King Of The Hill Porn Story: Back 2 Back Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Back 2 Back Chapter 1

King of
The Hill

A Peggy & Luanne
Episode: “Back 2 Back”

Act I

Part I : Hank Returns Home

(At
nighttime, Hank’s truck pulls up in front of 123 Rainey Street)

(each departing member
says “goodbye”)

Bill:
“Good-bye, Hank!”

Dale:
“Bye!”

Joseph:
“Catch ya later, Bobby!”

Boomhauer:
“Dang ol’ see ya.”

(Hank’s
truck pulls into the garage)

(from inside the
Hills’ residence, Peggy puts a dinosaur model under display glass,
displayed over the living room fireplace)

Peggy:
“Yep, Luanne. I believe I have really outdone myself with this
one.”

Luanne:
“But we worked on this together.”

Peggy:
“Uh-huh..”

(Hank and Bobby enter
thru the back door; Peggy and Luanne go to meet them)

Peggy:
(hugs Hank) “Oh Hank, I am so glad to see you!”
(Hank half-heartedly pats Peggy on the back)

Luanne:
“So how was it?”

Bobby:
(excited) “It was GREAT! The water was thriving
with fish! And Joseph and I saw foxes, owls, rabbits, raccoons, and
even a BEAR!”

(calm) “…And we slept under
a blanket of warm, blue stars.” (excited again) “We
thought it would NEVER end!”

Hank:
(chuckles) “Okay, Bobby. It’s time for your shower.”
(Bobby goes off to take a shower)

(sigh)
“It’s great to see the boy so
enthusiastic about nature.”

Peggy:
(suggestively) “So Hank…you ready to RE-explore
nature?”

Hank:
“But we just…” (thinks then laughs naughtily) “Oh,
I get it.”

(Hank
and Peggy go off to their bedroom; Luanne goes to her room)

Luanne:
“Good night, Unca Hank! Good night, Aunt Peggy!”

Hank
& Peggy
: “Good night, Luanne.”

Part II: Luanne’s Diary

(Luanne
closes her room door, goes to her dresser, and opens the top drawer.)

(She
pulls out a small diary. She goes over to her writing desk, turns on
the lamp, and grabs a pencil)

Luanne: (writing in her diary) “Dear
diary, I have just gone thru THE weirdest weekend ever! I spent 48
hours stuck with Aunt Peggy. You’re probably wondering how one
weekend that was supposed to be so perfect went so wrong.
(turns
page)
Well, I promised Aunt Peggy I wouldn’t tell anyone, but
here goes…”

(flashback begins)

Part III: Hank and Company Leaves

Luanne:
(diary) “It all started on Friday morning, the
first weekend of summer…”

(Hank
finishes loading up the truck with camping supplies)

Hank:
“C’mon, fellers. Let’s getta move on!”

(Bill,
Boomhauer, Bobby, Joseph, and Dale walk to the truck with their
camping supplies)

Bobby:
“The first weekend of summer vacation; this is going to be the
best camping trip ever!”

Joseph:
“Yeah! I am SO psyched for this trip.”

Bobby:
“I’m gonna get into a staring contest with an owl, and a running
contest with a rabbit!”

Joseph:
“And I’m gonna wrestle a bear..once he comes acorss our camping
site, he’s going down!”

(boys
quivering eagerly)

Hank:
“Let’s go, boys. There’s nature afoot.” (everyone boards
the truck)

“Gentlemen, this weekend, we will do it all.
Hunting, fishing, camp fires…everything. Yep, we will embrace
Mother Nature like the natural-born woodsmen we are. (starts
engine)

(Peggy
runs out the front door)

Peggy:
“WAIT HANK! Don’t forget your fishing hat.”

Hank:
“Oh yeah. Thanks, Peg Leg.”

“And
make sure you stay outta trouble this weekend. The Pattersons may be
our neighbors, but you should still KNOCK before coming thru their
front door.”

Peggy:
“It’s not my fault if they’re the one’s who aren’t being
neighborly. It’s almost like they’re afraid of me or something.”

Hank:
(chuckles nervously) “Yeah.”

Peggy:
“Don’t worry. Everything is under control.” (Hank and
Peggy kiss)

“Goodbye,
Hank. Fish the hell out of those trout!

(Hanks
nods acceptingly, pulls the truck out, and takes off. Hank and Peggy
wave each other goodbye)

Part IV: Connie Calls Luanne

(phone
rings, Luanne answers)

Luanne:
“Hello?”

Connie:
“Hey, Luanne. How’s it goin’?”

Luanne:
“Fine. Bobby and Joseph just left with their dads on their
camping trip.”

