 Back”

ActII

Part I: Peggy Calls for Help

(Peggypacing the room panickingly)

Peggy:(hypervenalating) “Oh God! Oohh God! What are we going todo? What are we going to do?” (stops)

(Peggyreaches for the glue tube again, sees manufacturing address)

Peggy:”I know! We will call them, and they will get us out of thisjam!”

Luanne:”Can’t we just call Unca Hank?”

Peggy:”Hank must NOT know about this. Luanne, I made a promiseto your uncle that I would not get into any trouble this weekend, andby God, I’m a wife who’s true to her word!”

(Peggypulls out phone book, starts flipping pages)

(Peggyreaches modeling listings, fingers thru, and points to the reliablesource)

(Peggyreaches for the telephone, and dials the number)

Lady:(on the phone) “Apex Discovery Hotline.”

Peggy:”Yes, this is Peggy Hill, and I am calling in concern for yourmodeling products.”

Lady:“How may I help you?”

Peggy:”Listen, we had a little gluing accident just as we werebeginning to put together one of you dinosaur models, and now we needhelp!”

Lady:”Hmmm…can you describe exactly what happened?”

Luanne:(screaming) “I’M GLUED TO AUNT PEGGY’S BACK!”

Lady: “Mmm. Mm-hmm…well, that’s toobad. I’m sorry ladies, but we have NO ad Continue reading

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King Of The Hill XXX Story: "Back 2 Back – Chapter 3"

King ofThe Hill

A Peggy & LuanneEpisode: “Back 2 Back”

Act III

Part I: Peggy Apologizes

(Peggyand Luanne are lying on the couch ignoring each other. The cold airstill gives Luanne the chills as Peggy hogs up the pillow andblanket.)

(Peggy is frowning toherself. Then, she starts thinking, and slowly, she began to feelregretful.)

Peggy:”Luanne? Honey, are you wake?”

Luanne:(shivering) “Yes.”

Peggy:”Luanne, I have been thinking about this weekend. We both gotourselves in a situation that has affected us tremendously. Now, I amnot the one to hold a grude, so I just wanted to say that…I forgiveyou. (Luanne stops shivering)

Iknow you did not mean to bond us together like this. I made a promiseto your uncle that we would not get into any trouble this weekend,and we both broke that promise. But I am willing to make a freshstart first thing tomorrow.”

Luanne:(diary) “It was then that I knew she was justsaying sorry in her own way…”

(toPeggy, regretfully): “I’m sorry, Aunt Peggy.”

Peggy:”I am sure you are. Now let’s get some shut eye, and startbehaving like the civilized Platter women we are, huh?”

Luanne:”Yes, but first, could you gimme some of your blanket? My toesare freezing.” (scrunches toes)

“AuntPeggy?” (Peggy snoring)

(Luannesighs dejectedly)

Part II: Peggy and Luanne Wake Up

(Thenext morning, a Sunday, Peggy puts her shoes and glasses on. Luanneties her hair bow together.)

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King Of The Hill XXX Story: "Heatwave – Chapter 1"

Hello everyoneand welcome to my (short as hell) King of the Hill Fanfic. I do NOTown King of the Hill. It was created by Mike Judge and is currentlyairing on FOX. Oh yeah, and whenever Hwat appears, I KNOW thatit is usually spelled What. On the show, Hank says Hwatand not What. PLEASE DONT KILL ME! killed anyway And thesmoke part may be a bit surreal, but meh. Also, if it sucks, TELLME! Im not an asshole about criticism. If theres a way I canimprove I will try to take the advice and use it. Thank you forsitting through this 113 word long intro.

The heat wave sent thetemperature into record-breaking levels. Turning on grills was auseless task-the meat would cook either way. And in the middle ofthe whole thing, Dale Gribble was wearing a sweater.

Damn it Dale,said Hank, opening a cold beer. Why would you be wearing asweater?

Hey-man-talkin-bout-that-dang-ol-sweater-man-its-like-dang-ol-million-degrees-man,said Boomhauer, who was displaying his ability to not pause betweenwords.

Yknow I tried todo that once, announced Bill. Remember, a few years ago?

Yes, spat Hank,and you were sweating ten times more than you usually do.

Bill shed a tear andhung his head. That was one of the several factors that contributedto his wife divorcing him. And when I say several, I mean several. Hank decided to change the subject.

So Dale Hwat inthe hell were you thinking?

Dont you seeHank? Dale shouted in his oh-my-god-the-world-is-doomed tone. The only way to stop this from affecting us is to defy it! Thegovernment thinks that we think its nature, but its not! Itsa trick, and this will prove that Im onto them!

That is the craziestthing Ive ever heard, Hank concluded, rolling his eyes. Youdbetter not get that mumbo-jumbo into Bobbys brain, I tell youhwat.

You wont thinkits crazy once this glob Continue reading

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King Of The Hill Porn Video Part #2: This nerdy chick knows how to deal with couple of king-sized dicks…

King Of The Hill Sex Video – Part #2

Another fuck-obsessed hottie show has some great rack to exhibit for us and she can never reject anyone who comes up with a hard-on ;) There are these King Of The Hill XXX heroes that refuse to control their imperative desire to copulate and for another second get right down to their naughty pursuits!! In this post sex girls will face the biggest and stiffest cocks that will drill each cock pit of theirs!

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