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King Of The Hill Porn Story: "Tying Knots – Chapter 1"

King of thehill Tying Knots

Authorsnote: Okay, so I used to watch King of the Hill a bit when I waslittle, but I just now started watching the reruns every night abouta month or so ago. So if things arent accurate, its because Ihavent been watching it since show 1, okay? But Im pretty sureits pretty accurate, because when I get into a show, I really getinto it. ;)

Dale tries tomake cigarettes taste like oreo cookies; Bobby finds that the coolcrowd isnt as cool as they think they are

Chapter 1:

The four menwere standing outside Hanks house in front of the fence, as theydid every afternoon after work.

Yep,Hank said.

Yep,Bill added.

Yep,Dale commented.

Mm-hmm,Boomhouer said, standing out as usual.

Hank decidedto start the conversation with what happened at his work. Well,guys, today at Strickland Propane, we but he was shortlyinterrupted by Dale, angering Hank a bit.

What if Isomehow made cigarettes taste like oreos? he wonderedthoughtfully.

Everyone wassilent for a moment and then his friends burst out laughing.

What? Imserious, guys!

How couldyou even think of an idea so dumb? Hank asked.

I used mybrains.

Whatbrains, man? Boomhouer commented.

Hey,Bill said. I think its a good idea. If he could make thishappen, I might take up smoking.

See,Hank? Dale said. It would get non-smokers to start smoking!

Thatsnot a good thing, Dale.

Yes itis! More ka-ching for me!

Well, Ican assure you, I would never ever smoke, no matter what thecigarette tasted like. Smoking is bad.

So isdrinking, but I see youve got a beer in your hand right now, sothere, he huffed with a cross of his arms.

Thatsdifferent. Smoking can kill.

Whatever,Hank. You go your way, Ill go mine. You make the small bucks, Illmake the big bucks. You sell the gas, and Ill kick some ass!</P Continue reading

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: "Bobby’s Confession – Chapter 1"

Bobbys
Confession

By
Joe

Summary: Bobby
has a fetish and wonders if he should tell Hank.

Chapter
1

Yup,
Hank said, sipping his beer.

Yup,
Dale said, smoking his cigarette.

Mm-hmm,
Boomhauer said, panning the area.

Yep,
Bill said, scratching his bald head.

Nothing
special happened in Arlen that Saturday afternoon. The men just
stood in front of the fence in their alley, unsuccessfully thinking
of things to think about. Finally, after standing silently for over
an hour, they gave up trying to think of anything to say and just
decided to return home and resume their personal lives.

Hank
walked into the living room and sat down on the sofa and watched the
news on the television. Nothing new was on TV. It just seemed like
an absolutely boring day. Just then, Peggy, Hanks wife, entered
the living room.

Hank,
why are you just sitting there? If youre this bored, why dont
you mow the lawn or paint the house? Peggy asked her husband.

Well,
I would, but I did all that 2 days ago. I dont need to do that
right now, Hank responded.

You
know what, we need to go out to the Mega-Lo-Mart and buy some
groceries, Peggy said. Get Bobby, were going. Hank then
walked into Bobbys bedroom.

Bobby,
your mother and I are going to the Mega-Lo-Mart to get some
groceries. Wanna tag along? Hank asked.

Sure,
Dad, Bobby said excitedly. He grabbed his wallet and followed
Hank and Peggy out to the truck. Bobby wanted to go to the store for
some time because there was something he wanted very badly. Hank
started the truck and drove the family to the Mega-Lo-Mart.

Hank and
Peggy were s Continue reading

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