Connie:
“Sweet…Hey, if you’re not too busy this weekend, maybe we can
hang out sometime?”

Luanne:
“I’D LOVE LOVE IT!”

Connie:
“Great. Just let me know when’s the best time for you.”

Luanne:
“Okay. I got work both today and tomorrow afternoon, but I got
plenty of time in-between.”

Connie:
“Great! Keep me posted. I gotta go. Bye.”

Luanne:
“Buh-bye.” (both hang up)

Part V: Peggy’s Package Arrives

(close
to noon, a UPS truck pulls up in front of the Hills’ residence)

(doorbell
rings)

Peggy:
“I got it!” (walks to the door and opens it)

Delivery
man
: “Pacakge for Peggy Hill.”

(Peggy
signs the form then takes the package. Delivery man leaves)

(Peggy
walks into the living room with her package)

Peggy:
(to herself) “I cannot believe it is finally here!”

(Luanne
emerges from her room)

Luanne:
“Hey Aunt Peggy! What’s up?”

Peggy: “My entrance into teaching Biology is
what’s up, doc.” (walks over to couch) “The Tom
Landry Middle School Biology teacher, Professor Hall, is retiring
after 25 years of service, and Principal Moss has appointed me,
Peggy Hill, to be the new Biology teacher for grades 5 thru 8!”
(Luanne walks over to couch) “Starting next year, we will
be learning about the prehistoric land masters; the dinosaurs! I have
ordered a series of kits from Apex Discovery, and I intend on getting
a head start on examining each and every dinosaur from their physical
structure to their diets. And Luanne, what better way for a young
woman like you to spend the summer than help me, Peggy Hill, with her
dinosaur models?”

Luanne: “Spending time at the beach?”
(Peggy gives her a stern look)

(nervously) “I mean gosh, I’d love to
help, Aunt Peggy!”

Part VI: Gluing Accident

(Luanne
takes a seat on the couch next to Peggy; Peggy opens the package)

Peggy: “Okay, my model today is the
stegosaurus. We just have to follow this simple set of instructions,
and we will be on Easy Street.”

(begins
reading instructions)
“First, be sure to have all of the
pieces needed.” (dumps bone pieces on the coffee table)

“Second,
make sure you have plenty of modeling glue.”
(takes the tube of glue out the box and hands it to Luanne)

Now
before we officially begin, I just need to grab a box of Kleenex, in
case we make a mess of things. You proceed with Step 2.”

(Luanne
stares at Peggy blankly)

“Just
make sure we have enough glue.” (Peggy
turns around reaching over the arm rest)

(Luanne
opens the tube, and looks inside. She tries to shake some out, but
nothing comes out. She then shakes harder, and finally squeezes the
tube. A whole mess of glue squirts out of the tube.)

Peggy: (turns
around)
“What was that?”

Luanne:
(hides tube) “Nothing!”

(Peggy
turns back around. Luanne frets, because a long line of glue is
covered over Peggy’s back without Peggy’s notice.)

Peggy:
(turns back to the couch with Kleenex box)
“Okay, I got the
tissue –“

Luanne:
(sudden reaction)
“I NEED SOME!” (she accidentally
knocks the box out of Peggy’s hands. It knocks most of the pile of
bones off the table)

Peggy“Luanne, will you PLEASE be more careful next time! Now
help me clean up this mess!”

(Both
Peggy and Luanne scramble to pick up all of the bones.)

(When
they nearly had all of them collected, they were both kneeling on the
floor facing the opposite from each other. They slid closer to each
other, until they bumped into each other’s backs. Luanne, having
suddenly remember the gluing accident, felt something squishy on
Peggy’s back)

Luanne: (to
herself)
“Uh-oh…” (Peggy stands up; Luanne
leviatates on her back, dropping all of the bones she collected)

Peggy:
“Well, not much damage was done, but…” (sudden
silence)

(Peggy
begins turning around in a near-panicked state)
“Luanne?
Luanne! Where are you!”

Luanne:
(truthfully) “Right here Aunt Peggy”. (Peggy
turns her head around, only to see Luanne completely suspended to her
back)

Peggy:
“Luanne, what you are doing is a serious violation of my
personal space.”

Luanne:
“I had a little accident with the glue.”

Peggy:
“What happened!” (reaches for glue tube)

(reads
to herself)
Warning: This glue dries on contact,
and is to be used for modeling purposes only. Any misuse of this
product, accidental or intentional, may result in serious
consequences.”
(drops tube)

(fearful)
“Holy crap! We’re stuck like this!”

(theme
to
The Twilight Zone plays)

(Peggy
screaming; Luanne starts screaming)

(end of Act I)

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